I’ve been pretty consistent on calling Bella Hadid a butterface thanks to her hard features that always weirded me out like they were transgender or botched face injections since nothing we see is real and since it is normalized to surgery up all these girls into no longer being natural beautiful…

BUT today, I’ve decided she’s hot bodied, in this bikini, and her face looks less like a dude about to go bowling, and more like the instagram model she is…

So, there is a silver lining to every cloud, a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, and occasionally, an overhyped influencer that has packaged herself as a high fashion model, and is used to push product onto her fans that they can neither afford nor need, and brands like sales agents helping their bottom line, no matter what they look like….can live up to her hot body…and this is that time…

The only funny thing about it is the sexual pose like shit is a cheesy porno shoot…but it is the porn generation as much as it is the influencer generation and the two obviously overlap.

I am trying to say this is her best work…whether it’s an IG filter or not…so Ill just end it before going into why she has pantie s on under her bikini cuz my only assumption is to catch the drips…

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