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2016

17

Jun

Justin Bieber Falls Through a Trap Door On Stage of the Da

Justin Biber was in Canada performing for a group of obsessed fans, because despite everyone hating the motherfucker, they seem to really love the motherfucker…hits songs, sold out shows, he’s not the child star you’d want him to be, you know killing himself in his hotel room forgotten….we can blame social media for that.

But we can thank social media for Justin almost dying on stage, you know someone got beat up by him and his angry little brat fists, because no body tries to kill a BIEB, especailly not a staffer who you know did it on purpose…

I like to think of this as a demonstration on what his dick did to Selena’s Big Pussy, or maybe Selena is behind this…or maybe it’s just a way to get the sympathy of the people, who would really prefer if it involved a head injury – since dude needs a reset…

I guess what I am saying is there’s something magical about someone walking with this kind of attempted swagger…trip and fall is masterful..organic…authentic and real….unlike everything else about the motherfucker….

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2015

09

Nov

Bieber Asked to Leave Restaurant Chair Flip and His Opinion of Kylie Jenner of the Day

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Here’s what I call “BieberLivesMatter”…because repressed, oppressed, suppressed, like a black man in the deep south in the 50s, unable to enjoy a meal at some expensive restaurant, because the restaurant doesn’t like the crazy fans creating a security issue at their restaurant, because Bieber fans are fucking crazy, but unfortunately not crazy enough to kill him…

So instead of taking the news gracefully, like “oh you’re right I do but not killed off Justin Bieber dealing with his superstardom like an appreciative person…who is reasonable and gets that he sold his soul to the devil, his ass to Usher and that’s why he’s so fucking rich…

Either way, what a brat…I love this video…it’s jokes…

Bieber is also in Billboard and has a quote about Kylie Jenner…that makes no sense, but is still worth reading and thinking “what?”:

Look at her world: She has been living on TV since she was a kid. Every time she’s looking around she sees a camera, and that’s affecting how she’s thinking and how she’s perceiving people and why she has to do certain things … Situations that happen taint your mind, especially in this industry. Especially for girls.”

Here’s Kylie, because posts on Bieber is some faggot shit…

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2015

11

Sep

Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day

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I have never met a lesbian who isn’t angry at the fucking world, I like to say it is because they don’t get enough dick, but realize that’s just ignorant, because based on my dick, that would just make a girl way angrier…and other girls eating them out, is probably a way less traumatic and calming experience, where they don’t need to feel disgusted and worthless while wondering if the smell of my cum will every come off of them…

That said, Bieber is an angry Lesbian, yelling at the Today Show Cameraman in front of a crown, because he’s getting in the way…

It’d be much more interesting, if his Ellen, Sam Ronson, Tilda Sweetin, hair…was blowing in the wind….

I wonder if he became lesbian like other lesbians…by being molested by Usher as a child…paid off and bought…millions and millions of dollars later…

Either way, it all makes sense….and is expected..and I jsut did a Bieber post…what’s wrong with me…I blame the world…

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2015

26

Aug

Justin Bieber, Diplo and Skrillex Troll NY Times of the Day

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I assume this is all part of the Diplo taking over the world and loving every second of it scam…I mean the dude went from being a Philly school teacher who made 100 bucks a night Djing to one of the biggest acts in the world. getting paid huge money, touring over and over again, producing hit after hit after hit, that people like to criticize because it probably takes him under 5 hours to produce a song, because people don’t realize that hit songs from the 60s and 70s also took 5 hours to produce, and the studio session bands would pump out 2-5 hits everyday…but now it’s done on computer…

I think it’s a scam, I don’t think DJs should be getting paid 100,000 dollars a gig, but the kids, the EDM frat boys love the shit, so if they throw money at the act, the act should cash the fuck in…

Not that it matters, it’s all so ridiculous, but so is this New York Times video, are they joking, are they being serious, whatever it is, I watched it drunk and felt it was worth watching for whatever reason…but mainly because they are making fun of themselves…

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2015

04

Aug

Justin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day

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So the Justin Bieber impersonator of the year is Ruby Rose from Orange is the New Black, who is rumored to be a transman, you know a girl who transitions to a dude by taking hormones and cutting off her tits, while growing a dick…

I just think she looks like a fashionable, dark, lesbian…that people like because she reminds them of Angelina Jolie, but maybe people just like big lips on a rock and roll, bullshit tattooed frame…

Because lesbian is trendy, lesbian is now, gender is an obscure concept, we are all just people…people who seem to try pretty hard to identify and differentiate themselves, while being just like everyone else…

Girls are all about this chick…and I think it’s gotta do with her looking like Bieber…or possibly being Bieber…and here she is in a Bikini top…because she’s still a girl and wears bikini tops…

