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2024

03

May

Bella Hadid Face of the Day

Insult of the week “Shut your Bella Hadid face you useless faggot”…

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2024

01

May

Bella Hadid Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Bella Hadid hasn’t been as visible as most social media influencer models who gamed the system despite their unique face that I am sure was seen as ugly their entire life, before manipulating the world into thinking it is hot.

I thought she died of her Lyme Disease, but she instead detached from the bullshit model and celebrity scene she was a big part of and made a lot of money being a part of, and decided to focus on her love of horses and riding.

So she did what any trend setting / trend follower would do and jumped onto the first Rodeo rider she could fine and now she’s living that wholesome country life she probably always wanted because it is the life we all want, they just don’t want us to know we want it.

Instead of posting cheesy Stagecoach “look I like Cowboys” bullshit other try hards did this week, she has nothing to prove, her Rodeo man was likely busy cumming in her to make those babies and a trad wife out of her instead of dancing to Diplo’s country music set he only does for money because it went viral a few years ago and dude likes money.

She also posted some campaign for a perfume she launched, made from horse piss she harvests from her own barn….

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2024

26

Jan

Bella Hadid Posing with her Biological Mom of the Day

Bella Hadid pretends that her mom is some fame whore named Yolanda, a model married to David Foster at one point in her life, before taking her daughters under her model wing and pushing them into the world of modeling when you didn’t have to be hot or interesting to be a model, you just had to be famous on the internet….

But based on her horse face, I think I know what her dad Mohammed was up to in the rich person barn. We’ve all heard stories about what people do with Goats, but when they are rich you level up the food chain in the barn.

Anyway, she’s a traditonal rider, as rich kids are but with the popularity of things like Yellowstone and country music to all these empty medicated idiots that are looking to connect with something more real than the garbage that Bella Hadid was on the front line promoting all these years, in fact she got VERY rich at the expense of all the idiots who bought into her bullshit all these years, but now she’s going back to country….plus her rich mom owns a farm so it makes her think she is a more authentic cowboy, like those same people they talk about in the Yellowstone Storyline who move from California to Montana or Wyoming with their billions of dollars to evade taxes through a ranch they bought cuz they are rich.

I don’t really think it’s a bad thing, I’m into country and cowboy, so that more they push this the better it is for society as a whole….even if the horse face is not from the horse….the horse is a beautiful and majestic creature…even if the horse face is not…


She also posed holding her tit like she was the Weekend when he was holding her tits…hey…it’s almost the weekend…SO FUN…Got any plans?

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2024

10

Jan

Bella Hadid Brings the Bikini Selfie of the Day

This isn’t really big news to anyone in the world, since Bella Hadid is a bit of an overrated monster, but I am sure a few people who are weirdo fans of hers have noticed that the over-saturated, over-exposed, over covered fake as fuck model they tried to trick us into thinking was a high end super model and not just some rich kid who was connected to the industry thanks to having followers at a time when people didn’t have followers. She’s a fraud people.

But yeah, she was everywhere, all the time, her really weird look that has been altered by modern science but that was treated like a natural beauty fell off. She was everywhere, then she was no where, now she’s back.

Some say it was rehab, others say she got her dick cut off, some say it was mental health break, others say it was her Lyme disease….I saw she was getting her face altered in a way that makes her look like she’s on Star Trek, some forehead flap of skin hanging over her eyes in a freakish fucking way and despite being skinn with tits, her’s demonic….HOT.

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2023

08

Mar

Bella Hadid Almost Upskirt of the Day

The saddest thing about the Bella Hadid near upskirt is that she’s tucked her balls up into her ass…assuming she’s got a dick, which I do.

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2023

13

Feb

Bella Hadid Nude in Bed of the Day

I have been on an actual porn set or two in my lifetime, you know, weird opportunities present themselves when you’re the best site on the internet no one reads, or HAVE presented themselves PAST TENSE before those who once read it died off or forgot it existed thanks to my failure in marketing….evolution…you know technology…social media…original content…there’s a lot of reasons the site is floundering…BUT in the glory days, I did get on a porn set or two and I did see a porn star or two get fucked and it really wasn’t all that different than this high fashion shit, only the people were less obvious when staring at the cunt than the dude in the tie dye shirt.

I did a post on Bella Hadid the other day, saying she’s pretty whorish for a top model, because society as a whole is pretty whorish.

Just this weekend, when reading the obituaries, I was reminded of some local uptight girl that I remember used to call out another girl I knew for being a whore, all becasue she posted bikini pics.

She would get mad at every racy pic the exhibitionist posted and would even reach out to her family, who were on her FB page to let them know how shameless their big titty daughter who spent way too much time on vacation was posting…..

