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2016

17

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the blackest white girl ever created for the sake of social media by a family created by social media – who are probably mad at themselves for not running for president because the power of their social media alone is big enough to make it happen…the first immigrant / terrorist / porn star / social media monster with a vagina you’ve all seen – and can google if you want to make sure she’s actually a woman – unlike Hillary….

This is their youngest of that generation – who is also a muppet…at least shaped like a muppet…because she’s had the weirdest fucking surgeries to created this “social media body and face”….which is actually a thing and happening across the globe…all these bitches with their face fillers…it’s so stupid…but give her a break…her dad’s a woman now, her mom only cares about the money she makes the family and her boyfriend just milking her like she was still underage because she’s a cow who needs to be milked…

All fleshy and weird…exsiting….

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2016

09

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Nude Pic of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is as bullshit as her father is – when it comes to sex appeal…

She’s a fucking puppet that her mother may have created, but probably had her staff create, in effort to continue selling product to the next generation, in what are the biggest AVON ladies in the world….who sell nonsense direct to consumer using their channels built on social media – due to being rich…..it’s terrifying…not just because kids look up to this, but because this looks like this….

She’s got such bad fillers and body procedures that she looks like a white girl trying to be Kim Kardashian, who she happens to share half her DNA with….it looks like she has meat stapled to her face…and young girls are following her lead…dudes find her and her clown face hot…and here she is naked in paint, her stomach fat sucked out and ass filled in…a monster really…but she exists and thinks she’s important…and in a country of retards who get their news off social media…she probably is…

Here are more of her terrible selfies…

I prefer kendall’s pizza nips…but they are both garbage….

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2016

03

Nov

Kylie Jenner Trashy Mutant in Stripper Clothes of the Day

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Kylie Jenner…would be interesting or fascinating as a sociological study…if she wasn’t just a vapid, superficial, shallow, pile of plastic surgery that may not be invasive, and that may just be smoke and mirrors, but whatever it is…makes her look like a young Kim Kardashian…even though she’s not Armenian, she’s 100 percent white, she’s just jacked herself up under the management of her evil family to keep the money rolling in. It’s fucking twisted.

I don’t know why this stripper or porn look is hot, I think it’s hilarious that these girls do this to their faces, or get the fat sucked out of their stomach to give them a waist and jacked into their already fat asses…looking like strippers or pornstars that no man I’ve ever known has really liked or thought was hot…other than for being broken….and damaged and probably shitty in bed because of how sexualized they make themselves…..

But for a rich white girl, to make herself look like a light skinned black girl in the sex industry…makes no sense to me….and this happening all over the place…I see it when I leave my house and that is fucking crazy…because it isn’t hot…dude like young innocent girls who look like girls…it’s just silly that this exists…

More importantly, for brands to partner with her – because of her sister or her following, that is really engaged in all she does…is also fucking nuts to me….but it exists..and it…like it’s father…is an it…as these tits in a bra in public aren’t enough for me to acknowledge her having any more sex appeal…that a pile of dog shit, or lard in the dumpster outside the diner.

She’s terrifying. A Monster. Halloween everyday….

I assume this will end in suicide eventually…let’s just hope it’s a murder suicide…take them all down…because you’ve been abused girl…you just don’t realize it…

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2016

31

Oct

Kylie Jenner Halloween Costume of the Day

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Kylie Jenner dressed like a pig, who was dressed like Kim Kardashian, dressed like Christina Aguilera during her “dirty” years….and she took it very fucking seriously, because when you’re a skinny teatox and other social media based businesses vending…and you’ve been thrown into this world at a young age and grew up on it – as a muppet to push low level content, face-tuned filtered faces, becoming the leader of muppet looking women and all their plastic surgeries, who know they will never quite be as plastic and adorned as Kylie….her social media costume for Halloween, the biggest day for Social media people to showcase their vapid, try hard stupidity…even if everyday is Halloween to these idiots…they are zero fucking real, just MEMEs…plastic and uninteresting memes…and it will be interesting to see how this unfolds, if there is ever a social media protest…leaving this monster, all mangled from surgery like some modern frakenstein shit…built off face fillers not dead body parts…but equally spooky…

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People are actually talking about this…like it’s a thing….which is ridiculous to me…it’s like a shitty bootleg real doll…I hate this look..

But I guess…it is Halloween and she is a fucking monster…so it works.

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2016

28

Oct

Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

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I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions.

I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile.

I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage…

I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER.

Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her…

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2016

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner for Complex of the DAy

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Complex used to buy 100,000 clicks from me a month for $1000 dollars, in a deal of a lifetime, because it paid for the servers to run this site, and it allowed them to re-sell my traffic to their advertisers for 10s of thousands of dollars, a strategy used in the media all the time, buying traffic from porn site and torrent sites and other grey market sites that can’t get ads…to boost their numbers that they turn around and sell to advertising….proving that the internet is a fucking scam…a scam Complex played pretty fucking well in their time doing this…

Complex does not buy traffic from me for $1000 dollars a month, so we aren’t homies anymore, but last year they got something like 20 million from HEARST MEDIA….that soon turned into a buy out in partnership with VERIZON…for between 150 million and 250 million dollars…allowing VERIZON and HEARST to target the URBAN or hip hop youth market – because it’s fucking nonsense about selling ads, selling product, selling cellphones, producing content…and there’s little to no room left for the little guy…

So COMPLEX, instead of blacklisting a bitch like Kylie, who is fucking vile, disgusting, a monster with flesh stapled to her….a money grubbing, brat, that is a horrible influence on her following. An overrated monster, even a pig, that sure Black guys and White guys would fuck, because they like this shit…but who they shouldn’t even know exists…because the family…and her…are fucking trash…so seeing her in a shoot…annoys me…because the people who made her…the media…are still perpetuating her to the weak minded people..

