Bella Hadid, like SWIM WEEK IN MIAMI, is a nice reminder that people have low standards, people don’t have a fucking casting couch in their heads when accepting these models or influencers as models or influencers, even though they should, and they’ll let anything surface to the top…

Isn’t there an expression about the cream rising to the top, well, if you let your cream rise outside, you’ll probably end up with a few maggots, bugs or undesireables floating on it’s thicker consistency….meaning that cream does surface to the top by insects cling to that shit and confuse themselves for the cream……rigt…

I get it from all perspectives, I just prefer when the people celebrated are actually hot chicks, not monsters who act like they are hot.

It’s one of those ugly girls try harder to be hot chicks, one of those brands are lazy and just pay people who are popular, one of those people think follower count is what matters because everything is a direct to consumer hustle….but Victoria’s Secret was as direct to consumer hustle and they bought ALL the hottest chicks around, they had standards, and these hot chicks would fight to get it, now every brand just hands anyone who can convert a sale a deal and we, as the spectator are stuck with supbar talent being presented as top tier talent and that just skews everything into the gutter, lowers the bar, and makes for a depressing world filled with shit, which is why you should get off the internet, unless you’re getting off on the internet, in which case, you may see her nipples for attention, because we know she knows she’s an imposter who doesn’t live up to any of the hype.

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Here’s one of those Bella Hadid troll looking bitch that has been packaged as unique looking top model all because she pushes sales for the people who hire her…She’s part of the culture, relevant, and thus important to pretend is a super model, even though it’s a whole new era and that old celebrity shit no longer exists, it’s now strictly just a bunch of try hards succeeding at trying hard in ways that may be empty, but pay well and for a rich kid, probably give her purpose.

She’s wearing a Disney Princess looking LARPING dress you’d expect on a fat nerdy chick at the Medieval Faire grounds on her perch as nerds have sword fights with weapons crafted from pool noodles….

My original caption was “JUMP”…..I figure less is more and I always over write these posts no one reads…but I figured no one would understand what I meant by “Jump”…even though it’s pretty straight forward…..do it for HUMANITY…..girl.

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Bella Hadid is an overrated instagram model because she was a rich kid sitting at the right table. They were able to position her otherwise ugly traits as a unique look that should be celebrated, all because she converted sales, which is what they like, from being that instagram model.

So what probably felt ugly all her life, so much that she’s got surgeries, face modifications, and probably has an eating disorder….some old fashioned anorexia, which is the best part about her story….I mean imagine if she was a LENA DUNHAM rich and entitled monster who can convert sales, without giving a fuck about how vile she looks, instead packaging it as the new new….

So when postured like that, THANK FUCKING GOD for Bella Hadid, her skinny legs and ass are hot, even if she is not….but compared to other rich kids who could have bought the same career…..she’s top notch..

So that’s why you should jerk off to that thonged ass…not featuring enough asshole sure, but still a thong….on thong thursday……

There’s some other pics, just a round-up of Hadid…..and no, I don’t know what a thong dong is….I am just an idiot.

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The only funny thing about these Bella Hadid holding her titty pics is that she looks terrifying to me. All hard edged face, skinny, with titty, but but necessarily in a great way….

So despite being a high budget production that likely includes a bunch of industry leaders in hair and make-up, art direction, styling, photography, post production, video, since Balla Hadid is an expensive person to hire, they don’t cheap out…..this is the absolute best she will EVER look because you just don’t have that kind of support in her day to day life, this is work mode, clean up nice mode, not wake up from a 14 hour jet lag nap mode…and it’s still not that hot…

So the top Avon Lady to the stars or for the fashion brands, not some suburban shite like Avon, just the same concept….

They have decided she’s luxury and fashion and style and not just some low hanging fruit influencer who pushes products because in order for the lie to work, they all need to be in on it….

They want sales, she wants credibility as bing more than just a rich kid, her fanbase wants to buy shit because they have disposable income from onlyfans, cam girling, being rich kids too…..

So let’s pretend she’s a model in order to drive those dollars, but it’d be nicer if she was hotter.

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I have called Bella Hadid a hilarious viral troll, or viral scam, or viral gag, for as long as she’s existed…

It’s not to say I wouldn’t cum up inside her given the opportunity to, that is a given for basically every girl I post on here, I’m a simple man.

If anyone reads my distain for the celebrity, or the hate for their hype as me not being willing to fuck me, they haven’t seen the various piles of shit I’ve stuck my dick in over the decades.

I just hit it analytically, and in Bella Hadid’s case, even before the bulk of her injections, I thought “Gigi Hadid’s got an ugly sister who clings on, because what else is she to do, work at a Smoothie Bar in Malibu?”…..

