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2021

26

Jan

Kylie Jenner Weirdness Of the Day

Kylie Jenner, or her team, since they run a marketing agency, content studio, with a team of people who do very aggressive photoshop work because they realized that for whatever reason, people don’t care if you blatantly cut yourself up into a cartoon version of yourself for the internet, they all jump on the trend too, it’s their time to fake looking they way they want to look, and only the 1% of people who follow them will know it’s a scam…FACETUNE..

Then there’s the whole plastic surgery office in their basement where Bruce got his dick cut off and the rest of them got ribs removed, tits implanted, some Frankenstein shit that people also embrace as real….

So a troll mutant like Kylie, can be this long haired, ethnic looking, weirdo fucking body and make billions, literally billions of dollars selling garbage to your kids while giving them fucked up body image #goals.

IT’s wild, but they did it, they figured out the way to control pop culture, all while not being actors or musicians, just professional reality tv stars on social media…it’s pretty fucking crazy, horrible, but representative of our society, they are only there because people wanted them there..

So I’ll look at Kylie’s weirdness and try to figure out why people think this look is hot..why the fuck not…

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2021

15

Jan

Kylie Jenner Shitty Cameltoe of the Day

You gotta wonder if Bruce Jenner modeled his pussy on his daughter’s pussy because it’s the closest thing to his genetic pussy, even if it is tainted with the momager Kris Jenner’s genetics, that I guess aren’t all that bad because that pussy has basically printed money, despite how disgusting the creatures, demons really…that crawled out of her vagina are…

Now, this isn’t Bruce, but it’s someone with as much plastic surgery as Bruce, and she’s showing off her battered young billionaire mom pussy for attention…

She has intentionally jacked the shorts into her cunt, for you to see how fat her cunt is, and it’s just what billionaires do man, part of their business…when they are the worst society has to offer, built on all that is wrong with society, I mean this family are domestic terrorists far more damaging than any riot…I mean…fucking monsters pushing all the worst values from faking your own face and body, to trick people into buying garbage you sell, because all you care about money…and will go to any cost for money…and for whatever reason managed to convince people in the process that you’re worth listening to…despite having nothing to say.

Garbage really…but it was built on porn…so there’s that…

The lesson is, do porn, play victim, get reality show, become a pitchman, sell shit people don’t need, all while mangling your look because you aren’t hot enough to warrant all this….

Which is basically all terrible…but since we’re ruled by the devil…we deal…and stare at their cunts..

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2020

29

Sep

Kylie Jenner Smut of the Day

Here’s some pics that Kylie Jenner just posted and I happened to come across and laugh at because if there’s one thing we can learn from Kylie Jenner, it’s that no matter how much money you’ve scammed out of the system with your shitty beauty line that is more show than actual quality, but that still sells because people are fame whore idiots who like to do what they are told, they’ll buy basically anything and think it’s amazing, even from some fat chick, nasty looking chick, who has fully rebuilt her ugly into sex doll, while rocking black face despite being a pasty fuck, to fit in with her shitty sisters….thanks to being exploited by her mom her entire life…

But yeah, no matter how much money you have, no matter how big your castle is, thanks to all that money you have, you’ll still produce photoshopped pics of you grabbing your own tits to keep people talking about you and to keep you relevant because fame is addictive….and these people are famous for nothing, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get paid…

If you’re into dump midgets who look like they are wearing diapers…and clearly people are since every bitch LOOKS like this now….here’s some KYLIE leading the way, influencing if you will, despite her influencing being more of a cash grab scam…

I don’t know about you, but here’s her nasty tease…

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2020

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner in Make-Up to Off-Set Her Nasty Pics last Week of the Day

On April 20th, Kylie Jenner was seen out in public looking like her actual troll self. SEE THE PICS HERE

This is the most she has looked like the before picture that circulates the internet when discussing how fucked up the level of face injections and make-up she wears is. You know when we remember how bad she is for society’s youth who follow her troll fucking fat ass….it’s disgusting…

On April 24th, Kylie clearly didn’t like people laughing at what she actually looked like, so somehow created this version of her that she wants you to think is the real version of her…. SEE THE PICS HERE

Since it was so fucking drastic a change, I figured it was important to remind you, that this bitch is a fucking troll….don’t believe what you see on the internet…these people are all fucking evil.

