I don’t understand Kendall Jenner’s body at all….

I guess it’s got something to do with everything being bullshit on the internet, in part because of her family.

From the girls photoshopping themselves into what they think is hot, even though anyone who sees them is like “Nice Avatar Bro”….but no one cares about people who actually see them…we live a virtual second life…as our first life…which makes online dating a real game of Russian Roulette.

To the girls getting all kinds of gnarly fucking procedures, from botox, fillers in all kinds of weird places you’d never expect…it’s not just duck lips motherfuckers…it’s everything….then there’s the whole fat transfers of pulling fat from one area and dropping it in another…I mean…when Khloe Kardashian went from manly beast of the wilderness monster….to almost fuckable…despite having always been a beast….then there’s the whole Kylie thing that was literally a thing…but has grown into whatever the fuck you’d call her now….this family is up on the latest technologies on how to turn fat ugly hairy trolls into sex dolls…..

I don’t think Kendall is immune to that….because I know that she’s naturally built like Bruce…the “Athletic” sister….all tall with no hips…but in the world of broken garbage humans from shitty fucking families who are celebrated so hard they are billionaires.. probably should have been debated in the election as the terrorist group fucking with the minds of young girls and giving them far worst unrealistic body expectations than any “Patriarchal Misogynistic” website….but for whatever reason the “Woke” SJW Trolls go after men’s programming, making women in ads and photoshoots and content pieces where we say “FUCK SHE IS HOT”….illegal….or at least cancelled…while these cunts are actually damaging people…on so many fucking levels from faking their look, to trying to monetize, to wasting their money on crappy products they sell….you know the Kardashians are dog shit, so I don’t need to keep going on about this..because Kendall and her fake hips, skinny legs, look alright to me….fake or not…I’ll never see her average looking overrated ass in public anyway….so I’ll just buy into the lie that everyone is selling….

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Kendall Jenner looks her best when she is decapitated. I am not saying that as some kind of pyscho woman hater who thinks all women should be headless, despite popular belief I think women are fucking wonderful but more importantly I am a pacifist not into crimes of passion or dismemberment because I don’t have passion, or really a stomach for that kind of thing. I am saying that because I think Kendall Jenner is a body not a face and even her body is pretty overrated with all the hype it got as a model, when it is really just an influencer, because the family are a bunch of whores that can push product and for whatever reason brands want to be a part of that, maybe because it pushes product, in can’t because they think the Kardashians are cool, or anything but clickbait dogshit that have a solid digital marketing agency, because they are obviously clickbait dogshit…

So while they play off Kanye, play off all their bullshit soap opera scripted drama, all to hype up the family brand, Kendall’s task was to post some thirsty thursday look at her pussy in her a bathing suit pulled up to her neck…with her nasty ass Bruce Jenner face cropped out, to remind you she’s the best that shitty family has to offer…and even she perpetuates everything wrong with social media, America, consumerism, capitalism, the MEDIA in general….and YOU general population who created them…FUCK Ya’ll…while watching Kendall fuck the pool water like it was the pool jet….

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Whether COVID is real or not, we can only hope it is real, as we watch Kendall shove her fingers in her mouth like it was a black athlete’s cock, since the family are into that, the whole Black Lives Matter has been working for them for a long time, like they are some kind of foster family for the inner city, because they fetishize the black men, make sex tapes with the black men, basically exploit the black men to be part of their storyline….and it all started when OJ fucked the mom as their CUCK dad jerked off at the country club they were all a part of…..producing Khloe Kardashian…

The Kardashians existing while being an actual shit stain on humanity and popculture, influencing women everywhere to jack up their faces too look like dopey fucking sex dolls, only less interesting than sex dolls, because sex dolls don’t jack up their bodies to be more like the Kardashians….a legacy that we can hope ends in terrible face cancers for anyone who signed up to this instant gratification bullshit….including but not limited to Kendall’s dad, who despite his surgeries, still looks like a fucking dudes with breast implants….

