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2016

02

Aug

Kylie Jenner Is Garbage and Here’s her Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 19th birthday – which is amazing – not in a “how quickly they grow up when they are thrown into the media at the age of 4 thanks to their sister releasing a porn – before the mom strapped down and turned it into a business after realizing whoring everyone out is the answer America is ready for….and her dad becoming a woman”…..but in a “bitch looks 45, she’s even got a GUNT like a mom of 4 shades of black at the trailer park….you know the chip eating, chocolate eating, McDonald’s eating kind of body you see at ghetto stripclubs that offer you blowjobs for 40 dollars..or 2 for 1 coupons at any or all fast food spots”….

She’s wearing some tight lace bodysuit, bold for a regular girl, tame for attention seeking trash bred for this…and the only question I have is – does she jack up her pussy lips with her face fillers to give it extra puff…or is she more of a “these are my inner labia, deal”…seeing as she’s doing liposuction / fat transfers and everything else to influence young girls to look like aged haggard strippers.

She’s fucking garbage…..the kind of birthday you wish was a funeral…die for your sins and bad influence on the world…

She’s a fucking monster…or a clown…either way…a pretty jacked up 19 year old who is not pretty at all…

People are loving Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians – some could say it was the best thing that happened to them since being choked out by some 11 inch black cock trying to feel validated in their shallow, materialisitic, money grubbing, useless existence….via my other site no one visits StepfatherPresents

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Here she is whoring some dress…..

If that’s not bad enough for you – here’s Kim K’s panty flash

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2016

15

Jul

Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy

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This is the whitest that white spray tanned Kylie Jenner has ever looked. I guess her facial injections are and tan to look like Kim K are fading – she’s going back to what she was born to be – average at best – awkward even – chubby white girl the black guys fuck – but based on her father, I doubt being anything she was born to be is in the cards…

Here are some very important pics of her from her instgram / snapchat with her new face..

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2016

29

Jun

Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day

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Kylie Jenner proved that her tan is fake, her coloring is painted on, and that she’s not a black girl, half black girl, or an Armenian…you know because she’s created an ethnically ambiguous face thanks to modern science and fillers…and by ethnically ambiguous – I mean barely human, more like a cartoon, that coupled with all her photoshopping, makes for a sketch of a human and not an actual person….it’s weird..

But one thing she hasn’t modified yet is apparently that she’s got herself some white girl nipples – all pink and puffy and flashed on her snapchat like whores do…and it’s not her fault, it’s a family thing…it’s a born into a brothel thing…

Here’s her sister no wearing a bra – because why not..maximize the over exposed garbage family..

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2016

16

Jun

Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty…

That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips…

She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing…

I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck…

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2016

13

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Nipples in a Girdle of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is all smoke and mirrors. If it’s not FACETUNE, it’s real life face tune, orchestrated by her on staff “dermatologist” who isn’t doing any official plastic surgery, that would require knives and surgery..he’s just injecting her face with toxic chemicals we can hope have a terrible reaction – and end up killing her or causing face cancer…the small price to be a fake bitch who sells bullshit products to retard kids who are brainwashed into thinking she’s hot…

So these pics of her in Girdle, which is basically corset underwear your grandmother wore in the 1800s….repurposed for fat chicks to get a waistline in a world where working out and eating well is frowned upon…it gets in the way of being lazy slobs…

Lazy slobs who spend 1000s of dollars on photoshop experts to make them look good….and 100s of thousands on surgery…all to say “look like me with my garbage cosmetic products that WILL NOT WORK, It’s a Cash Grab…a Cash Grap”….but it comes with a see through top to generate buzz, that shitty little fat chick tits exist under all those fucking LIES….

She is ugly…but her legs are lubricated with obesity juice..and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than that it happens when you try to squeeze that fat too damn hard in the stomach and you explode out of your vag…if you even have a vag…your dad doesn’t…and he wears dresses, is fitter than you, and has long hair…so why would you…

WHY?! but more importantly – why do everyday girls all look like this now – it’s so fucked….

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2016

08

Jun

Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

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I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me…

What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way.

There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying…

This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands…..

They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird..

Garbage…

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2016

31

May

Kylie Jenner Memorial Day Bikini Party of the Day

Kylie Jenner is fucking garbage. I know it’s not entirely her fault that she was raised in this shit, exploited at a young age and doesn’t know better….and I know this is all probably a well calculated joke to her that allows her to really love all the attention she’s getting and all the money she makes doing virtually nothing…but the mangled body that looks like she’s stapled flesh onto herself – in efforts to look cute or hot – and not like the fat chick she is is just odd…freak of nature at 18….and it’d be nice if her and her family self destructed…yet we still feed into the garbage…despite hating the garbage…because it looks and acts like garbage…GARBAGE>

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2016

20

May

The Kylie Jenner Has a Sex Tape of the Day

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There’s a story that came out yesterday involving Kylie Jenner – that shook an entire community….of mainly black dudes…because they are dying to see Kylie Jenner get fucked by a black dude….because the story was that there’s a sex tape..between her and TYGA…

Obviously there’s a fucking sex tape, this is mini-Kim…in an era where girls who aren’t shameless whores film themselves fuck, so there’s no way TYGA didn’t fuck Kylie, there’s no way the family didn’t encourage them to fuck on camera, there is no way there wasn’t a script dropped off at the bedroom door to reference KIM…because look at what a sex tape did to the fucking family…it made them win…and it’s not even a big deal..

I saw sites talking about the legalities of how TYGA could release the tape without getting SUED….

Here’s how…VIA the Mom and the company that released Kim’s porn…

This is a trashy family…this is what they do…and it’s great because like peddling lip plumper, this will get vaginal lips being pummelled on video from every girl she reaches…perpetuating this DIY porno world…and I endorse that..

I just hope the company releasing it is a company I work for so I get first dibs and make fucking millions off this…

Come on Kylie -Make me some yacht money…

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2016

18

May

Kylie Jenner See Through of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is shameless whore from a shameless whore family who does shameless whore things like her shameless whore family and she’s not even cute when she does it – she looks like a doughy cartoon character – all weirdly shaped and jacked up with injections – really giving the youth a great role model…because she is shoved down their throats, selling them product, the family’s answer to hip hop being very popular…the avon lady…puppet…

I actually dig it – it’s called media manipulation and it panders to the retards who defend and support some asshole like the Jenner without remembering they are a bunch of assholes to begin with and they are just out to make money.

I think it’s disgusting to fuck with people on that level of pretending to be TRANS or whatever, but all the supporters are such idiots and they know it, so wathcing the world buy into anything these people say and believing in it…is great..they are reality stars..and by default…the fucking worst species of human…

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2016

04

May

Kylie Jenner of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin…

I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands…

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But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them….

The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders…

I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that…

“Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”…

All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out…

HOW IS THIS NEWS…

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