Well, she’s dead now, but going on her FB page I saw that she had about a dozen pictures of her ass in a skimpy bikini, clearly she worked out.. I thought, wow, 10 years ago, she’d be mad at a girl for posting that, now she’s posting that of herself..or as of a few months ago was posting that…cancer put a stop to that…but what a shift in the overall vibe of society because it’s not just the dead bitch who now posts slutty pics, who was just jealous or mad all those years ago….it’s basically everyone…ASSHOLE pics for everyone….and people like Bella Hadid, marketed as a top model, when really they are just shameless half naked rich kids with the right friends are probably who we need to thank for that.

The shamelessness and exhibitionism is almost at the point of MAKE PRUDE great again, so that when I see some cleavage I can jerk off to it like old times….it’s at the point of excessive, saturated, blown out like an instagram vacation spot….but at least there’s a lot of panty pics to sift through….

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2023

10

Feb

Bella Hadid Upskirt of the Day

We live in a world where a top model in the fashion industry is some rich kid from LA with egotistical / narcissistic parents who did the whole reality show thing because they love attention and are trash….

I mean her dad’s also done a bunch of instagram models, probably leveraging his daughters’ name to suck them in before paying their rent in exchange for their monthly dates…he’s an LA rich scumbag….from what I’ve been told….So investing in making his scary faced daughter a marketable top model made fucking sense to his overall strategy…even though there was a time she was making smoothies in Malibu as the UGLY SISTER….before people lost their fucking minds…

But yeah, we live in a world where a top model, who I don’t think is worthy of the title, but I don’t call the shots, so I’ll accept her being a top model, and in that postion, she produces UPSKIRT content of herself….

This is not accidental flashing getting out of a car, this is prop the camera, turn on the filters and take a dozen or more versions of it to get the panty flash right.

So contrived, so lame, so thirsty and eager and ultimately, so fucking weird, but I’m still lookin, it’s a pantyflash after all and I’m not homo.

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2023

10

Jan

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

Bella Hadid’s face has always thrown me off, but she’s looking pretty rough in the top pic, maybe old as fuck, the fillers are failing her, like her hair is thinning, male pattern baldness, too many energy drinks, anorexia….a dick….I don’t know….

Keep in mind that Bella Hadid posted this content of herself…so she thinks she looks good, or she is trolling, since her being a top model is a pretty funny troll….

She’s got a body though…clearly that’s the hook…works for me…who needs a face or hair when you have a hot body…NO ONE…the answer is no one a face or hair when they have a body…

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2023

06

Jan

Bella Hadid Pussy Print of the Day

Bella Hadid posted up some spread legged doing pilates to show the world how she stays fit, even though we all know it’s from under the table, contraband, diabetes meds…

She’s got some white shorts on, some gym socks on, and it plays out like a gay dude’s gym fetish scene, only we assume she’s got a cunt and her tight shorts aren’t a jock strap.

She also posted some in the jungle bikini pics, like some kind of weird ape-like creature, because she’s got a scary and demonic looking face….but she’s apparently the world’s top model, which I think is a marketing hook like how McDonald’s has the 100 percent beef…you know Hottest Model ™….

Hot body though and you know you can always brown paper bag the butter, so it works for me.




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2022

24

Oct

Bella Hadid Upskirt of The Day

Bella Hadid is a reminder that if you are big enough on instagram and rich enough, the fashion companies will suck you in and pretend you’re a top model, even though the girl who works your local coffee shop with the leggings jacked up her ass is hotter than her.

It’s all a fucking scam motherfuckers, the cool scenester kids who are just a group of try hards, impress the groupie scenester kids working in the industry, and together they circle jerk each other into relevance….

So I don’t buy into the whole thing, but I also thought the fashion industry, especially after the streetwear industry infiltrated it, thanks to rich grown men buying into streetwear like a bunch of 15 year olds, collecting the toys, the sneakers and waiting for the weekly or monthly drop of limited edition t-shirts that are still selling for 1000s of dollars….

I think it’s just one big fucking troll to see how far they can push the useless, brainless, half retard consumer with their credit cards, because they need to spend their money on something, it might as well be some dumb shit that you know they’re being trolled with.

You know, you can buy cotton t-shirts for 10 dollars for 4 shirts at Walmart, or wherever, to spend 1000 dollars on a t-shirt, even if you have it, is just stupid, so stupid, that you’d probably be easy to manipulate into thinking Bella Hadid is the hottest bitch around…..not realizing it’s a lie.

Now, her strong chin isn’t horrible, looking up her skirt that she wants you looking up isn’t horrible, but a top mmodel…man, bargain basement at best….but the real question is where’s the cunt out, and let’s hope this ain’t a tuck job even though she’s sitting like a dude and rockin what looks like an Adam’s apple.

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