Bella Hadid is not that impressive of a person and I am saying that as someone who is all for nepotism. I may be a broke ass pervert who doesn’t have a pot to piss in, but I do have a website, look at me Dot Com homelessness, the modern day dot com tycoon who can’t profit off the internet or the pandemic like all our politicians…I saw a Canadian dude who runs Ontario was worth 2 million dollars, now worth 50 million, because his company did the dumb fucking stickers on the store floors to keep people in the same store social distanced…something that we know saved 0 lives…but that’s not the point.

The point is generational wealth is cool, if your family earns it, pass it onto your kids, grandkids and give them access to all that shit you have access to, invite them to your evil satantic rituals, lend them out to your diddler friends, you know KEEP shit elite as nature intended…and then use that elitism and elite friends to control all the non-elite slave class like the serfs they are…you know why not…

So Bella Hadid’s dad buying her sisters fame, or bullshit fashion model career, which opened the door for Bella Hadid to have her fame and with proper marketing and enough resources behind you…you can be anything you want to be…if you have those followers…you can show your upskirt, exposed side pussy lips to those fans, and people will confuse your smut for art, as they keep throwing money at your low level prostituting sex worker ass, because you’re on the right side of the conversation, your career secured as an influencer cuz bitch can AVON LADY harder than anyone….

I am not against her showing us her cunt in panties for instagram, it’s perfectly smutty, in the smuttiest era ever…

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Bella Hadid’s got a hot body, so I appreciate the times she takes slutty selifies to show off that hot body when she crops out her mangled plastic surgery filled and filter face….

I know that’s not very equitable or inclusive of me, to say that a girl is hotter with her face cropped out of the picture, but CLEARLY the content producer at hand felt the same way about it, because I’m not the one cropping her head out…SHE IS…I am just giving her a high five about it….GOOD CHOICE.

When I look at her as a package deal…I get sucked into her face…and ignore her hot body, which is what I am supposed to be focused on.

Then I start thinking about the scam that is popularity on the internet, that it can be bought and that people will just go along with what they are told because they don’t have brains of their own.

So if Bella Hadid gets press, gets jobs, gets to walk on the runway….that’s all it takes for people to accept her as hot, as the look of the future, as a high payday model..

Whether her dad bought her career, so that he could score hotter model sugar babies in LA looking to get their rent paid, you know to increase his stock value amongst the sugar babies…or maybe he bought her sister’s career and she was just in the right place at the right time…you know trickle down success or not…the point is she’s super famous and thus pushes huge numbers of sales for the brands that work with her…so she remains the AVON LADY for the high end fashion industry….not because she’s hot, but because she’s got the numbers.

All this to say, cropped out body pics, besides the creepiness of being headless are a hotter version, not to mention, when she does show her face, there’s not much of a soul behind her eyes, so a headless sex doll is no different than one with a head…because they are all just inanimate sex objects…whether there’s a real person behind this selfie or not is always DEBATABLE but I’d argue that if she was anonymous in a bar or restaurant, you wouldn’t even notice her. No star power just a lot of hype.

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I’ve been pretty consistent on calling Bella Hadid a butterface thanks to her hard features that always weirded me out like they were transgender or botched face injections since nothing we see is real and since it is normalized to surgery up all these girls into no longer being natural beautiful…

BUT today, I’ve decided she’s hot bodied, in this bikini, and her face looks less like a dude about to go bowling, and more like the instagram model she is…

So, there is a silver lining to every cloud, a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, and occasionally, an overhyped influencer that has packaged herself as a high fashion model, and is used to push product onto her fans that they can neither afford nor need, and brands like sales agents helping their bottom line, no matter what they look like….can live up to her hot body…and this is that time…

The only funny thing about it is the sexual pose like shit is a cheesy porno shoot…but it is the porn generation as much as it is the influencer generation and the two obviously overlap.

I am trying to say this is her best work…whether it’s an IG filter or not…so Ill just end it before going into why she has pantie s on under her bikini cuz my only assumption is to catch the drips…

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I am a firm believer that Bella Hadid is evil, not just because she looks like a demon, and represents all that is evil in the fucking world…from being some rich kid working at a smoothie shop, who wasn’t all that cute, in fact she was fucking weird looking, but thanks to money, surgery, her sister’s career being bought by her dad, her career being bought by her dad, rich people can by careers you see, COVERS of magazines motherfuckers, if you have enough money and sometimes that’s all it takes to justify they celebrity, or legitimize their half fake followers, in order to get the BIG paychecks….

So an ugly girl, became a top model girl, with the help of money and cosmetic procedures and I guess thanks to a deal with the devil Kardashians…where she’d take on the jobs they don’t want to take cuz they are rich and lazy too…with far less to prove.

So I think Bella Hadid and her ugliness is a stain on our society…but the good news is that her body is pretty banging, she’s looking fitter than ever and putting those Palestinian/Dutch titties to use…so I guess you can’t really hate her for that…I mean she’s a product of her environment and doesn’t really know better….thinking getting paid for this vapid shit is the fucking ultimate…when she could be doing meaningful shit…but all these idiots are idiots so let’s just focus on the tits…

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I guess calling Bella Hadid a hack of a model is irrelevant, since she works as a model and gets paid a lot of fucking money for being a model, so what the fuck do I know about models, who deserves to be a model, and what makes a fucking model…

If you’re a brand paying a pile of shit to promote your product, that pile of shit is still a monetizing branded entity and THUS a model…that’s not to say Bella Hadid is a piece of shit, I was actually reference an ACTUAL pile of shit….