4 Days man…that’s all a bitch needs to REINVENT herself from what she actually looks like to what the world thinks she looks like.

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2020

05

Mar

Kylie Jenner and her Friend in Sheer Dresses for Attention of the Day

I figure I’ll post these pics of Kylie Jenner and her fat ass whore friend in sheer dresses together for attention, because you love the young and the rich muppet looking bitches who have normalized plastic surgery for young girls who look like trolls, to feel empowered, to look like sex dolls, and not in a good way, but in a better than their natural state way, confusing all us motherfuckers into thinking these doughy faced, stappled on flesh, is hot, confusing young girls who are naturally hot but who don’t look like this, to make themselves look like this, to be on trend or on brand, it’s important in this superficial era of instagram….

So hot chicks turn themselves ugly, ugly chicks turn themselves into porn looking chicks, and it’s all so fucking artificial….the best is the fat girls, like Kylie, who get their fat asses shaped or their fat stomachs sucked the fuck out…

Thanks Kylie for your contribution to an already fucked society. Oh and thanks for making girls think being a billionaire is the only way, so doing sex work and paid subscriptions are the key to getting those designer trash…

I also figure that some of you fuck pigs, literally fuck pigs in your backyard…and all you see is a human version of that…so this one’s for you….vile and disgusting Jenner and her friend photoshopped in dumb outfits…

We can safely hope this trip ends in Corona Virus death for that entire family. They have lived enough. It is time.

In the meantime here’s rich kids, who were basically given a handout to become even rich kids, look like street level whores who eat too much fried chicken.

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2019

30

Dec

Kylie Jenner Thirst Trap of the DAy

Kylie Jenner Thirst Trap

I hate posting Kylie Jenner as much as you hate looking at her, because she’s terrifying.

I figure one more Kardashian attempting to squeeze some more attention out of society as she squeezes her weird fucking body into some lingerie with some low level instagram style half naked shoot….that you know her team has put hours of work into knowing it would keep their name out there and talked about…because they do have a team. They are a calculating marketing agency with bright minds using the family social media feeds to to monetize their lives…but remember everything about them is contrived and disgusting, including this body made of injections, liposuction, and whatever other techniques they’ve got left over from turning her dad into a chick….because if you can make a dude into a chick, you can make a young chick into something fuckable…it isn’t that hard….and either am I cuz I hate everything about these trashcans…

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2019

30

Oct

Kendall and Kylie Incest of the Day

Kendall Kylie Jenner Incest

I don’t find Kendall or Kylie hot. They are just vapid plastic puppets being used by their psycho mom that is so crazy their dad cut his fucking dick off…years of being emasculated ended the weirdest way possible, but at least it inspired kids everywhere, who are unable to choose their favorite cartoon to watch on a Friday Night with family, to choose their genitals or gender at fucking 8 years old, so that they can go to school, and fight for their individual rights, that they have no concept or understanding of, but that their parents do….their parents want to be such a part of the conversation, and advocate cuz their kids are different, it gives them purpose…put them all on hormones…

Which I guess makes Kris Jenner, the hustler stage mom who understood merchandising, celebrity, and making fucking money…less of a threat…

If these cunts piss, it’s worth 10 million dollars, because it sells 10 million units….That is why they still exist. They can drive fucking sales….to basically anything…otherwise no one would care, pay attention or give a fuck…but in this buy and sell world…they care…

They are muppets thanks to face injections and the family surgeon who’s prized work is shaping Bruce’s balls into a pussy….making Kylie’s ugly face an easy feat….

They are on each other cuz incest in the best, at least according to all the trending porn videos…

If you find this hot. You’re fucked up….

