I have called Bella Hadid a hilarious viral troll, or viral scam, or viral gag, for as long as she’s existed…

It’s not to say I wouldn’t cum up inside her given the opportunity to, that is a given for basically every girl I post on here, I’m a simple man.

If anyone reads my distain for the celebrity, or the hate for their hype as me not being willing to fuck me, they haven’t seen the various piles of shit I’ve stuck my dick in over the decades.

I just hit it analytically, and in Bella Hadid’s case, even before the bulk of her injections, I thought “Gigi Hadid’s got an ugly sister who clings on, because what else is she to do, work at a Smoothie Bar in Malibu?”…..

I’ve never believed in the hype of an instagrammer being positioned as a top model because the instragrammer can push product, which brands like…allowing them to totally bastardize the concept of a model…taking it from a pure “she’s got the look we need because she’s stunning”…..to “bitch can sell product, even if she looks like a foot”..

THE POINT IS, IN THIS SHOOT, whatever Bella’s been doing, whether it’s hard drugs, starvation, or ending the fillers, her hallowed out cheeks and hard features look like the monster under the bed in a horror movie, which isn’t really the look you want from a top model or a girl they tell you is a top model cuz they are in on the lie.

I don’t know what this is for.

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