This isn’t an episode of BOTCHED, not that I’ve ever seen an episode of BOTCHED, I actually don’t even know if there’s a show called BOTCHED, and it could all be a figment of my imagination, in which this is actually an episode of BOTCHED….
It is Kylie Jenner with her muppet face and clown tits out while promoting some bullshit clothing collection she did with someone from TURKEY…
Which brings up a VERY important point, where TURKEY is no longer called TURKEY anymore, they’ve swapped it out for TURIKIEY or some shit, which is confusing to a retard like me when I see it written that way, because it seems like a pretentious person speaking in the native accent when pronouncing a foreign word, which annoys me…especially when it’s news anchors….or random middle aged childless cat ladies at the Mexican restaurant ordering Fajitas…which I don’t even think are MEXICAN…
The world is crazy and Kylie is on the hustle because her BESTIE, who she helped create by letting her hang out with her, Hailey Bieber, sold her make-up brand for 1 billion dollars to BIG MAKE-UP…Hailey, the bootleg, third Tier Kardashian influencer is set to walk away with 300-400 million in cash and 100 million in stock…and that’s a huge reminder than social media is a fucking scam, it can make otherwise nothings worth fortunes far greater than their actor fathers…and all before the age of 30….
SO we’ll assume Kylie has her tits out because she wants to reassert her dominance in the friendgroup, like a dog pissing on another dog, but without the videos of them pissing on each other, which would make this one a lot hotter…since she’s not very hot looking like she’s more tranny than BRUCE and that motherfucker cut his own dick off….which is PRETTY fucking tranny…
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