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2021

20

Dec

Bella Hadid Bondage Tits of the Day

Bella Hadid is doing some Calvin Klein pornography because dude’s a fucking pervert and has been since the dawn of fucking time….the HEROIN chic creeper getting girls half naked in the 90s has taken a solid cue out of some weird homemade porn amateurs in their trailer park home, and decided to strap the bitch down with some belts because BDSM is so hot to fucking weirdos…

Yes, I am a BDSM shamer and think it’s only good for serial killers and fat chicks you are only fucking angrily because you can’t get any hotter pussy…

I don’t find the BELT outfit nearly edgy enough, this is dipping a toe into the BDSM world, kind of weak display really…if she’s not getting her head shoved in the toilet like BELLA DONNA (REMEMBER HER?), I don’t want it.
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In other pics you can see her decent sized tits, top model no one really understands why, but people just go along with it because why not..



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2021

10

Dec

Bella Hadid vs Hailey Beiber in Underwear for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Two girls who you know think of themselves as the most important ladies in the fucking world, on the fucking social media, at all the important parties…one a popstar’s wife, the other a creepy faced monster that they pretend is the hottest shit out there, despite being the ugly sister with a dream, who made the dream come true with strategic work and an industry of groupies who don’t even bother casting talent…they just do the old fashioned “Do you know the Jenners or Kardashians…good enough for us…”

That’s all it took the brands so thirsty for clicks and sales, especially brands like Victoria’s Secret who you may remember was owned up until recently by Epstein’s financier…but I am sure the brand’s not tainted at all by that shit…NO WAY…

There’s no inside job around here, that’s just crazy talk….as we look as two unimpressive people being postured as being impressive and hot…

In this battle of the panties, Bieber is the winner, because despite both looking trans to me, she’s the lesser of the hard faces….

The good news is, as shit as pop culture and modeling has become…USE that girl over there, she’s famous…instead of human trafficking a babe from Brazil no one’s ever heard of…is just lazy…

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2021

03

Nov

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

Bella Hadid is a body and not really a face because he face looks like that of a man who has gone through too much plastic surgery on his quest to become a woman because they’ve watched too much porn and relate or envy the girl in the porns rather than the dudes….you know brainwashing shit…

I mean I don’t know what the reason for the transgender trend, I don’t even know if there is really a surplus of transgenders on a year to year basis, we just see a lot more of it….

I assume it is because the news and the social networks all want to pretend this is “America” and since people don’t leave their house they run with it…

But then again, it’s quite possible that there are more transgenered, thanks to the media telling people there are, and you know FOMO in the weirdest way….like the GOTHS or the SKATERS or Crusty Punks of your generation…they are the gender benders…

I do know that when I had a job before checking out of society to update a site no one reads, I worked for a porn distributor in the DVD era of porn, and TRANNY porn was the number one category even then…20 or more years ago….it was so popular that Tranny Porn production in Brazil started a wave of HIV scares in the LA porn industry….because when tranny is inolved it’s always a win….or something…

I also know that girls of social media jack-up their fac4s so hard, that they are basically no longer human, I would NEVER suggest a top model like Bella Hadid would do such a thing like she was Khloe Kardashian, but I do think it opens up opportunity for dudes to do the same thing and benefit from the IG influencer sugar baby life…I mean we don’t know who of the hotties we stare at half naked are born man or born lady….and I don’t have the answers..

But I do have pics of Bella Hadid posing in her bra and panties and she’s got a body, and that’s really all that’s important.

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2021

11

Oct

Bella Hadid Upskirt of the Day

Bella Hadid is not that impressive of a person and I am saying that as someone who is all for nepotism. I may be a broke ass pervert who doesn’t have a pot to piss in, but I do have a website, look at me Dot Com homelessness, the modern day dot com tycoon who can’t profit off the internet or the pandemic like all our politicians…I saw a Canadian dude who runs Ontario was worth 2 million dollars, now worth 50 million, because his company did the dumb fucking stickers on the store floors to keep people in the same store social distanced…something that we know saved 0 lives…but that’s not the point.