The whole thing may be rich as shit, they are an industry, a lot of money and support comes to them from bottom feeding and top level brands who don’t care about sponsoring EVIL if evil has eyeballs, but the biggest joke in all of their trash is that Kendall is considered a top fashion model when she literally looks average as fuck…..all because they push product….this is what people are rewarded for? You can be the shittiest human but people listen to you so we’ll give you media attention, we’ll write about you on TMZ daily, to keep your brand alive and well..feed us fake stories and talking points and we’ll pretend they are exclusives….The Kardashians are the fake news we need to be protesting…not masks, not COVID, but this dog shit.

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How about some low res, small Kendall Jenner Bikini up her cunt pics to remind you that she’s a cunt.

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For those of you who don’t know, the Kardashians run all their social media through an agency they own. They have a full staff on board to properly execute their media empire. I used to know the girl that runs it, she was poached from BUZZMEDIA, which was a company that basically owned all the celeb blogs, from EGOTASTIC to WWTDD and other shit like Spin Magazine…

So it’s all some brainwashing, digital marketing, supported by a TV show, that went viral from a sex tape bullshit….and everytime you see a Kardashian or Jenner in a slutty picture, it’s because the team that runs their accounts decide “Ok we need a nude”….it’s all just click bait, to keep them in the news, to keep them trending, to keep their scam alive…but that doesn’t change the fact that a naked Kendall Jenner, resorting to low level smut, to get views, is hilarious because even when you’re a billionaire, you gotta do Only Fan tactics to keep up the bullshit.

The fact these trashy cunts aren’t cancelled makes no sense to me, but here they are…existing…

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I guess there’s some level of humor in the fact that I’ve never cared about celebrities or celebrity gossip, but for the last 15 years I’ve been posting updates from whatever celebrity is trending that day.

I know people just assume there’s this level of love or passion for pop culture because of the site being 90 percent celebrity content, and no one really understand why someone who has no interest in celebrities would have a site about celebrities, but at the time it seemed like a good idea. You know it made “comedic” sense. A guy who knows nothing about celebs and has no interest in celebs writing about celebs…as it turned out it’s been pretty fucking abusive on my mental health…but 15 years ago we weren’t a bunch of whiners and mental health cries were saved for criminals and suicide survivors, everyone else was just a fucking baby.

ANYWAY, Kendall Jenner and all the Kardashians are so low on my list of celebrities I already don’t care about, so it is almost painful to write posts about the ugly troll turned “fashion icon” because this is the world we live in…just give anyone the job…as long as they have that Kardashian hype, and don’t look like a Kardashian…so fucking lame.

Then there’s the whole them trying to market themselves and that also is so fucking lame…like with this sweater we hope makes her catch a chill, weakens her immunse system, so when she links a random thing she brought back from Italy Fashion week, she dies.

Undertit in a crop sweater or not, this bitch sucks harder than her dad sucks his old dick that now lives on his mantle next to his Olympic medals….conquests…ya know.

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If you’re interested in the ass that Bruce Jenner’s Vagina Made when it Came inside the Kardashian mom, well here it is in bike shorts, looking skinny, and idiotic.

This trash that we can’t really blame for being a Jenner / Kardashian pile of shit, and who we should semi support for attempting to be a legit fashion model, despite clearly being an average looking girl who had a dream of being a fashion model, and the resources to buy herself into being a fashion model, because the family converts sales for brands, and if they use one of them like she’s a legit model, they can get her and her family to post the brand to support their sister’s dream.

SHe is the equivalent of a rich kid going to a recording studio to record an album. The album isn’t good, The music videos aren’t good. The overall experience a joke to everyone but the girl with a dream not even aware of how lame she fucking is….only for “fashion”.

There is nothing hot about any of the Kardashians….they are a stain on society no matter how much money they wake but her dad has a pussy and that is ALWAYS comedic.

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More importantly….she’s doing bikini pics that have been photoshopped and she looks much better…keep the photoshop alive!

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