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2022

20

Sep

Bella Hadid’s Pussy and Pizza Party of the Day

I don’t buy into the whole Bella Hadid being the top model the rest of the world thinks she is, but who fucking cares what I have to say, basically no one, the answer to that question is no one!

As her sister, who she mooched off us and only exists because fucks Leo DiCaprio who is obviously a batty boy, Bella remains the weirdly modified confusing look of the generation that they’ve decided is high fashion based on being rich or friends with the Kardashians alone. Since high fashion is now based on ghetto ass street wear nerds, she manages to maintain her street cred, despite being some coddled, rich kid so detached from anything “street”, but who cares about the death of streetwear thanks to billion dollar brands that mooched off street culture, I’m here for the pussy!

And the pussy is being brought at this Pizza on the Street party that I am sure the ELITES wished they were a part of, since they fucking love Pizza, didn’t the White House spend millions of dollars on Pizza parties a few years back?

What is interesting is that Hadid knows the paparazzi are there, so did she jack her dad’s tightie whities up inside her before she left the house while he jerked off, you know genetic attraction is real, especially in certain cultures around the world who fuck their family, a culture she may be part of, or did she jacked it in for the paparazzi to give them something to talk about, give the people pussy, or pussy definition, and keep the scam of being relevant and attractive fashion icon alive, the funny thing in all this is that Bella Hadid manages to make skimpy shorts jacked up pussy boring, HOW is that possible?

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2022

22

Aug

Bella Hadid Titty Upshirt of the Day

Bella Hadid may be fake news, or fake high end fashion model, with what I’d assume is imposter syndrome if she wasn’t like all the girls her age, who have their heads so far up their asses, and that are so fucking spoiled, that they don’t realize that there was an era where people had to pay their dues and actually deserved the titles like top model that they got.

Sure, there was nepotism, sure there was dick sucking to get there, sure there were rich people like Bella Hadid with a dad who was willing to invest in making it happen, and sure there were flukes that made no actual sense, but never has there been such a basic looking girl being pushed on us hard because she can convert sales for the brand and the people working with her are just a bunch of fucking groupies.

But yeah, Bella Hadid rode her sister’s career and moved in as her replacement after being a third wheel on the Jenner train and that’s what it took. She didn’t need to be hot, she didn’t need to be fit, she didn’t need to have tits, but luckily she is fit and has tits, because otherwise this lie would be TOTALLY unbelievable.

But yeah, she’s in an era where no one gives a fuck about models, everyone has an onlyfans pushing nudes, so if her content is to compete, trend or represent the culture, so she keeps her strong hold on her audience, then she best sleaze it up a little, so here’s that sleeze from the right angle, pushing some overpriced desinger pants she got for free, but wants you to pay for, when she’s the rich one. Don’t fall for the marketing trap!

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2022

12

Aug

Bella Hadid Rides Her Bike of the Day

I may not find Bella Hadid hot. I may think her face looks like all those Skeletor memes that are circulating the internet, and not in a good way, but in a her face is fucking hard, edgy and weird.

I may not find Bella Hadid a compelling figure in either modelling and influencing, whether she can sell millions of products to her idiot fans that are plugged into the hive mind control they push on us.

I may not respect her successes or earnings, because I just see her as an Avon Lady that manipulated the algorithm at the right time, thanks to being born in the right shameless and attention seeking family.

I may find her whole streetwear high fashion shit corny and lame and I may hate anyone who thinks it’s still cool, after all these years, if you’re still buying expensive designer made in china shit that’s worth 5 dollars for 1000s of dollars, so you can post it on social media, like it fucking matters, but not enough hate to actually care, just enough to be like, fuck people are lame.

I will still look at her half naked, slutty pics, because she’s skinny, has tits and what the fuck else are we to do with her low hanging fruit content…..imagine if people making all this money said “I’ll do something meaningful with it”…instead they do the easiest thing to get clicks, which is half nakedness, which I guess is meaningful enough to people like me who are married to 300 pound women…they smell horrible..


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2022

28

Jul

Bella Hadid in Underwear of the Day

I posted some underwear pics of Bella Hadid yesterday, where I outlined how she’s not very hot but I came across this and wanted to reiterate that the world’s top model, top influencer is a hard faced, possibly a lizard person from middle earth, part of the lizard people regime that runs our world and tries to control us through the AI systems, TV and internet that they run……

This looks like a serpent tongue is about to whip out of her mouth to catch some insects that they are currently trying to normalize and make idiots who are in their trap try to eat.

She’s just so obviously an imposter to the panty world but at least she’s not a fatty, those ones are worse.

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2022

27

Jul

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

The most amazing thing about this email is not the fact that Bella Hadid is half naked, she’s been half naked, old news, unless it’s a dildo grip campaign, what we….it is not that she is being paid by a brand, likely more than you’ll make in your life, for one simple campaign…but that is pretty amazing when you factor in how hot or not hot or how interesting or not interesting she is….it is not the fact that she’s smiling to show some personality….the most amazing thing about this shoot is that she can smile, you’d think with a face that looks that plastic, it’s be an impossible feat…but I guess when you put your mind to something; or when you have rich fame whore parents, you can be anything and do anything you visualize for yourself…oh the other amazing thing about this shoot…titties!!!

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2022

26

Jul

Bella Hadid’s Hard Nipples and Ass of the Day

Bella Hadid must be feeling a little insecure, you know the ugly sister, raised as the ugly sister, coddled for being the ugly sister, told she was beautiful, even though she knew she was being lied to, is something a girl who worked a smoothie shop before the internet decided she was a top model carries with her.

