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2015

23

Oct

Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day

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And by joker I mean whore…

So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her…

We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee…

My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever…

The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!!

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2015

14

Oct

Kylie Jenner in a Leotard for Lamar Odom’s Death of the Day

Nothing says “I love you bother in law who practically raised me, at least according to me, even though we’ve only actually met 10 times in my life time, because there are so many of us, we’re all so self involved, and I was raised by the nanny but at least we’re rich”…like Kylie Jenner in a slow motion video showing off her 18 year old body that looks more like a 30 year old plastic surgery ridden stripper body designed to get big tits at the strip club off the gang bangers and drug dealers…hoping one day her rapper would randomly come through when performing in town to turn her into Amber Rose..

It’s all part of some creepy design the mother has, the death of Lamar could even be staged as some kind of storyline they spin to benefit them..because it is all about them benefiting themselves…ad the thought that they have a soul, or feeling, and don’t just use opportunity like this, to get ahead and more ratings and money…is laughable…these puppets are disgusting, have done every scandal and are now exploring death….for America, their audience..because you are their extended family…you made them…the disgusting money grubbers they are…

Now as far as Kylie goes, I am just amazed she’s got a gunt at 18, making me think she’s not actually 18 and that was a lie, or this is just how fat girls get their fat relocated….it’s weird…awkward but you may cum to it because it is 18..

HEre are her covers for Elle Canada:

Here she is literally on the verge of a mental breakdown…because California rich brats speak like retards..

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2015

01

Oct

Caitlin Jenner’s Neglected and Confused Daughter’s of the Day

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A day, doesn’t seem to be a day, it doesn’t seem to matter or count, unless there is some Kylie and Kendall Jenner coverage, because Kyle and Kendall Jenner are spawns of the worst fame whores in the history of fame whoring, but thanks to that fame whoring, can play it off like they aren’t fame whores, but rather just famous due to fame whores, giving them some level of credibility, even though we as a people know that they are just pawns in a master chess game their mother, who you know was less of a mother and more of a manager too busy for them, shat out of her pussy….it’s all business for these people….

But I guess when you distract Kylie Jenner and her Waist to Hip Ratio with black cock, fans, some jobs and hustling the hip hop market they are dialed into…I mean her sister is Kanye West…when not getting plastic surgery to have a comedic waist to hip ration at 18, when she should hardly have a body…

And Kendall and her thong in pantyhose ass with a fake modeling career that’s become an actual modeling career due to the power of suggestion and a world too lazy to question….

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And Nipples:

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They don’t commit suicide…yet…

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2015

30

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her 18 year old ass in a white dress. An ass that we can assume is either fake, since her whole family is fake, they have a plastic surgeon on pay roll, I mean look at those filled up faced clowns…

or maybe crafted from a strategic workout regime her athlete father taught her when he decided he wanted a booty a few years ago…

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or maybe it is the hormones in the food, that are further jacked up when fueled with big black dick and the fertile as fuck sperm that comes out of it…

but not the standard hormone in the food that is giving girls everywhere big round amazing asses, but hormones that her mom started feeding her at a young age to craft this master plan she’s designed….you know like that time you were feeding that girlfriend of yours sedatives every morning so that she was too tired to leave you…only less creepy, more abusive and more lucrative in the sell out….

Here’s a video of her mocking a “Fame Ruining Her” cover…

Here she is doing a little lip sync to rap video with her fat lips and boyfriend, because her only marketable talent is standing around with a dumb look on her face, lip syncing rap songs…because that’s where that rap /vine market is…weird…so fucking weird.

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2015

25

Sep

Kylie Jenner Drops Her Pants of the Day

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30 minutes ago…Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her with her pants off…whore…

Because Kylie Jenner is a puppet and the family realizes that she’s their answer for the next year to 5 years of content, before Kanye’s kid can start its porn career like its mother…

SO all resources are being pumped into this little one, she’s more interesting to people, because she’s “Hood” and dates “Hood” people in the “hip hop” world…even though there’s nothing street, hood or gangster about hip hop…that shit is for white girls who say “I can’t even…I literally can’t even”…and suburbanites…not gangsters….

