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2021

17

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Nipples in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I don’t subscribe to the whole Bella Hadid is a fashion model bullshit, she was an influencer that the fashion brands use to sell product, only famous because her sister was basically the same thing before her….influencers who push sales for these people….

It was a calculated rich girl buying her way into this shit…like my super sweet sixteen daddy bought me a record deal…or my dad produced a movie I am a star of…or my dad paid a magazine for a cover because it is that easy to game the system ….obviously…with enough money you can game the fucking system…and I am not some communist fuck who is against that, I appreciate people’s success stories, I read biographies of successful people, it is interesting but their kids tend to be far less interesting….

Luckily, when they post sheer outfits on instagram, they are moderately, but barely, more interesting….because there’s enough nipple out there, we can never have enough, but it’s not all that enlightening….

Imagine if these people actually tried to ENLIGHTEN each other instead of sell product to each other while monetizing themselves…weird society…of BUYING shit you don’t need and using tits to sell those things…

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2021

25

Jun

Bella Hadid Nipples of the Day

There used to be this thing called Natural Beauty….that was more of a vibe than anything. It wasn’t forced and it wasn’t manipulated or faked…it just sort of happened and it was real….you couldn’t really map out what would make a hot chick you’d want to see more of…you just knew when you saw it….but in this instagram filter, cheap plastic surgery, face injection, insane world we live in where everyone is faking it, forcing it, trying to be something they think is hot…you lose sight of that…and I blame people like Bella Hadid, who looks nothing like she used to look, but for whatever reason, maybe her IG following the brands have decided is hot, the look they want, the message they want to send out to the world, with all her hard edges….while being boring, uninteresting, uninspiring…telling kids everywhere to follow her fucking lead….like she’s an idol when she’s really nothing special..But at least she’s showing tits..

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2021

16

Apr

Bella Hadid Crop Top of the Day

Bella Hadid Crop Top

I don’t know why Bella Hadid looks like a Backpages model on a Mail Order site, but I’ll assume it’s because of how her surgeons jacked her fucking face up, then spun the story into her having the most beautiful face according to AI computers….that’s a true story, you can google it….a hilarious story because she’s about as real as a cartoon drawing of herself that you get on the Boardwalk in Jersey from some meth addict Carni who got on Caricature duty that day…

BUT high fashion has decided she’s a worthy model, because she pushes product, all while. being trashy as shit…but I guess society is trashy as shit…even when you’re rich thanks to sophistication being replaced with being garbage….you know rich people trying to find substance and meaning by being degenerates…and not finding substance or meaning…but luckily landing high paying gigs to stay trending and earning to validate their attempts….

I do think she should be hotter, more interesting, a better inspiration for the future generation, but society is doomed and she’s likely a SYMPTOM and not a CAUSE for that…you know a product of where we are as a people…not the person actually ruining the minds of her followers and lowering the bar on fashion….

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2021

10

Mar

Bella Hadid Titty Flash of the Day

Bella Hadid Flash

Bella Hadid is flashing the camera like a college girl after one too many drinks who is about 12 hours away from waking up with regrets she won’t take any accountability for, but instead will turn around and blame the closest dude for making it happen….

Only, instead she’s a rich girl who didn’t have to go to college, because she gamed the fucking system by tricking them into thinking she’s a model despite being a weird, surgery and filtered cartoon of a person….who was never hot….but it whores come from all socio-economic backgrounds….the rich and poor alike can do whore shit like fake flashing their tits to the camera for attention….and I think it is pretty funny that a generation of people’s sole ambition is to become a whore…whether that’s selling nudes, or sugar baby-ing, or becoming an actor…or model to sell product to people who aren’t interested but brainwashed by the whore….their life MISSION is to be a whore….the next Bella Hadid, even if the real Bella Hadid is played out, overrated trash…..

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2021

19

Feb

Bella Hadid Bra of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid filtered or shot on VHS because the STANDARD DEFINITION does her a lot of favors and allows her to continue on her lie that she’s some HOT top model who is naturally beautiful while looking more like some sort of experiment that happened in some perverted plastic surgeon’s basement operating room he uses to to try new controversial techniques, typically on homeless people no one will notice missing, but sometimes rich LA kids who want to live that model dream like their hotter sister, because this bitch, without all the glitz and glam is a monster…a monster with tits in a bra which makes her less of a monster but that could be the blurry haze that comes with standard definition doing her a lot of favors…

I do hate that this is the look of the top models or that is being marketed to kids as the look of top models…not just because it looks trans but because it’s faker than Bruce Jenner’s cunt…

All this to say, keep Bella Hadid on VHS…or 8 mm handicam…play as the hipster aesthetic…ANALOG…but really it’s doing her some good.

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2021

09

Feb

Bella Hadid Sunburn of the Day

I don’t know if Bella Hadid has had her ribs broken like she was Kim Kardashian, but her “RATIO TUESDAY” doesn’t make any fucking sense and is just awkward looking…

But I never had any hope for Bella Hadid, because I remember when she was the ugly, mousy sister to the much hotter Gigi back when Gigi was all the fucking rage before realizing she was rich, had a One Direction boyfriend and idn’t need to be a vapid cunt crying for attention…it’s something naturally hot girls do…they got nothing to prove they are just hot….while the ugly girls out there are the ones trying to convince us they are hot with all their filters, their procedures on their faces, their fucking bullshit..

