Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

2021

Sep

I think Halsey recently had a kid, so her bolt on tits are currently full of milk, making them exceptionally larger than they were when she first bought them….and I guess when you breed, even when you’re a popstar, it is only natural for you to assume the role of wife who has been married 20 years, going to the mall for a boudoir shoot to keep her husband happy now that they’ve given up…you know since everything is moving faster and faster 20 year marriages have turned into 12 month relationships where 9 months of it was spent knocked the fuck up thanks to a good old fashioned creampie because it makes the relationship feel more romantic, more intimate, when everyone’s an oversexed freak…

Then again, I know nothing about Halsey and maybe her middle aged mom in her 40s boudoir shoot from the mall in the 90s…like that episode of Roseanne all those years ago…which forever traumatized me before realizing that ladies who looked like Roseanne were the key players in amateur internet porn for a solid 15 years before hot chicks realized they could be naked on the internet and it would only improve their lives taking away from those early adopters because people into amateur nudes were able to jerk off to hot chicks instead of 40 year old moms…

ANYWAY…Halsey the mom’s got big tits that she paid for some of, got cummed in for the rest of….and that’s all I have to say about that..