I just know that Bella Hadid’s career was bought by her dad, her sister’s success, and she just ran with it….

I also know that she’s had so many procedures done to look more like an instagram filter, and it’s unfortunate they’ll celebrate that to fuck with the young people they are trying to sell cosmetic procedures with…at least indirectly.

Let’s make everyone UGLIER than they are, even when they were born UGLIER at least they were real…now nothing is fucking real.

The good news is that the younger generation envy the pornostars, cuz that’s what the dudes are into watching, so all these “high brow” rich kids, who end up with legit careers, just porn themselves out, in a more luxurious way…so here’s some stripper gear, probably expensive stripper gear, with someone more fake than any stripper I’ve ever met, and those strippers don’t even use their real fucking names….

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I want to start this post off by saying something that I’ve said before, I’ve basically said EVERYTHING I can possibly say before, but it’s important in context of this post and that is that I have no standards…

I am that guy who takes one for the team, jumps on the grenade, fucks the underdog cuz the underdog is willing to fuck me, I have seen EVERYTHING you’d find gross, I’ve tasted it…but I am not rich, or famous, or celebrated….I am bottom feeding scum just living my best scumbag life…

SO when I say, Bella Hadid is a disappointment on so many levels….her content is lazy low hanging fruit shameless selfies for attention to show off her body like a basic whore, because ALL girls have the same tactic, even those who have tricked the system and are being celebrated as the leader or benchmark other girls are trying to fucking hit…

Meaning, this ugly bitch, who does have a good body, but who is fucking ugly, even after all her bullshit surgeries, hardly the top notch model they package her as, all thanks to her rich dad buying her covers and press because he’s rich, and the marketing people buying into that because they bought into her sister, and when the sister backed out cuz she didn’t have to be a low level IG model pretending to be a fashion model, they just said “we got this other Hadid”….I mean WHY find NEW girls, when you can use familiar names with familiar followers because they are family…

So…not only is her content cheap as shit….not only is her face fake a shit….not only is she overhyped and over paid…but she’s also keeping her audience lazy by not inspiring them…

It’s like bitch can sell anything, but she’s NOT saying ANYTHING…she’s just doing a slutty selfie like a tinder hook-up…or your wife when she’s ovulating and willing to give you a fuck…so when this kind of thing is celebrated…we have to accept that we are doomed.

There was a time that people did shit, people were edgy, people were interesting with interesting lives, but this era is just fucking medicated on all the anti-depressants, short attention spans, searching that dopamine hit and it’s all pretty fucking lame.

At least she’s being basic in her bikini, I mean to matter.

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How to do you make a Horemone (whore moan), YOU KICK HER IN THE CUNT…is probably my favorite pick up line, it’s better than when I was out for dinner with some talent agent bitch, I was a guest of a guest, it wasn’t because I have talent….and my friend who invited me got wasted and told her her what I’d call a woke joke….a little “How do you make a fag fuck a chick”, YOU SHIT IN HER CUNT….needless to say, he didn’t get signed…but what a great fucking joke…just like Bella Hadid….the “influencer” robot who has zero fucking personality, who poses in shit like this, because she’s curating content man….this is how influencer modeling works when you were born a troll, but dad had a budget and it is a good talking point with the 20 year old sugar babies he pays rent for…true story…I mean some could be in their 30s…rich guys with famous last names are perverts….

ANYWAY….Bella Hadid, is typical of her generation of unimpressive people being celebrated for them money, positioned as a hot and interesting look, hired by brands for a lot of money, because her generation of unimpressive people LOOK to her for guidance….and I guess this is that guidance they wait for…the takeaway…POSE SLUTTY….

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I don’t subscribe to the whole Bella Hadid is a fashion model bullshit, she was an influencer that the fashion brands use to sell product, only famous because her sister was basically the same thing before her….influencers who push sales for these people….

It was a calculated rich girl buying her way into this shit…like my super sweet sixteen daddy bought me a record deal…or my dad produced a movie I am a star of…or my dad paid a magazine for a cover because it is that easy to game the system ….obviously…with enough money you can game the fucking system…and I am not some communist fuck who is against that, I appreciate people’s success stories, I read biographies of successful people, it is interesting but their kids tend to be far less interesting….

Luckily, when they post sheer outfits on instagram, they are moderately, but barely, more interesting….because there’s enough nipple out there, we can never have enough, but it’s not all that enlightening….

Imagine if these people actually tried to ENLIGHTEN each other instead of sell product to each other while monetizing themselves…weird society…of BUYING shit you don’t need and using tits to sell those things…

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There used to be this thing called Natural Beauty….that was more of a vibe than anything. It wasn’t forced and it wasn’t manipulated or faked…it just sort of happened and it was real….you couldn’t really map out what would make a hot chick you’d want to see more of…you just knew when you saw it….but in this instagram filter, cheap plastic surgery, face injection, insane world we live in where everyone is faking it, forcing it, trying to be something they think is hot…you lose sight of that…and I blame people like Bella Hadid, who looks nothing like she used to look, but for whatever reason, maybe her IG following the brands have decided is hot, the look they want, the message they want to send out to the world, with all her hard edges….while being boring, uninteresting, uninspiring…telling kids everywhere to follow her fucking lead….like she’s an idol when she’s really nothing special..But at least she’s showing tits..

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