But at least we got genius insight like:

“My Lips Have Been an Insecurity All My Life – I Felt Like No One Wanted to Kiss Me”

And at least they got her in latex or photoshopped or whatever the fuck it is…because she’s all fucking cartoony…

This is the fucking worst…people need to stop acknowledging these monsters and their horrible plastic surgery exist..

I guess her family knows how to market her as a junior, fat ass, rough around the edges despite being so doughy…not a fashion model because she’s monster, but pulls it off because of the face injections…and it is the worst…

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2016

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner’s OFfensive Use of Panties of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is such fucking trash…it’s not a fucking mystery to anyone who looks at her pictures that she’s a mangled, modified by modern science, like her dad…and I guess everyone else in her shitty family…to be some bullshit muppet looking garbage…that promotes nothing interesting, positive, enlightening…it doesn’t inspire anyone to get up on higher plane of consciousness…or even to read a book…but rather to be dumb, to speak at basic level, to walk around with weird ego and celebrity, to be celebrated by brands and millions of people…making tons of money to validate their shitty and disgusting existence…

But in the process of being a creature that hardly looks human, but rather like a fat chick with aggressive re-placement of her fat, from GUT to Ass to Tits..to Face…just a fucking frankenstein monster…and even her panties look fucking confuses as to what they are on, and what they are supposed to be doing, and what…it all means…

She posted this nonsense on Saturday, it’s tuesday and has taken me this long to understand what this is…I still don’t have the answer, but I am going with alien.

The only good about dumb girls, perpetuating dumb, by being pantsless, is that other dumb girls with go pantsless also…as I enjoy pantsless pics…even when it is terrifying…perfect for the season…keep doing the monster mash trick.

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2016

12

Sep

Kylie Jenner Terrifying of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner is the new generation – monster – weirdly shaped Kardashian – who isn’t a Kardashian but who is more ethnic looking than the Kardashians – thanks to whatever the fuck stage parenting her mom she’s probably met 5 times for the sake of their TV show, because the mom is a busy woman…I’m talking about the non-Bruce Jenner mom….leading her to a fucked up place, pawned off to the media, pawned off to the idiot mainstream youth, pawned off to older black men…and pawned off to their plastic surgeon who has done some weirdness to her at 18…or 19…looking like a 40 year old…beat up science experiment…a real life bad instagram filter…and the fact girls aspire to be like this, or that people buy into their media lie – is fucking absurd…almost as absurd as her fat sucked out of her stomach put into her ass body….

Weird.

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2016

19

Aug

The Kylie and Kendall and Kim Instagram Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner have put out their pictures from the Kylie 19 despite having the ass of a 45 year old mom and a face of a 50 year old stripper all thanks to stupid plastic surgery procedures her garbage family has made industry standard, and that girls everywhere are getting done, despite looking like fucking clowns…all cheap and indistinguishable from trashy porn chicks while being fucking near billionaires….because they make fucking money.

I saw an ad the other day saying Kylie was an Entrepreneur and trendsetter, and the sick thing is that she is, young girls follow her and think she’s got something magical to offer, when really she’s just a shameless whore..

These pics are instagram perfect, this what all those pics look like, all the same poses, and setting, and soulless fucking drivel that doesn’t fucking matter, but that dudes will go “i’d fuck that”..and chicks say “I want to be what dudes want to fuck”..

It’s just spoiled, disgusting, humans…and they should be exterminated, but instead 22 year old media buyers still throw money at them – because they still push fucking product better than even the most eager Avon lady…

Fuck this garbage family…and I know you would, for the right price, the mom would let you…

Here are the booty centered pics…cuz they know what works for the family as a whole…I’m talking to you BRUCE

MAYBE you’re more into Kim’s Huge Ridiculous clown ass in Mexico for her Hired Paparazzi…

Oh Kim did an instagram shoot also…

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Kim also wore a white bathing suit – looking terrifying..

Kim K in a See Through Shirt..

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2016

14

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Birthday Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner making dreams come true – for her mom…and probably not herself, but she’s a vapid cunt with a vapid cunt and a really cartoon like body thanks to jacking up her face and waist and ass with sugeries at 18…because that’s the world we live in – and I guess when your older sister is a fucking scam, lie – and your dad can’t even secure a gender…you’re left with misguided ideals…

So at 19, looking 45, with paid paparazzi, cashing in on the most basic formula as a family that doesn’t disappear – because like rats, infesting your basement, they just keep breeding and pestering us….all in a bikini with a clown body…posing like a pro because this is all she knows, like all these Olympians following their Olympian father / it’s lead…only the media whoring way, not the decathalon, that shit’s for fucking losers…while posing like a model – for you fans…that shit’s for easy money and money is everything to those with no souls or substance – who do no good and who perpetuate a lifestyle girls now expect, want and do sex work to get…GODO JOB…we need more hookers…never enough hookers…give me more hookers…

Look, she’s staging photoshoots on the beach of some magazine quality beach on her birthday….on my 19th birthday I was sleeping in a bus station wasted and hoping one of the street punk girls would invite me back to her squat to bang, only when he did, she was on her period and it smelled so bad as she had some satantic experience…. convulsing from the drugs…only for me to sneak out after trying to wash myself with a sink that had no running water…keeping that street kid period on me for a week…and that’s how I spent my 19th birthday…challenging HIV…

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