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2016

28

Apr

Kylie Jenner Doughy Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner hasn’t had a breakdown yet and that is pretty fucking annoying. I figure by 18, she should be in that state of self involved, self raised in the weirdest household that has sold their soul tot he media, that have no shame and that is filled with vapid, superficial, materialistic cunts who represent all that is wrong in the world..

You’d think she’d have teen angst and rebel from the family hustle…but instead she just looks like a mini Kim, possibly because they cloned Kim, but maybe because of Plastic Surgery having limited LOOKS and techniques…

She is peddling some bullshit merch, as she does for her family…but let’s hope the drug addiction, tantrums and LOHAN behavior starts soon..I need DUIs and Scandals of abortion ideally self induced on the family SNAPCHAT account…or really anything…beyond dead face, dead eye, bikini selfies…

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Here’s Jim K – The Leader of the Herd – In a Bathing Suit Fame Whoiing in Iceland – To Compare to Her Clone…

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2016

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mangled face Kylie Jenner must be a Parody of her sister. I am thinking she’s wearing a Kim Kardashian mask that her plastic surgeon stabled on her…allowing her to really milk her chubby, chubby that the family has learned how to make look like a shapely hip hop body through BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFTS and other fat transfers….

There is no way she looks in the mirror and says “I’m so hot”…but then again, these entitled cunts are all so vapid and vain…that they do think they are hot…even when they are monsters…

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2016

25

Apr

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is such a little fucking pig of a girl. Her face so mangled she looks like all the bootleg kardashians on social media with their faces filled..giving them this old weathered stripper look at 18…I’d say she’s become pug faced, with those big puffy chemically filled cheeks, but I am a pug owner and pugs are everything and there is no way I’d like to compare this garbage to something so majestic…however, I do think you could pull off a parody of the Kardashians staring pugs, but the pugs will probably have more intellectual things to say than a Kardashian…

What I’m getting at is we can hope the Kardashians end, and the biggest victim of the clan will be this one, unaware of what life outside of Karadashian is, self destructing when no one cares about her lips or make-up…left with lots of money she can use to buy drugs to hopefully overdose on…

She’s just a doughy, looks like meat is stapled onto her…racially ambiguous monster…cultural appropriator despite being void of culture while being totally representative of American culture…

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2016

04

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass on Snapchat of the Day

There are two schools of feminist thought on Kylie Jenner and the Kardashians and their whoring.

Some feminists hate them and think they are using feminism as a cheap tactic to basically turn themselves into clickbait. “Dudes like sluts, be a slut, people will notice, call it empowerment”…

While other say that they are actually doing good for feminism, because in this patriarchy, a feminist must use the tool to empower herself, while nudity being one of those tools.

But based on their faces, their pictures, their content, their general brand and vibe…nothing they do is authentic…they are plastic, painted on, vapid and superficial bullshit…

Where even the 18 year old, who is rumored to be pregnant with her black boyfriend their wrote into the “reality” show…is a puppet to their money making egomaniac insanity…

But I’ll still look at her fat ass being spread or bend over into fuck position in a tight dress, even if that ass looks like it was made in their basement plastic surgery fat transplant studio and even if I’ve seen her in person and she looks like a 40 year old with random meat stapled to her face…because I’ve had sex with and even jerked off to weird shit…you see being online since 1995..coupled with being a creepy dirtbag…fully absorbed in this shit…has taken me to weird places…

That’s not to say I could jerk off to this. But I can watch her whoring…whatever the feminist spin, knowing she’s tainting the youth through sluttery. A good thing for those of you who like sluts…because the patriarchy will always win or some shit.

Here is the insane cover of Paper Magazine featuring the clown version of her…

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I hate feeding into these idiots – but here’s the sister with the white babies – in a bikini K

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2016

29

Mar

Kylie Jenner Goes Hip Hop of the Day

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I called Kylie Jenner out on my INSTAGRAM because she is garbage…

But more importantly, because her and every other fame whore, I’m talking low levels and top levels, collectively asked their audience to “get notified” every time the person posts, which means their phone will actually go off when people like Kyle post a picture on instagram, where she’s just trying to sell garbage product and garbage lies and her garbage self and garbage family to you…and it amazed me that people would do that or want that…

No, I understand why the vapid cunt who is lazily making a lot of money trying to as much coverage as possible, engaging as tightly as possibly with her retard fans, without having to give them anything but a handful of garbage selfies..