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2015

07

Jul

Ruby Rose or Justine Bieber “Frees The Usher Hole” of the Day

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So yesterday – I asked what the greatest contribution Canada has made to the world…My facebook crew unanimously decided that Justin Bieber in Yoga Pants being Mounted by Chad Nickelback as Avril Lavingne watched pouring maple syrup on your clit….was the winner…

Then Today…he posted a picture of his ass that I assume Usher has “Jared from Subway-ed”…but that is just how the entertainment industry works…

It is interesting the Instagram allows this, but doesn’t allow nipples, or girls in thongs, because thongs are porn…fuck Instagram..and fuck Bieber…like you were Usher…

Unless this is Ruby Rose…

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jul 6, 2015 at 10:52pm PDT

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2015

14

Apr

Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Just Bieber paid the Security to put him in a Chokehold at Coachella, because it gives the media something to talk about, makes him seem like the antagonist who doesn’t follow the rules, and may even offer him some low level street cred as less of a celebrity pussy…that everyone wants to fuck…and more of some kind of rebel…

The fact is that people, even people who say they hate Bieber, get boners when he walks in the room, because he’s Bieber, and all this internet hate on a motherfucker, doesn’t change the fact that people are drawn to the motherfucker…

I mean I saw pics from Fashion parties stoked Beiber was at their party, the same people who call him out as a joker that he is…

Either way, here’s a video of Bieber getting what they say is a choke hold…but that I can’t tell because it was shot on a motorola flip phone…

He’s still a lame as fuck…rich as fuck…everyone wants to fuck…but pretend they hate…because he’s Justin Beiber…

So now get excited that he may have been kicked out of a artist section during Drake….

ALl this shit is just silly…

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2015

07

Jan

Justin Bieber and Lara Stone for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Here’s a busty Lara Stone, who I hate because she had her lawyers come after me after posting pics of her Honeymoon that were shot by the paparazzi, and not by me, because she’s a total unreasonable, snake of a cunt, who feels as though she’s more important than I am sure she actually is…but she does have big tits…big tits in a Camapign for Underwear set to the beat of Justin Bieber’s drum…which is just fucking creepy, since Bieber’s got the face of an androgynous, yet fit, bitch…

The whole thing weirds me out…that’s why I’m posting the shit….because it is just shit…shit that probably cost Calvin in the multi millions to produce…and I guess if I’m noting panty ads on Bieber…the world is…at least 100,000 people…on Youtube so far…not quite sure that’s the world…but definitely worth the millions of dollars…they could have probably produced something viral for under 1,000 dollars…I have 300 ideas that could have gone viral…only one includes catching Bieber sniffing his mom’s panties….He looks like that kind of guy….but these ad agencies are assholes who like getting big budgets, to keep getting big budgets, so they can afford their bullshit lives and expense accounts…it is all lies…

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2014

10

Apr

Justin Bieber Making Out With Some Babe at the Club in Montreal of the Day

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This was emailed to me yesterday…it was taken by a girl who has ignored me on Facebook despite my sweet words of “Let’s sell a sex tape starring you”….and the story is that she made out with Bieber, or fucked Bieber when he was in Montreal partying at some club called Buena Notte that I am banned from.

I have no interest in Bieber’s sex life, or the fact that he has a big model fucking dick, or that he fucks random groupies…

I do find it funny that she makes reference to the fact that he made her sign a hush clause, as he does with all his girls, but she’s give no fucks and wants the world to know he had one night in Bieber, in public, but didn’t monetize it at all..

I don’t know if that’s Bieber, I can’t cross reference the shit, I just know it’s going around locally, and it’s my duty to show you the sluts that Bieber fucks…even if her account is private and I can’t really access all her amazing young french girl who probably has anal on the first encounter…

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2014

10

Mar

Bieber is Jokes of the Day

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To put this in context, Bieber is being interviewed about attacking the paparazzi, by the paparazzi lawyer, who in the event you didn’t know, are evil and represent evil.

I know this because paparazzi lawyers come after me all the time and are on some fucking cash grab, always trying to squeeze money from every angle…

So seeing Bieber, who has a ton of fucking money, all at a young age, is more famous than god, being interviewed and getting worked up, sarcastic and winking at the camera, is amazing.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not a Bieber fan, he’s still a little pussy puppet used by Usher to cum in, but he’s got a great scam going on, and he fucks all kinds of hot girls, and more importantly, he’s rude to idiots who ask him questions, when sometimes you gotta be.

I don’t know what Bieber is being hated on, I mean why should he be nice to these assholes who don’t know the difference between film and video, I wouldn’t be and either would you, especially when your piss is worth more than their yearly salary.

I’m a Belieber.

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