In other news… Here’s Kylie halloween costume…even though bitch is in costume daily, so committed to her fake persona that it’s not just for Halloween anymore…but it is fucking clownlike…

Kylie Jenner Halloween

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2019

22

Oct

Kylie Jenner Deformed of the Day

Kylie Jenner Deformed Erotica Bikini

While the world consistently celebrates Kylie Jenner and the world of the Kardashians…who have collectively trolled social media because they understood the power of social media and have defined how social media is used to sell products to idiots….or how it is used as a direct line to the fans….where even the laziest and simplistic content can get views….and views can get ya’ll paid…

The fact is that they are the single worst contribution to society. A bigger threat to society. Bigger than ebola….

Their influence not all that impressive because the general public are idiots and easy to manipulate and the money they make, totally deserved sure….they sell product and brands should pay….I’ll give them that…but it is at the expense of the mental health of the children they exploit with every “buy this shit you don’t need, get a fake ass and face”…thing they do…

So sometimes it’s just good to look at fake Kylie’s botched surgeries as a reminder that deforming herself cuz her original self was even worse is fucking gross to look at…and gross to do to herself…but then again the dad cut his dick off…so self mutilation is a family thing….


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2019

11

Sep

Kylie Jenner Naked for Dwindling Titty Mag of the Day

Kylie Jenner Naked

Kylie Jenner is apparently in the latest issue of Playboy, which is trying to appeal to the soft millennial idiots on social media, who don’t give a fuck about magazines, they get their nudes on the gram bro…

If you ever needed a reminder that the playboy brand is pretty fucking dead, this is it, a nude spread with Kylie and her baby daddy, like shut the fuck up, no one fucking needs that.

They have totally alienated their core audience the last 5 years and obviously still exist, but from HEF selling the rights off to Pornhub who do hardcore porn and brought quality and integrity of the mag to zero, to their attempt at removing nudity to be ad friendly, in a prime example of how you shouldn’t run after money, you should run after content that makes you so relevant ads need to come to you, and now it’s run by 20 year old girls and a gay dude, who I heard in interview say something about a nude image of a girl in water representing the FLUIDITY of GENDER….totally what the PLAYBOY reader wants to see.

Fucking garbage, the world is filled with idiots, and the idiots breed more idiots, and the people in power get less and less talented, innovative, or interesting.

When Playboy broke, it was groundbreaking, advertisers paid premiums to be on a titty mag, and now it’s just some fucking pile of shit dragging it’s feed in the mud trying to get idiot kids into what they do, using Kylie Jenner cuz she can manipulate them in….instead of doing what they should be doing…which is GOOD….not perpetuating this EVIL.

Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.
Kylie Jenner Naked

More boring kylie..

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2019

12

Aug

Kylie Jenner Naked of the Day

Kylie Jenner Naked

Kylie Jenner Naked
Kylie Jenner Fake TIts Ass Thong

Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 22nd birthday on tacky boat in Italy with her bastard child Stormi…because this bitch is trash. She really never stood a chance being born into the hype around the Kardashians cuz her sister took a black cock in video and released it with a porn company – but pretended it was leaked – which it wasn’t – but that didn’t stop America from paying attention, if anything that is what started it all….it motivated Seacrest to produce the show…because he’s a sexual deviant and not America’s Sweetheart he pretends to be…and the rest paved the way for these people to exist…..it allowed them to hire a marketing team, build out a whole marketing agency, making stupid money and not because they are smart but because America is bullshit…and bought into the vapid lifestyle they were selling….and unlike Jimmy Buffett selling his Margaritaville lifestyle at a profit, these people were selling shitty product, shamelessness and plastic surgery procedures to look like a muppet…and the world, mainly women, bought in, cuz women when left to their own devices are very easy to manipulate and trick and make billions off of…

That said, we all know they are a scam, bullshit, lies, all that is wrong with the world, terrorists to the new generation, who should be arrested and silenced but people keep paying attention….

Maybe it’s the fake asses, I mean look at Kylie’s fake ass, they don’t even try to make shit look good anymore, it’s like clown shit, circus shit, disgusting shit where she shits…and all we can do is hope for bad things to end their reign….as the queens of shameless social media whoring….in an era where that is all girls seem to do..


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