But I don’t understand why anyone would want their phone to buzz when garbage people update their social media like they matter, like it will change their life, like it will even inspire…..when it’s all the same fucking shit over and over again….

Do we really live in a world where we need our phone to vibrate so I don’t miss out on her fat white girl with a tranny dad and hooker sisters and pimp mom ass pushing product on me…because I don’t have enough stress just having the bullshit app on my phone.

Some half dead, plastic surgery ridden, fat transferred, chubby, heavily made up, bootleg video vixen 18 year old, living her rich kid life, isn’t interesting, exciting and we can just hope this instagram era dies with their new update “feed” these whores are all upset about….

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2016

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Gets Slutty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the weirdest shaped chubby girl with a dumb looking face who can push millions of sales in shitty products no one needs because of a deal with the devil that her family made – in which their soulless OJ murder defending asses have taken over the media without having any marketable skills, talent and aren’t even that good looking.

Kylie, thanks is some doughy, weirdly shaped, probably from injections and fat transfers, with dead eyes, thanks to being exploited since she was a kid

Here she is for a photoshoot…for Wonderland Magazine, because her body isn’t a Wonderland, but it is a product of modern science…which is exciting when in shorts too tight and men’s underwear – gender fluid – like her daddy……weird…garbage…

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2016

14

Mar

Klylie Jenner’s Weird Body for PUMP and Bathing Suits of the Day

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I know feminists like to celebrate the Kardashians because they buy into the sex working is empowering bullshit line…or the getting naked is owning your body and not being an exhibitionist craving attention to make noise…that the men don’t actual notice or care to notice because your owning your body by getting naked lets us still see you naked…

Girls seem to forget that men have used every line ever to get them naked, so feminist or art or “it’s for a school project”…to “i’ve never seen tits live, be my first, pity”….is all just angles to get the girl naked…

But I think the real victim in the Kardashians isn’t the girls who follow these twats, even though every parent with a kid under 16 should log into their phones and block this bitch and everything they touch from their feeds….

The real Victim is Kylie, the youngest, the one they had getting surgery and fillers at a young age, the one who barely looks human, and who has the weirdest shaped body…the one who knows no better, who never had a normal upbringing and who has been exploited and sold off to black people at a young age because it is good for business, it’s where the youth market is…

I guess we’ll have to wait for her suicide or drug overdose to prove that…in the meantime, here is her million dollar campaign with PUMA because her idea of fitness is plastic surgery and photoshop….

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and some bikini selfies, because why not…

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2016

10

Mar

Kylie Jenner Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I guess it’s family tradition to post pictures of their whore selves for their followers who I will never understand…but who exist and are plentiful and who make these idiots relevant, idols, icons, rich as fuck and allow the to perpetuate their lies…

I’ve seen Kylie Jenner in person and at 18 she so battered by shitty plastic surgery or bad make-up and her body is as modified as her dad’s, bitch has to have the fat sucked out of her stomach, re-inserted in her ass, making for this level of weird looking, that takes big black cock, because she can’t feel anything below her waist, it’s always in a state of numbness so that whenever doctor is in for Kim, she can hop in and get her treatments too.

I don’t see how this does anyone any good, sure you can argue, feminist, that she’s a girl making money like a boss, but I’d argue she’s a puppet objectifying herself, giving other girls negative body image all while selling garbage product to them….because she can.

She’s the devil..the half naked, weirdly shaped devil, but you don’t care about that, you just care about the pussy definition in her bikini bottoms…
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2016

01

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

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I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works.

How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing.

The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts…

Here’s some videos…

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2016

17

Feb

Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team.

Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is….

Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day….

I’ll post the pics when they happen.

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