This isn’t an episode of BOTCHED, not that I’ve ever seen an episode of BOTCHED, I actually don’t even know if there’s a show called BOTCHED, and it could all be a figment of my imagination, in which this is actually an episode of BOTCHED….

It is Kylie Jenner with her muppet face and clown tits out while promoting some bullshit clothing collection she did with someone from TURKEY…

Which brings up a VERY important point, where TURKEY is no longer called TURKEY anymore, they’ve swapped it out for TURIKIEY or some shit, which is confusing to a retard like me when I see it written that way, because it seems like a pretentious person speaking in the native accent when pronouncing a foreign word, which annoys me…especially when it’s news anchors….or random middle aged childless cat ladies at the Mexican restaurant ordering Fajitas…which I don’t even think are MEXICAN…

The world is crazy and Kylie is on the hustle because her BESTIE, who she helped create by letting her hang out with her, Hailey Bieber, sold her make-up brand for 1 billion dollars to BIG MAKE-UP…Hailey, the bootleg, third Tier Kardashian influencer is set to walk away with 300-400 million in cash and 100 million in stock…and that’s a huge reminder than social media is a fucking scam, it can make otherwise nothings worth fortunes far greater than their actor fathers…and all before the age of 30….

SO we’ll assume Kylie has her tits out because she wants to reassert her dominance in the friendgroup, like a dog pissing on another dog, but without the videos of them pissing on each other, which would make this one a lot hotter…since she’s not very hot looking like she’s more tranny than BRUCE and that motherfucker cut his own dick off….which is PRETTY fucking tranny…

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Wouldn’t you like this hybrid human to piss in your mouth like the girl pissed in Cassie’s mouth a the Diddy trials, something we’ll assume Cassie was begging for in the moment to keep her man happy, but cries about all these years later realizing that drinking piss is as demeaning as it was hot at the time…

If you let her piss in your mouth like you were Timothee Chalomet, just urine spraying off her fake ass like you were at the pissy car wash….you probably wouldn’t be better person….

But you would know that her PISS was more valuable and worth more than you were, which is pretty great.

Kylie Jenner’s excretions are more valuable than you are….

Here she is in a bikini in the Caribbean, rocking more Plastic Surgery than Bruce Jenner and that dude started out a man before becoming a chick about as hot as this…

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In the event you didn’t know, Kylie Jenner’s fake tits are the most important thing to happen in the history of Sex Dolls.

Finally a muppet faced corpse doll designed to get fucked by weird dudes with 1500-5000 dollars has been reanimated and put out into the wild to fend for herself.

She is basically the premise of the movie Mannequin, only she has three fuck holes and a life-like feel to her silicon skin, rather than that 80s Mannequin in the movie who was built like a nipple-less Barbie out of plaster….

Is this a premise of a re-release, a little LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE redo, but for Mannequin with Sex Dolls starring Kylie Jenner? Maybe it’s just a premise of a reality show….

Either way, it’s on a boat….some would say kill the sex doll demon that’s come to life like a zombie….but fuck it first.

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For those of you who didn’t know, I live my life with a sex doll that I’ve never had sex with and that I hope is a virgin.

She was sent to me a few years ago when advertisers would pay us to do content and campaigns, you know the glory days of barely scraping by…..instead of the current days of actual drwoning….but I did get a sex doll out of the whole thing which I guess I could have rented out during covid to weirdos, but that’s really too entrepreneurial for me.

She has giant fucking tits and looks more human than Kylie Jenner….

So think of this as a tribute to my virgin sex doll I never fucked…and who I haven’t fully gone crazy and turned into an imaginary friend….if anything she creeps me out because she’s a corpse-like sex doll that you’d have to be fucking weird to ever fuck….

Or think of it as a reminder that the Kardashians are fucking demon monster hybrid humans here to fuck you all up….