So looking at Bella Hadid and seeing a fucking freak of nature, than remembering that this is the face and body that fashion has decided is the single most important look out there, even if it’s all fake…is fucking criminal, damaging to the youth and misleading because she’s not hot…

They just like her views…and I guess she likes her views also…because she posted this strategically when The Weeknd was doing his half time show to get the residual “didn’t he date that monster Bella Hadid, you know the freak with all the plastic surgery that they try to pawn off as a naturally hot model in high fashion”….views…because she’s just fucking clickbait…and not good clickbait…rugged and disgusting clickbait…but she’s half naked and has tits so there’s that.


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2021

26

Jan

Bella Hadid Silver Tit of the Day

I guess Bella Hadid has probably realized that she’s disgusting looking, even after her boyfriend the WEEKND did some video making fun of bitches who are all overdone on the plastic surgeries and injections, looking like some porn star clown cartoon shit, instead of being their ugly self, despite all these rappers encouraging girls to look like this, with their fake asses and fake tits, only to say the real winners are the natural looking girls who aren’t on social media, despite only interacting with clown girls…but anyway…

She’s realizing that she’s naturally a fucking monster and when you’re ugly and an imposter pretending to be this hot chick, you gotta add props or paint yourself silver to divert people from seeing how ugly you are.

It’s obvious to me, and I hope most of you just how overrated and hyped this one is, how she should have never been a legit model the fashion industry embraced, but rather some rich kid doing only fans, but life didn’t workout that way for her, thanks to marketing…

I don’t mind staring at her holding her tits, because she’s still a chick, despite the hard face, let’s just hope a chick who knows being some Star Trek alien is a better angle than being her damn self which isn’t even her damn self…





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2020

22

Dec

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

I know that Bella Hadid is some top influencer that pretends that she’s a model because the fashion industry jerks her off into thinking that she is…they are all a bunch of pussy suck up losers chasing clout…

Seriously, what kind of person do you think is drawn to work in the fashion industry, not a very socially conscious person who cares about the environment, since that industry destroys the world…but rather groupie fucks who want to think they are important selling 10 dollars sweatshirts for 1000 dollars to idiots of the internet and in order to do that they need people like Bella Hadid, that has become universally accepted as a model, despite looking like a hard faced foot, because the world is filled with idiot suck up losers….including Bella Hadid…

She’s just a rich kid who could buy her dream working amongst idiots who like the sales she generates with her 40 million followers, but she’s not interesting, she’s not hot, if anything she’s trash….plastic surgery ridden trash…but she’s viral trash and committed to the bullshit lie that she’s a model since everyone believes it, and she so badly wants to believe it, meaning it’s bullshit ontop of bullshit, and I guess that works when the world is basically bullshit too.

If she wanted to do something meaningful, maybe she’s list of plastic surgeries she’s had for girls who look up to her thanks to being ignorant fucks who believe the internet….to know she’s fake as fuck..and what she’s selling people is useless dog shit that doesn’t make you cooler, proven by the fact that she’s not cool…

So how can a loser become an icon that people look up to? From people who look up to people like Bella Hadid being fucking losers…and we definitely have a surplus of losers…I know because I am one….I’m an expert loser..while this loser’s winning.



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2020

15

Dec

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

Bella Hadid posted this classy girl on the farm being naughty…..while prepping for her PONY show, which is like the Donkey Show in Mexico, but more fancy because Pony is for rich people or some shit….because all I see here is a pony sniffing out dinner in the form of the stench radiating out of her trending influncer pussy…..it’s not all golden in a rich bitch’s asshole…if anything they are the lazy ones who don’t tend to a clean asshole because they don’t have to…people will fuck them regardless of stench.

That said, she’s in a hot mini skirt and has her shirt tied up like some porn chick on set for her school girl role play…and it is good because she cropped out that hard, skeletor looking face….you know to showcase what matters….her body.


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2020

09

Dec

Bella Hadid’s Unbuttoned Shirt of the Day

Bella Hadid is doing this slutty shit for Marc Jacobs and in the comments on her instagram Marc Jacobs wrote something. like “I Love You”…and I thought, damn, these people just suck each other’s dicks as they rise to the top of relevance together….all while being vapid self serving cunts….Marc Jacobs only loves Bella Hadid because she’s the top model and he’s paying her a ton to be in his campaign instead of casting some unknown actual hot girl…because he knows if he uses an “AVON LADY” sales agent model who has influence…he can basically buy cred and at least make money back on the campaign….where an unknown hot model wouldn’t drive sales so why bother…it’s a CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME….CAPITALIZE CAPITALIZE CAPITALIZE era of disgusting ….where nothing good is being created, no substance, no elevation of the species…just pure shit for everyone….because money grubbing cunts run the show.

It’s too bad, but I guess Marc Jacobs is just happy he isn’t dying of AIDS…or that AIDS isn’t a death sentence….because it allows him to live longer and spend more money on useless shit like Bella Hadid cuz she’s trending..

The conversations amongst these people is “I love you, No I love you, No I love you, no I’ve always been a fan, no you’re a legend, you’re a legend, let’s have more champagne”…

Vapid fucking trash…gross fucking people but Bella Hadid is legit gross…look at her face and remember this is after all the surgeries and procedures she’s had do to try to be hot…because being hot is that important to her because she grew up ugly.. Fucking loser can’t be hot organically, needs financial backing to be hot, fucking loser…

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