The point is generational wealth is cool, if your family earns it, pass it onto your kids, grandkids and give them access to all that shit you have access to, invite them to your evil satantic rituals, lend them out to your diddler friends, you know KEEP shit elite as nature intended…and then use that elitism and elite friends to control all the non-elite slave class like the serfs they are…you know why not…

So Bella Hadid’s dad buying her sisters fame, or bullshit fashion model career, which opened the door for Bella Hadid to have her fame and with proper marketing and enough resources behind you…you can be anything you want to be…if you have those followers…you can show your upskirt, exposed side pussy lips to those fans, and people will confuse your smut for art, as they keep throwing money at your low level prostituting sex worker ass, because you’re on the right side of the conversation, your career secured as an influencer cuz bitch can AVON LADY harder than anyone….

I am not against her showing us her cunt in panties for instagram, it’s perfectly smutty, in the smuttiest era ever…



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2021

21

Sep

Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day

Bella Hadid’s got a hot body, so I appreciate the times she takes slutty selifies to show off that hot body when she crops out her mangled plastic surgery filled and filter face….

I know that’s not very equitable or inclusive of me, to say that a girl is hotter with her face cropped out of the picture, but CLEARLY the content producer at hand felt the same way about it, because I’m not the one cropping her head out…SHE IS…I am just giving her a high five about it….GOOD CHOICE.

When I look at her as a package deal…I get sucked into her face…and ignore her hot body, which is what I am supposed to be focused on.

Then I start thinking about the scam that is popularity on the internet, that it can be bought and that people will just go along with what they are told because they don’t have brains of their own.

So if Bella Hadid gets press, gets jobs, gets to walk on the runway….that’s all it takes for people to accept her as hot, as the look of the future, as a high payday model..

Whether her dad bought her career, so that he could score hotter model sugar babies in LA looking to get their rent paid, you know to increase his stock value amongst the sugar babies…or maybe he bought her sister’s career and she was just in the right place at the right time…you know trickle down success or not…the point is she’s super famous and thus pushes huge numbers of sales for the brands that work with her…so she remains the AVON LADY for the high end fashion industry….not because she’s hot, but because she’s got the numbers.

All this to say, cropped out body pics, besides the creepiness of being headless are a hotter version, not to mention, when she does show her face, there’s not much of a soul behind her eyes, so a headless sex doll is no different than one with a head…because they are all just inanimate sex objects…whether there’s a real person behind this selfie or not is always DEBATABLE but I’d argue that if she was anonymous in a bar or restaurant, you wouldn’t even notice her. No star power just a lot of hype.

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2021

20

Sep

Bella Hadid Bikini Tits of the Day

I’ve been pretty consistent on calling Bella Hadid a butterface thanks to her hard features that always weirded me out like they were transgender or botched face injections since nothing we see is real and since it is normalized to surgery up all these girls into no longer being natural beautiful…

BUT today, I’ve decided she’s hot bodied, in this bikini, and her face looks less like a dude about to go bowling, and more like the instagram model she is…

So, there is a silver lining to every cloud, a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, and occasionally, an overhyped influencer that has packaged herself as a high fashion model, and is used to push product onto her fans that they can neither afford nor need, and brands like sales agents helping their bottom line, no matter what they look like….can live up to her hot body…and this is that time…

The only funny thing about it is the sexual pose like shit is a cheesy porno shoot…but it is the porn generation as much as it is the influencer generation and the two obviously overlap.

I am trying to say this is her best work…whether it’s an IG filter or not…so Ill just end it before going into why she has pantie s on under her bikini cuz my only assumption is to catch the drips…

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2021

09

Sep

Bella Hadid Push Up Bra of the Day

I am a firm believer that Bella Hadid is evil, not just because she looks like a demon, and represents all that is evil in the fucking world…from being some rich kid working at a smoothie shop, who wasn’t all that cute, in fact she was fucking weird looking, but thanks to money, surgery, her sister’s career being bought by her dad, her career being bought by her dad, rich people can by careers you see, COVERS of magazines motherfuckers, if you have enough money and sometimes that’s all it takes to justify they celebrity, or legitimize their half fake followers, in order to get the BIG paychecks….

So an ugly girl, became a top model girl, with the help of money and cosmetic procedures and I guess thanks to a deal with the devil Kardashians…where she’d take on the jobs they don’t want to take cuz they are rich and lazy too…with far less to prove.

