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2014

06

Mar

Justin Bieber Peeing of the Day

I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit.

I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over.

The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber…

I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed.

All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story.

Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok

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2014

03

Feb

Bieber Licking Stripper Nipple of the Day

I was talking to a porn chick who agreed with the rumors I heard that Bieber had a huge penis, however, she had a friend who fucked him and apparently he lasted 20 seconds…if that makes you feel better about him being more man than you…not that his level of manliness even matters because he’s rich and famous and can’t even fuck 1% of the girls who want to fuck him, whether he had a herpes outbreak or not…

That said, here he is sucking stripper nipple with his homie, doing what user taught him, you know not gay if there are a set of implants in the mix and you each have a tit, even if the bitch has a dick…

Boom. Here’s an attempt of hetero proving gone wrong.

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2014

28

Jan

Justin Biber’s Hilarious Music Video Pictures of the Day

Justin Bieber makes me laugh…this is him in Panama after being arrested for DUI charges, because like everyone busted for a DUI, they run off to Panama to shoot music videos, unless this is Panama Beach in Florida, which would probably make sense, but it doesn’t matter, he is a hero of our generation…and everyone may hate him, but it seems like girls still love him, because they know he’s got a 9 inch penis and is more man than 99 percent of you…and that is the biggest joke in all this…besides the fact that he has millions of dollars…and groupies throwing panties/ vag at him everywhere he goes…

Like Chantal Jeffries his new girlfriend who was with him when he got arrested and turned down 20k for an interview – to go to Panama with Bieber…follow the gold…dig dig dig…

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2014

24

Jan

Do Not Sign This Petition to Deport Justin Bieber of the Day

CANADA DOESN’T WANT HIM BACK, WE GAVE HIM TO USHER FOR A REASON ….

Sure, I agree that the little twat deserves to be deported like other Visa holders and Greencard holders who committed lesser crimes. I agree he is a horrible influence on the youth…and when he is in the States he has a bigger reach and thus affects the kids in Canada too…it’s a trickle down effect…however..we still don’t want him back…dead maybe…but not back…so… DO NOT SIGN THIS PETITION

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2014

23

Jan

Justin Bieber’s Awesome Mug Shot of the Day

So everyone is laughing about Justin Bieber…even though it is pretty much expected that some tween worth 200 million dollars doesn’t really have a clue what’s up and that he is going to rebel…and he’s gonna get himself in trouble along the way…paving the way for a premature death thanks to being whored out by his mom when he was 8….

But the dude does take an awesome mug shot…it’s like he was born for this shit…it looks like it is professionally shot, either this cop needs to get into the fashion world, or this was all for a publicity stunt to justify his rehab, to diffuse focus from his drugs and scandal going on back home, and to help spin his story to the public while he is so angelic…sent here to save the tweens…

Next stop premature death.

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2013

01

Aug

Justin Bieber Treats a Phone Like it was Selena Gomez of the Day

Everyone’s favorite illuminati Canadian from Youtube turned bratty weird pants wearing pop star with an ego because let’s face it, he’s Justin Bieber and bigger than god…more importantly, unlike most child stars, he’s still around…they usually fall off after society turns on them…you know locked up with a drug addiction self destructing in a hotel room in Los Angeles…and not still on stage….on stage shoving Cell Phones down his pants and throwing it away, like he did with Selena Gomez…and his tampons…once a month…because anything dressed like this has got to have a vagina…even if said vagina is a man-pussy that Usher has frequented back when they signed their first contract…where at least one of the line items stipulated “You can’t sue me for sexual harassment or molestation”…cuz when millions of dollars are involved and a mother doesn’t really care about anything but those millions…those things can be overlooked…we call it the Disney Clause…

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2012

30

Sep

Justin Bieber Threw Up on Stage of the Day

Justin Bieber is one step closer to Falling the fuck off….as he pukes on stage.

As much as I hate seeing people puking, on the street, in porn, or on my dick when the crackwhore is drunk, dying and and sucking my dick, I love seeing this…

Sure it could be food poisoning, or maybe it is USHER’s semen, dude fills the belly up like donkey in heat or maybe it is drinking, drugs and other ailments today’s youth, especially, former child stars, face….

THis is the video of the fucking weekend.

Here’s some Selena Gomez cuz she sex offended him before her implants / weight gain for marketing purposes….and may still be pretend dating him for marketing purposes to make this post less homo….cuz puking twinks isn’t erotic…it’s just funnny

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2011

01

Jun

Justin Bieber Gives Foot Massages of the Day

Bieber was giving Selena Gomez a foot massage like a little bitch.

I mean this dude is Justin Beiber who has millions of beaver, not only Canadian Beaver, but from around the globe beaver who are willing to lick his fucking asshole for days after he takes a shit and doesn’t wipe, if you know what I mean…..He could have any 16-25 year old girl…

But instead he busts creepy mommy issue moves, you know the shit creepy moms make their kids do to them when their husbands leave them, only on Selena Gomez, the bitch he’s fake fucking for press, only to twitpic the shit, for press, cuz in reality he’s pussy whipped by Usher Raymond and Usher Raymond is the only one getting the “REAL” foot massages…

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