Everyone’s favorite illuminati Canadian from Youtube turned bratty weird pants wearing pop star with an ego because let’s face it, he’s Justin Bieber and bigger than god…more importantly, unlike most child stars, he’s still around…they usually fall off after society turns on them…you know locked up with a drug addiction self destructing in a hotel room in Los Angeles…and not still on stage….on stage shoving Cell Phones down his pants and throwing it away, like he did with Selena Gomez…and his tampons…once a month…because anything dressed like this has got to have a vagina…even if said vagina is a man-pussy that Usher has frequented back when they signed their first contract…where at least one of the line items stipulated “You can’t sue me for sexual harassment or molestation”…cuz when millions of dollars are involved and a mother doesn’t really care about anything but those millions…those things can be overlooked…we call it the Disney Clause…

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