I’ve never believed in the hype of an instagrammer being positioned as a top model because the instragrammer can push product, which brands like…allowing them to totally bastardize the concept of a model…taking it from a pure “she’s got the look we need because she’s stunning”…..to “bitch can sell product, even if she looks like a foot”..

THE POINT IS, IN THIS SHOOT, whatever Bella’s been doing, whether it’s hard drugs, starvation, or ending the fillers, her hallowed out cheeks and hard features look like the monster under the bed in a horror movie, which isn’t really the look you want from a top model or a girl they tell you is a top model cuz they are in on the lie.

I don’t know what this is for.

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Bella Hadid may be some overrated muppet with pretty hard, even transgender features…an instagram model thanks to her family money, her sister’s career being bought, high sales conversions on her social media feed, or at least high enough to pretend she’s a model, because I have eyes and I know a model when I see one, I don’t need to be told incessantly that something is a model until accepting it…

I realize, posing for a camera makes anyone a fucking model so there’s no real baseline, but you know what I mean…they say she’s a super model to keep the lie going….and I don’t buy it.

I do know that she brought a classic nip slip, even though we’ve all seen her tits, it’s still a classic nip slip, even if she’s an attention seeking imposter, it’s still a classic nipple slip and we can’t let them take that away from us, even though they’ve taken everything else with their MIND CONTROL tactics.

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I was just sent a Meme comparing the AVN porn awards with the Met Gala and it was pretty accurate, since the world has gone trashy, fashion is trashy, and everyone’s basically a fucking pornstar….thanks internet.

Top model who I don’t think deserves being called a top model, because she’s more an instagram model that luxury brands use since she’s rich, and along with her sister and the Jenners were “it girls” or socialites in their own right….but in the social media era they became product pushers….so work with Bella, pay the price but sell a shit ton of product because society is retarded.

I did a post on this YESTERDAY ….

As it turns out, after the Met Gala, there was an after party, and at the after party there were no aborted babies being eaten, at least not for the pictures for the public, but the fake important, meme humans, were able to let their tits out and hump each other as they do being the trash that they are….and Bella Hadid was there…in her underwear with other girls in their underwear….like a frat party in the 90s but HIGH FASHION people….

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Bella Hadid is a top model, which is a joke in and of itself, because if you’ve ever looked at her, you know she’s got the face of a beat up tranny with AIDS, but that’s a matter of opinion, some people may find that so high fashion that they had to make her a legit model, when I just think High Fashion became walmart clickbait trying to scam as much money off poor people trying to keep up with social media because they don’t have souls, or haven’t realized what is important, so they think a designer purse or a 20,000 dollar pair of shoes is the answer to all their sadness, when it’s not, but at least they find sugar daddy’s to help them achieve their dreams…or pay pigs on their ONLYFANS……because designer clothing matters in their weird ecosystem of being marketed to.

The point is, Bella Hadid, not hot, only a model because she pushes product and luxury fashion pretends to be luxury fashion, but is really the same as the direct to consumer stripper gear….so you need instagram models to sell it, you just need to pretend they aren’t instagram models but actual models even if they miss the mark on all the qualifiers needed to be a model…..except maybe being skinny.

Which when the head is cropped out, we can appreciate, since her body is nice, I guess it’d have to be when you’re running such an elaborate scam like being a modern day supermodel for overpriced designer clothing.

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Interesting…..

As it turns out Bella Hadid doesn’t turn into a Gremlin when she gets wet….

I know she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West, and you’d expect her to melt away squealing like a masturbating donkey….because she looks like a fucking jacked up monster with too much plastic surgery….but instead they pretend the rich troll of Reality TV is a TOP Model….which is some SERIOUS DISINFORMATION….

That’s the funny thing about being a titty blogger for 20 years, I can always spot the people with the marketing teams, gaming the general public into thinking they matter, and I’ve always wondered….WHY people fall for it, can’t they tell a bitch is boring, rich, has zero substance, has zero flavor, zero life experience, lives in a shitty boring bubble, that gets her to exclusive places, but those exclusive places suck because they are filled with rich idiots like her who find the occassional “artist” to bastardize, but for the most part those artists are also rich kids..

Things used to be interesting, this bitch even makes a BATH picture for her whore channel on social media….BORING..

As a pervert, you gotta wonder how a bath pic of a girl marketed as a top model be boring….because she’s a fucking lie…

Any pervert knows, that if a bitch has it, is hot, anything she does, even shitting, since ladies aren’t supposed to shit, becomes hot….while this one fails….nice rubber duckey though, maybe using it as a butt plug would be more on brand for a “poor little rich girl”….

Stop supporting NONSENSE trash like this.

Thanks in advance..

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