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Kylie Jenner is a monster…

So she’ll pretend she’s wearing a jacket here, but this is actually what she looks like when they don’t shave her down…

Abominaable Snowman shit….

The plastic surgery ridden young billionaire who reminds us how fucked up a generation of people are, buying garbage off social media, turning uninspiring idiots into heroes for doing nothing…..would look much better if this jacket was actually a polar bear eating her apart…

It’d be the greatest contribution that nature could give the people as we cleanse it from the evil money grubbing demons called the Kardashiasn.

TIS THE SEASON or some shit….

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I don’t mean SMOKIN TITS like SMOKING HOT tits, when I see a Kardashian, I see demons. I mean smoking because there is SMOKE coming out of her demon mouth, like a scene from a horror movie, but behind that is big fake tits….and those override the demonic forces of said Kardashian.

I don’t like to endorse the Kardashians because they are fucking monsters across the board. They are responsible for destroying society, they are terrorists. They should be taken out back and shot. Some sort of political assassination should target them because they are worse for your country than the open borders…..

I do endorse smoking in part because the only reader of this site likes seeing bitches who smoke.

I prefer when the smoke is from an actually analog cigarette, it’s traditional and makes actual sense, not this modern plastic sucking on technology bullshit the fags are into….

Smoking chemicals and anti-freeze instead of just tobacco…seems retarded…

I do hope that the smoking gives the Jenner VAPE lung and she explodes on her next private flight…..because that goes back to her being part of the evil regime destroying the youth….

I’ll still look at her tit, even if it’s as authentic as Bruce’s pussy.

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I don’t like to celebrate the Kardashian / Jenners because they are vile pieces of shit, but I don’t like to think they are influential or important because of anything they did, it’s more just where society is at as a whole, and they’ve been able to rock that treadmill of relevance in this new era that never unfollows and lets these scumbags exist for decades longer than the 5 minutes they should have lived…waking up at 50 and saying “shit, I still make millions doing this shit, what a fucking joke, people are really fucking dumb”….only they’re more egotistical so they instead decide to think of it as being important, smart, clever, great marketers…it can’t be fluke or chance…it has to be because they are so special…..I mean think of all the people who tried and didn’t become Kardashian/Jenners, that’s their validation.

Anyway, the demons and all their instagram body modifications creep me out in their influencer brand ambassador gnome bodies….coming to STEAL your soul or the souls of young girls who could achieve greatness but instead sell pics of their tits…which to some people is GREATNESS, since we like tits.

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It was the fourth of July, so here’s some Kylie Jenner living the American Dream. Showing you all that you can be anything you want to be and that nothing is stopping you from becoming a billionaire because this is America, the land of the fucking free where anything is possible….even if you’re an ugly troll.

You just have to strategically get yourself some stupid tits and a fake ass and stripper face…but anything is possible in America….especially when you’re an entitled rich kid with a psychotic mother who capitalized on every opportunity they internet brought her, coordinating the release of her own daughter’s sex tape when they were already rich, in order to secure a hit reality TV show that would make the whole tribe famous and rich, only to hop on social media early on to help maximize this shit with a team of experts in the field….which managed to continue being profitable for over a decade….

Living the American Dream of money and fame she’s managed to secure for herself and you can do it to too if you’re the right kind of whore….or raised by the right kind of whore….with the tits that make you feel like the right kind of whore…

Here’s some artsy lifestyle video probably promoting something other than soft focus hides the scars from the procedures.

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Kylie Jenner’s looking alot like when you wrap a plastic bag around your sex doll’s face before taking her from behind in some rape and murder fetish because you don’t consider a rape being complete unless it ends in murder and you’re a guy who gets things done, aren’t you.

Her tits are exploding out of her dress, just not hard enough to take her and her family out, but there’s always the next family get together that we con collectively hope that her tits explode and take out the family…whether that is on the private jet or at Christmas dinner…spontaneous combustion is real…let her tits be that direct energy weapon that saves the world of the pollution that is Kardashian.

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