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2016

26

Feb

Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day

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Bella Hadid may not be as hot as a K-Pop band’s insane music video featuring Korean girls twerking and dancing like strippers…but she’s got more Plastic surgery than those girls, who are trying to whitify themselves to look more Hollywood, only she’s doing it to be more like a model…and people are buying into it….

She is more North Korean and robotic than K-Pop..and here she is in Bootleg Vogue, you know Korean Market Vogue, because she’s the Bootleg Hadid sister, which is pretty bootleg, considering the one she’s a bootleg of is still only a model because she’s a rich kid…

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

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2016

19

Feb

Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day

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Bella Hadid is news…or her cameltoe is…because when you’re the bootleg sister of some bootleg model and the kid of some bootleg reality tv stars thanks to being bored rich people…the world cares..

The only think that I like about her is knowing that her public “boyfriend” The Weekend fucks with other girls when he’s in Canada where he lives…possibly exposing her to AIDS and putting an end to her, disrupting her family for 3-4 hours before realizing that they only care about their vapid, self involved selves…

The Worst..

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2016

12

Feb

Gigi and Bella Hadid for Love Magazine of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid remind me of one of the worst jobs I’ve ever had, It was working for a high end party planning company as the slave who carried equipment into really rich people’s house for their kid’s overpriced birthday parties. It was in a time before the internet really, and I had no real concept that people were so lavish and obnoxious with their money. I didn’t realize kids were so fucking spoiled and that kids were given pretty much everything. It was before “My Super Sweet 16” a reality MTV show that I’m sure GIGI HADID could have participated on….and I’d see girls get BMWs while I didn’t even have a car…before they even had a license…it blew me away..

One of the more hilarious parts of the job was when we were doing pre production on the videos they would show at the events and I’d help set up lights and shit..while these little cunts, all of whom are probably moms with their own cunts now, doing singing, or dancing routines, or modeling shit…that would be edited together as a tribute “look at me” because the event itself wasn’t enough for them

It was these little egos with the confidence you couldn’t help but hate, not shy to talk to you or ask you to do bullshit for them because they were raised amongst hired help…and I guess in this case…thanks to being in Hollywood, not small town Canada, they’ve leveraged that into a career….a fake modeling career that is now a legit modeling career.

I know this has happened forever, but it still blows me the fuck away. Who cares about these girls, they aren’t even that cute…I just don’t get it…but here they are for Love Magazine…since it is Valentine’s Day…

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2016

01

Feb

Bella Hadid for Elle Brazil of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is another rich kid playing make-belief in the model world, because rich men fuck models and make babies with them, so that statistically rich girls are hotter than poor girls who are bred in the depths of the walmart aisles where one poor, unshowered inbred, cums inside some other inbred because they can’t afford condoms and don’t really know what condoms are thanks to being kicked out of school at 11 to work the family farm…

But this Bella Hadid, made from a billionaire and some bootleg immigrant model, who was good enough to get that work visa, is top tier brat…given a modeling career at 18 because her sister was seeing success and like a rich kid she cried and whined and made her mom call her agent and pull some strings…

This is like the rich kid sweet 16 of entitled garbage…being lame as fuck…yet the industry going along with it…because no one likes listening to the annoying whines of people who have a lot of time on their hands…begging to give their daughter work…

In more intersting news, she fucked The Weeknd’s big black cock…meaning her vagina is flexible, something that will come in handy in her older years when society or the fashion industry gets a grip and realizes there are more interesting subjects with more interesting lives than this shit…

This couldn’t be much less interesting of a shoot – which is appropriate considering the subject…..but there is underboob and you losers love that.

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2016

27

Jan

Bella Hadid Underboob of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the bootleg Hadid sister…second string to Gigi Hadid…the product of Yolanda Hadid Foster (insert rich man she has whored herself to’ last name here)….all of whom are rich whores who as bootleg models, have figured out how to build social media through basic marketing tools, to monetize the fuck out of brand, we’re talking top tier brands, who used to hire actual models…because people like getting clicks…instead of creating great content with the best models…it’s like produce shit people will see with the most popular model who no one understands why she’s even a model…

So it’s some Bootleg, on Bootleg, on Bootleg shit…and she knows it, so she pulls out her tit…to remind you she’s thirsty, worth following and willing to get naked and not just for The Weeknd and his big rapper dick, that is in Toronto getting sucked by girls who aren’t Bella Hadid…and for that…we should pay more attention to the one who feels more inadequate about her existence…thanks to being second string…despite being rich, since rich people don’t realize they are rich..

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2016

11

Jan

Bella Hadid in Elle Magazine of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fucking joke. She’s just a product of rich LA immigrants, one of whom was a model who married Bella’s father, and made obnoxious named kids, like Balla and Gigi, because rich people are so fucking glamourous…so glamorous that they end up doing tacky reality TV about how rich they are, before following their social circle’s lead and whoring out their own kids, using their contacts they have within the industry, whether it is the guy from Guess? or some publicist who build up their empire or even a backdoor deal with backdoor family who love the backdoor Kardashians do do some retweets for each other, faking a friendship for their kids….and once the more marketable one hit…Gigi…the jealous sister, who wanted the same attention soon followed…because that’s just how rich kids work…in an era where a BMW at 16 has turned into a modeling career for social media…weird.

