A video posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on May 10, 2015 at 5:44pm PDT

Bella Hadid is the darker, more interesting, even less annoying and bubbly and blonde and scenester than her sister Gigi…you know possibly edgier…but still the same spoiled brat with a model mother and a model fucking very rich father….

Maybe I just like her cuz she’s knew rich kid model on the block…or maybe I just how easy it is for them to make it…while all you aspiring models struggle…

Or maybe I just like watching her eat burgers in slow motion…it’s a fetish….or maybe I just like watching her eating ice cream….

Or maybe I just like her tits being relevant with Miley…

Or maybe I don’t like her or anything about her at all and I find this whole Jenner/Kardashian famous cuz you’re rich in Calabasas stupid…when I like people being famous because they are awesome and people like them…but that just doens’t exist…so I’ll take the rich tits I see…cuz what the fuck else am I supposed to do…actually hang out with real girls, in real life, that’s just crazy.

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I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego…

So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling….

That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring…

This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE….

If you don’t like that Hadid because you are racist against Arabs- here’s her sister GIGI in V Magazine…back in 2014….because NIPPLES!!

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Bella Hadid is the new Gigi Hadid…..because like all spoiled brats…if the sister gets something the other sister will want it to…and the dad will scramble and throw money at it until she gets it…because he wants to seem fair, but more importantly wants to say he has two daughters who are models, because as someone who only fucks models, that feels good for his ego…you know that he squirted this out of his balls..

That said, he is probably also avoiding expensive rehab bills, and all the other shit that comes from the emotional trauma of being the other girl, in the shadow of the prized girl…so he probably thinks of this as an investment into her future..so that she can pay for her own rehab, or find her own rich husband of her own…but really what the fuck do I know…I just see a less obnoxious Kylie and Kendall without the TV show, who will probably have a TV show…and who are probably friends with each other…doing rich kid LA life things…while getting in magazines on the side, because it makes everything seem more legit…even though none of this nonsense matters…

What it comes down to is that I like this one better than the other one…and here she is for Elle…

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Rich girls, especially Rich girls in LA, that have absentee fathers who are out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models, because that’s what rich as fuck old men in LA do…are always kept happy and feeling appreciated by being showered with gifts…even if they aren’t actually happy, and have a drug problem to compensate that happy..

So it only makes sense that in this world of Narcissism and internet celebrity, a father like Mr. Hadid would leverage his connections in the rich person scene, and get his model-enough daughters some press, followers, and an agent…because why the fuck not…leverage…

The world is so easily influenced, that they just go along with “She’s important”…

He tested it with Gigi, now Bella is at it…because following in your big sister’s footsteps is what you do..

“But Daddy, you bought Gigi a career, I want one Too”..

Here she is in obscure Market Vouge…because she’s a model…

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The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts…

So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift….

And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career…

So here she is in Vogue…and I’m only posting it because it is funny to me…but not as funny as the alleged Gigi doing coke video that’s lurking around the internet that I am too lazy to google..

Ok fine…I googled it…

Gigi gets all the attention…so here is her sister…

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