That world is pop now, it’s lucrative..while the other one takes on hipster fashion, this one’s gonna be secured in this video vixen world…giving the family more money making potential….since it’s all business…

The interesting thing in all this is that even with all her surgery…she’s not even that cute…but everyone’s all about it…so let’s go along with it until the suicide we expect to happen when it all ends happen…there’s no way her life and the way she’s been exploited will result in anything good…unless she really is just another vapid retard puppet…due to conditioning, programming…but even Elizabeth Smart escaped her cult…it’s bound to happen…

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2015

23

Sep

Kylie Jenner Posts Butt Shots of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is freshly 18, yet her ass totally looks like a mid-20s instagram whore…who gets ass injections…to make herself more appealing at the Vegas pool parties…and clubs…

We call it doing the Kim Kardashian, only those trashy instagram models, aspiring to be Kim Kardashian, have probably spent more time with Kim Kardashian than Kylie. I went to this the other day, the family is too big and self absorbed, that conversation is probably awkward and weird…especially since the mom is trying to turn this one into the new Kim…in body and shade of skin, as being the beige girl who fucks black guys has done amazing for them…they tried it with OJ’s daughter, Khloe Kardashian, but it didn’t work, because everyone assumed she was a the tranny in the family…

Either way, she’s out there with this hip hop video vixen instagram model bootleg, but rich as fuck, body…and persona…so I guess it makes total sense that she’d facetune some booty pics for her FANS…

I am glad the world is more flimsy than they used to be, less loyal, it gives me hope that there will be a move away from all this evil…

Our fickle taste….should take us off instagram, facebook, and the Kardashians…

It probably won’t happen, but in the meantime, Kylie and her plastic surgery have a roundish butt…good times…

Here’s a video of Kylie…

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2015

21

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Hair Gets Pulled Outside a Chris Brown Concert

I can’t think of more horrible way to officially start the week, at least content wise, than to post on Kylie Jenner…the single most obsolete character in pop culture…

She is so far removed from the leader of the pack of rabid attention seeking dogs she calls “her family”…

I have a feeling that I’ve spent more time with Kim Kardashian than this one has, which is not very much time at all.

You see, Kim Kardashian was already living on her own when the sex tape happened, meaning family time was probably limited to once a week or every couple of weeks, or maybe a lunch, you know these rich people, are too into their own shit to bother…

Then the TV show happened, which meant filming for 4-5 weeks, but there are so many of them, they probably never really crossed paths, and if they did, the footage out there of Kylie and Kim together is probably the extent of time she’s spent with Kim..

Yet Kim destroyed this one’s existence, not for giving her a taste for black cock, all girls love black cock, but because Kylie is now forced to have an audience, live up to that audience, and do it as a hip hop video vixen, despite being a rich kid from Calabasas…further proving that hip hop is pop music, and she might as well be aspiring to be Bieber’s back-up dancer…not that it matters..

What matters is that this white girl turn orange, getting her hair pulled, is not a big deal, not just because her hair isn’t hers, but because the Kardashians as a whole…need more videos of them being exterminated….

It’s always the wrong people killed in natural disasters and terrorist attacks…and really mass murder..or plane crashes..

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They are the worst…and I guess her hair being pulled is better than seeing her celebrated more than she’s already celebrated…but I prefer my hair pulling in hardcore 18 year old porn…you know as a cry to connect and matter in a family she’s the least important member of..

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Here they are doing push ups…

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2015

18

Sep

Kylie Jenner White Pants Twerking of the Day

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We can agree these people are worst…

The smartest media manipulators….Daughters of accomplice to a murdering and murderer…made relevant after one turned pornstars to create these creatures, the worst creatures, with a Tranny…who are now twerking on the internet..for their snapchats…that they upload to the internet to

Here is the Kendall Jenner, the other one…in a See Through Outfit of the Day….for Vogue Japan

Kendall Jenner is in Vogue Japan and I guess she’s topless in it…which may or may not be exciting for anyone, because this family is a gang of trashy hookers, but people like trashy hookers, especially when they are rich, even with their Trans, fucking with God’s path…..

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2015

17

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Cameltoe of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner’s here to prove that even at 18, you can have a banged out pussy…

I guess her existence is not as useless as you’d expect being a vapid, spoiled, Truman Show motherfucker, born into the media family that had no time for her…

But luckily TYGA was there to be a predator / babysitter…and I guess she’s worth all her young girl headaches..for all the press…

Sex tape is happening…even if this is as close as it gets…

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2015

16

Sep

Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit of the Day

Kylie Jenner was in a pink bathing suit a few days ago….or weeks ago…probably around her birthday…and for some reason I just saw them now…and figured there is no real timeline needed to post bathing suit pics of Kylie Jenner and her weird, plastic surgery to look like a big booty video vixen, even though she’s the white Kardashian, in what I guess is some program they run out of their basement that makes them look like these off-white, porn face, puppets that lack any real beauty but sure as fuck use make-up to try…

I figured that since these are old, you’d want something recent, like yesterday’s new Snapchat empji animations I fucking hate…and a Kylie in her robe n bed, on her instagram devoted to her snapchats she downloads and re-uploads as part of her media scam to make the world think people care, and I guess they do….

So Here’s a little edit of Kylie’s Snapchat where she proves TYGA is her little bitch…cuz she owns him with her family money and young pussy…cuz no rapper ever lets rainbows in their motherfucking mouths…and her in robes after he reclaimed his masculinity with her 18 year old, probably not that fresh, cunt…

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