Well, I guess when she’s not fucking the Weekend, who I know has sex with other girls, becuase I know the girls who have sex with him, Canada is not that big of a place, but apparently his penis is…Bella Hadid is doing fashion magazines, like a real model, because I guess those fashion magazines just want to stay as relevant as they can, following the trends, that shouldn’t be trends but are because of family money.

It’s so fucking stupid and she’s not even naked…

Fuck this whore. She’s not even cute and that’s with not working a day in her life, having tons of money, being well rested and made up by the best hair and make-up people and photographers…who lit her perfectly…so I can’t even imagine how bad she looks in person…

Fuck this brat.

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2015

15

Dec

Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Really Vogue?

I thought Vogue was a premium magazine, the kind of magazine that makes the trends, and doesn’t follow the trends. You know they are the ones who see every designer out there and say “this one gives us ad money, let’s say his coat is the trend of the season, and then we can go to all the other designers and sell them bigger campaigns for the same results, because everything in the media is a fucking ad, since the advertising control revenues”….

I didn’t think Vogue was some bullshit tabloid, bottom feeders…who have decided to feature the bootleg siblings of the more famous “models”…

This is Kyle, Bella and Lottie (Kate Moss’ sister) and not Kendall, Gigi and Kate Moss…because I guess it makes for a fun sisterly story in a world where none of this shit matters, but these idiots think it does…

Garbage masturbatory bullshit perpetuating these idiots…

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2015

15

Dec

Bella Hadid is Day 15 For Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Bella Hadid is the darker haired, probably more interesting Hadid, who is like the Kardashians up on exploiting the entire family, from parents on Reality shows talking about how rich they are, to their shitty kids, who just fuck around all day…where one books high paying modeling jobs thanks to being positioned properly, and the other one doesn’t need to work, because neither of them need to work they are rich kids and their parents support and even life this lifestyle…but thanks to America’s fascination with rich kids, like they are the “cool kids” in your highschool, despite not even being that hot…they can excel as models…

She fucks The Weeknd, I know girls who fuck him behind her back, it’s a Toronto gossip thing when Bella’s not in town with him…and I guess who cares, she’s just in it for the press and his fans…and for some reason, Love Magazine is all about her…even making stupid, not very clever, videos with her for the Advent calendar…

She’s in panties, whatever, I expect more concept…this whole Love Magazine Advent Calendar is a fucking mess…but I guess they’re laughing that people like me are dumb enough to promote it…

Fucking LOVE MAGAZINE and their Christmas lies…

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2015

14

Dec

The Weekend Edition of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

On Saturday….Rita Ora brought the only thing Christmas that Love Magazine has put out in their Advent Calendar because they realize that Christmas is offensive to most people, at least young people they are trying to target, all hung up on their politically correct bullshit…I didn’t watch the video, I just posted it – but have been doing this long enough to know Rita Ora was probably pushing out her tits…she loves those things and so do you..

On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..

Then today, the big production featuring everyone’s second or maybe third favorite Hadid…Bella the one who fucks the Weeknd, thanks to leveraging her sisters success, and using the same formula and budget to create her personal brand, in this personal brand based world….alongside with Victoria’s Secret hipster detail, we call Stella Maxwell who let Miley finger her for the press…that’s how eager these sluts are… and Kelly Rohrbach from Sports Illustrated fame, which is hardly fame, but pretty bootleg modelling now that instagram, the same platform that made these girls, exists…we see them in bikinis everyday…and I guess so does Leonardo DiCaprio, since he adopted this one for his sex adventures…that I hear include men….

They did a little tribute to a 70s exploitation movie, or maybe a Quentin Tarantino version of an old Grindhouse classic…and I didn’t watch it…but I posted it…because I have that capabilities…

I guess I’m just irritated watching all these idiots seemingly act relevant doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again..I need more out of the world of advertising, content production, it’s all so safe…it’s all so dull…and tits…are great but still just tits…ask any feminist…she’ll fucking tell you.

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2015

30

Nov

Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day

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Don’t give Gigi all the glory…here’s latch on sister Bella…

Love Magazine is a bit of a fame whore of a magazine, they basically attach themselves to anything relevant, rather than paving the way and finding things that are going to be relevant, that would require too much work, might as well just come up with a creative enough idea like the Advent Calendar, and get everyone involved because there are only 31 days in December that means only 31 people who they can use…getting all these people excited to participate and get that stamp of approval..

Whether it is Kendall dressed like a shark….

Or Bella in Lingerie looking like a 60s housewife…They’ll do whatever they can with whoever they can to build their own brand…makes sense, and doesn’t offend me, since it is decent enough content and any excuse to get girls in their underwear is good times…

The advent calendar drops tomorrow – be excited…

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