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2016

12

Aug

Tyga Struggles with Sea Monster Kyle Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner paid the paparazzi, or maybe the paparazzi paid Kylie Jenner to let them shoot her birthday bikini party with Tyga and other idiot rich kid brats that other kids seem to idolize because they are dumb and eat anything they are fed thanks to growing up on this shit…and being mindless, chipped and tracked, idiots who think they are free thinkers and creative geniuses, but are really all the fucking same.

It actually impresses me that a girl so ugly, so monstrous, so large that her athletic boyfriend struggles to lift her, maybe her boner is hitting him in a pressure point in his back, or maybe, he’s a pussy…unable to swim…but I guesss that Swimmer who won last night shifted that race sterotype…

But seriously, liposuction, lazy, sloppy, with a flat stomach because she’s 19 and gets the fat re-instated to what looks like a mom ass…all while rocking a troll face…is what leads the youth in their decision making…

This isn’t hot, interesting, inspiring or compelling, but I guess vapid and apathetic is what we’ve become…NEED MORE CLICK BAIT…NEED MORE SMUT…DISTRACT AND DESTROY…

Garbage…

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2016

11

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day

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This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot…

Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters…

Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked…

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2016

10

Aug

Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a puppet for her egotistical, materialistic, shameless, whore of a mother – who is living her dreams through the kids that have been shat out of her massive, very fucking massive, it’s gotta be massive vagina…

The kind of woman who attracts trannies and men who kill their wives – while dating a wallet…who can only instil shitty morals and values in her uneducated, vapid, money making garbage kids – who for some reason is “famous” or an “influencer” which is code for bullshit, because bitch doesn’t do anything but hang around, jack up her face by stapling flesh to it, looking 40, all dumpy and porny, which has created a trend that you’ll see if you leave the house of other 18 year olds looking this dumb as fuck…and the whole thing has no value, substance..but shit can move sneakers and lip liner…

She’s in a bikini, because that’s what whores do, and you can’t really blame her for being born into this, and riding what everyone wishes they had, you can only blame her for not killing herself yet….but it may happen, they can’t be this relevant forever…and dealing with that rejection will destroy her…let’s help destroy her…she’s their golden ticket…we need her and her doughy clown vibe eliminated

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2016

02

Aug

Kylie Jenner Is Garbage and Here’s her Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 19th birthday – which is amazing – not in a “how quickly they grow up when they are thrown into the media at the age of 4 thanks to their sister releasing a porn – before the mom strapped down and turned it into a business after realizing whoring everyone out is the answer America is ready for….and her dad becoming a woman”…..but in a “bitch looks 45, she’s even got a GUNT like a mom of 4 shades of black at the trailer park….you know the chip eating, chocolate eating, McDonald’s eating kind of body you see at ghetto stripclubs that offer you blowjobs for 40 dollars..or 2 for 1 coupons at any or all fast food spots”….

She’s wearing some tight lace bodysuit, bold for a regular girl, tame for attention seeking trash bred for this…and the only question I have is – does she jack up her pussy lips with her face fillers to give it extra puff…or is she more of a “these are my inner labia, deal”…seeing as she’s doing liposuction / fat transfers and everything else to influence young girls to look like aged haggard strippers.

She’s fucking garbage…..the kind of birthday you wish was a funeral…die for your sins and bad influence on the world…

She’s a fucking monster…or a clown…either way…a pretty jacked up 19 year old who is not pretty at all…

People are loving Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians – some could say it was the best thing that happened to them since being choked out by some 11 inch black cock trying to feel validated in their shallow, materialisitic, money grubbing, useless existence….via my other site no one visits StepfatherPresents

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Here she is whoring some dress…..

If that’s not bad enough for you – here’s Kim K’s panty flash

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2016

15

Jul

Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy

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This is the whitest that white spray tanned Kylie Jenner has ever looked. I guess her facial injections are and tan to look like Kim K are fading – she’s going back to what she was born to be – average at best – awkward even – chubby white girl the black guys fuck – but based on her father, I doubt being anything she was born to be is in the cards…

Here are some very important pics of her from her instgram / snapchat with her new face..

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2016

29

Jun

Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day

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Kylie Jenner proved that her tan is fake, her coloring is painted on, and that she’s not a black girl, half black girl, or an Armenian…you know because she’s created an ethnically ambiguous face thanks to modern science and fillers…and by ethnically ambiguous – I mean barely human, more like a cartoon, that coupled with all her photoshopping, makes for a sketch of a human and not an actual person….it’s weird..

But one thing she hasn’t modified yet is apparently that she’s got herself some white girl nipples – all pink and puffy and flashed on her snapchat like whores do…and it’s not her fault, it’s a family thing…it’s a born into a brothel thing…

Here’s her sister no wearing a bra – because why not..maximize the over exposed garbage family..

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2016

16

Jun

Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty…

That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips…

She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing…

I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck…

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2016

13

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Nipples in a Girdle of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is all smoke and mirrors. If it’s not FACETUNE, it’s real life face tune, orchestrated by her on staff “dermatologist” who isn’t doing any official plastic surgery, that would require knives and surgery..he’s just injecting her face with toxic chemicals we can hope have a terrible reaction – and end up killing her or causing face cancer…the small price to be a fake bitch who sells bullshit products to retard kids who are brainwashed into thinking she’s hot…

So these pics of her in Girdle, which is basically corset underwear your grandmother wore in the 1800s….repurposed for fat chicks to get a waistline in a world where working out and eating well is frowned upon…it gets in the way of being lazy slobs…

Lazy slobs who spend 1000s of dollars on photoshop experts to make them look good….and 100s of thousands on surgery…all to say “look like me with my garbage cosmetic products that WILL NOT WORK, It’s a Cash Grab…a Cash Grap”….but it comes with a see through top to generate buzz, that shitty little fat chick tits exist under all those fucking LIES….

She is ugly…but her legs are lubricated with obesity juice..and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than that it happens when you try to squeeze that fat too damn hard in the stomach and you explode out of your vag…if you even have a vag…your dad doesn’t…and he wears dresses, is fitter than you, and has long hair…so why would you…

WHY?! but more importantly – why do everyday girls all look like this now – it’s so fucked….

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2016

08

Jun

Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

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I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me…

What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way.

There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying…

This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands…..

They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird..

Garbage…

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2016

31

May

Kylie Jenner Memorial Day Bikini Party of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is fucking garbage. I know it’s not entirely her fault that she was raised in this shit, exploited at a young age and doesn’t know better….and I know this is all probably a well calculated joke to her that allows her to really love all the attention she’s getting and all the money she makes doing virtually nothing…but the mangled body that looks like she’s stapled flesh onto herself – in efforts to look cute or hot – and not like the fat chick she is is just odd…freak of nature at 18….and it’d be nice if her and her family self destructed…yet we still feed into the garbage…despite hating the garbage…because it looks and acts like garbage…GARBAGE>

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