So I think Bella Hadid and her ugliness is a stain on our society…but the good news is that her body is pretty banging, she’s looking fitter than ever and putting those Palestinian/Dutch titties to use…so I guess you can’t really hate her for that…I mean she’s a product of her environment and doesn’t really know better….thinking getting paid for this vapid shit is the fucking ultimate…when she could be doing meaningful shit…but all these idiots are idiots so let’s just focus on the tits…


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2021

30

Aug

Bella Hadid Braless of the Day

I guess calling Bella Hadid a hack of a model is irrelevant, since she works as a model and gets paid a lot of fucking money for being a model, so what the fuck do I know about models, who deserves to be a model, and what makes a fucking model…

If you’re a brand paying a pile of shit to promote your product, that pile of shit is still a monetizing branded entity and THUS a model…that’s not to say Bella Hadid is a piece of shit, I was actually reference an ACTUAL pile of shit….

I just know that Bella Hadid’s career was bought by her dad, her sister’s success, and she just ran with it….

I also know that she’s had so many procedures done to look more like an instagram filter, and it’s unfortunate they’ll celebrate that to fuck with the young people they are trying to sell cosmetic procedures with…at least indirectly.

Let’s make everyone UGLIER than they are, even when they were born UGLIER at least they were real…now nothing is fucking real.

The good news is that the younger generation envy the pornostars, cuz that’s what the dudes are into watching, so all these “high brow” rich kids, who end up with legit careers, just porn themselves out, in a more luxurious way…so here’s some stripper gear, probably expensive stripper gear, with someone more fake than any stripper I’ve ever met, and those strippers don’t even use their real fucking names….

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2021

26

Aug

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

I want to start this post off by saying something that I’ve said before, I’ve basically said EVERYTHING I can possibly say before, but it’s important in context of this post and that is that I have no standards…

I am that guy who takes one for the team, jumps on the grenade, fucks the underdog cuz the underdog is willing to fuck me, I have seen EVERYTHING you’d find gross, I’ve tasted it…but I am not rich, or famous, or celebrated….I am bottom feeding scum just living my best scumbag life…

SO when I say, Bella Hadid is a disappointment on so many levels….her content is lazy low hanging fruit shameless selfies for attention to show off her body like a basic whore, because ALL girls have the same tactic, even those who have tricked the system and are being celebrated as the leader or benchmark other girls are trying to fucking hit…

Meaning, this ugly bitch, who does have a good body, but who is fucking ugly, even after all her bullshit surgeries, hardly the top notch model they package her as, all thanks to her rich dad buying her covers and press because he’s rich, and the marketing people buying into that because they bought into her sister, and when the sister backed out cuz she didn’t have to be a low level IG model pretending to be a fashion model, they just said “we got this other Hadid”….I mean WHY find NEW girls, when you can use familiar names with familiar followers because they are family…

So…not only is her content cheap as shit….not only is her face fake a shit….not only is she overhyped and over paid…but she’s also keeping her audience lazy by not inspiring them…

It’s like bitch can sell anything, but she’s NOT saying ANYTHING…she’s just doing a slutty selfie like a tinder hook-up…or your wife when she’s ovulating and willing to give you a fuck…so when this kind of thing is celebrated…we have to accept that we are doomed.

There was a time that people did shit, people were edgy, people were interesting with interesting lives, but this era is just fucking medicated on all the anti-depressants, short attention spans, searching that dopamine hit and it’s all pretty fucking lame.

At least she’s being basic in her bikini, I mean to matter.

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2021

24

Aug

Bella Hadid Cleavage of the Day

How to do you make a Horemone (whore moan), YOU KICK HER IN THE CUNT…is probably my favorite pick up line, it’s better than when I was out for dinner with some talent agent bitch, I was a guest of a guest, it wasn’t because I have talent….and my friend who invited me got wasted and told her her what I’d call a woke joke….a little “How do you make a fag fuck a chick”, YOU SHIT IN HER CUNT….needless to say, he didn’t get signed…but what a great fucking joke…just like Bella Hadid….the “influencer” robot who has zero fucking personality, who poses in shit like this, because she’s curating content man….this is how influencer modeling works when you were born a troll, but dad had a budget and it is a good talking point with the 20 year old sugar babies he pays rent for…true story…I mean some could be in their 30s…rich guys with famous last names are perverts….

ANYWAY….Bella Hadid, is typical of her generation of unimpressive people being celebrated for them money, positioned as a hot and interesting look, hired by brands for a lot of money, because her generation of unimpressive people LOOK to her for guidance….and I guess this is that guidance they wait for…the takeaway…POSE SLUTTY….

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