Sure, she’s far hotter than Gigi now, but that’s not saying much since Gigi’s been through some shit in her pregnancy, with her face, but that childhood trauma is something a bitch carries around.

I assume she’s trying to generate some attention around herself, showing her awesome life surrounded by mooches who only care about her because she’s rich and famous, so in doing that she does this high concept bullshit selfie shit…..that seems to be a desperate cry for attention because she knows she’s a fraud….and not as hot as they say she is, or as hot as her paychecks from these companies say she is….

So like other insecure girls of the internet, she takes it upon herself to show tits and ass to give boners, to mask for their sadness in their soul, like exhibitionists who don’t realize that life is better when you throw the phone away and move to the mom’s farm and take on things like knitting, or feeding the animals…..

Sure, get the money when you can, but trying to bring us into her behind the scenes life to be compelling is boring, unless it’s with masturbation videos, otherwise bike shorts and no bras don’t really cut it for anyone who can see this look at walmart…on hotter asses and tits….depending on where you live…..because Hadid’s really not that hot but like all non hots, whore behavior makes them hotter, so we’ll take it.

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2022

19

Jul

Bella Hadid Sort of Nipple of the Day

Bella Hadid, like SWIM WEEK IN MIAMI, is a nice reminder that people have low standards, people don’t have a fucking casting couch in their heads when accepting these models or influencers as models or influencers, even though they should, and they’ll let anything surface to the top…

Isn’t there an expression about the cream rising to the top, well, if you let your cream rise outside, you’ll probably end up with a few maggots, bugs or undesireables floating on it’s thicker consistency….meaning that cream does surface to the top by insects cling to that shit and confuse themselves for the cream……rigt…

I get it from all perspectives, I just prefer when the people celebrated are actually hot chicks, not monsters who act like they are hot.

It’s one of those ugly girls try harder to be hot chicks, one of those brands are lazy and just pay people who are popular, one of those people think follower count is what matters because everything is a direct to consumer hustle….but Victoria’s Secret was as direct to consumer hustle and they bought ALL the hottest chicks around, they had standards, and these hot chicks would fight to get it, now every brand just hands anyone who can convert a sale a deal and we, as the spectator are stuck with supbar talent being presented as top tier talent and that just skews everything into the gutter, lowers the bar, and makes for a depressing world filled with shit, which is why you should get off the internet, unless you’re getting off on the internet, in which case, you may see her nipples for attention, because we know she knows she’s an imposter who doesn’t live up to any of the hype.

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2022

15

Jul

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid bringing the compelling content for her fans, because she’s trying to break that fourth wall of her vs them, by allowing them to pretend to be her mirror or some shit thanks to her feeling hot in her shameless topless pic….

The point is that her dad bought her cover, the Hadid careers are just beyond contrived, everything they’ve done they’ve hustled or manipulated to get, and it worked out for them, so if she’s a top model, the ugliest top model in history, I mean look at that face, whether she gets paid heavy and converts the retards cuz she’s part of the culture or not, she’s still a fucking bottom feeder.

Hence the nude selfies, that she’s pretending to be MODEST by erasing her tits we’ve all we seen….like she’s not an attention seeking rich girl being edgy, because she’s been raised a rich kid, isolated and this is her attempt to be a normie….

The point is that when I see censored pics like this, I assume there’s a paywall somewhere for me to get the uncensored version, it’s the OnlyFans bait and switch for conversion strategy….only Bella Hadid’s not linking us out to the “removed scribble” and that’s pretty fucking boring…

You gotta wonder what she’s hyped on in this pic if she’s covering her tits, is it the face, the hair, the toned somac, the jewelry…..or the fact that this is about as challenging as it gets to get noticed when you’re already followed by millions. Who cares.

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2022

14

Jun

Bella Hadid on the Balcony of the Day

Here’s one of those Bella Hadid troll looking bitch that has been packaged as unique looking top model all because she pushes sales for the people who hire her…She’s part of the culture, relevant, and thus important to pretend is a super model, even though it’s a whole new era and that old celebrity shit no longer exists, it’s now strictly just a bunch of try hards succeeding at trying hard in ways that may be empty, but pay well and for a rich kid, probably give her purpose.

She’s wearing a Disney Princess looking LARPING dress you’d expect on a fat nerdy chick at the Medieval Faire grounds on her perch as nerds have sword fights with weapons crafted from pool noodles….

My original caption was “JUMP”…..I figure less is more and I always over write these posts no one reads…but I figured no one would understand what I meant by “Jump”…even though it’s pretty straight forward…..do it for HUMANITY…..girl.

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2022

09

Jun

Bella Hadid’s Thong Dong of the Day

Bella Hadid is an overrated instagram model because she was a rich kid sitting at the right table. They were able to position her otherwise ugly traits as a unique look that should be celebrated, all because she converted sales, which is what they like, from being that instagram model.

So what probably felt ugly all her life, so much that she’s got surgeries, face modifications, and probably has an eating disorder….some old fashioned anorexia, which is the best part about her story….I mean imagine if she was a LENA DUNHAM rich and entitled monster who can convert sales, without giving a fuck about how vile she looks, instead packaging it as the new new….

So when postured like that, THANK FUCKING GOD for Bella Hadid, her skinny legs and ass are hot, even if she is not….but compared to other rich kids who could have bought the same career…..she’s top notch..

So that’s why you should jerk off to that thonged ass…not featuring enough asshole sure, but still a thong….on thong thursday……

There’s some other pics, just a round-up of Hadid…..and no, I don’t know what a thong dong is….I am just an idiot.

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