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2024

29

Oct

Selena Gomez’s Fat Tits Survive Ozempic of the Day

Selena Gomez was once packaged as some bi-polar celebrity, which is funny because it seems like all of these celebrities, especially the child stars all end up with mental health issues, diagnosed by their assigned doctors I’m sure, so that they can feed them all the pills to keep them sedated as possible.

She also has LUPUS, one Kidney and has progressively got fatter and fatter in more than just her tits.

Her drunken weirdness when she falls off isn’t all that fun…because you feel for a girl destroying her kidneys that someone died for or at least sacrificed for financial gain for….

She’s clearly in a revival, maybe she’s got her pills sorted out, and she’s on TV, in movies, producing TV, producing movies, running a direct to consumer billion dollar influencer brand and being the most important set of big tits on a troll ever…

I like to assume that part of her comeback is some OZEMPIC for the lazy non-diabetics to shed some weight, but when you’re a pill popper on the brain meds, it could really be anything….INCLUDING DIET AND EXERCISE…but in this OZEMPIC world, who would bother with that when you can get a band aid solution with no longterm studies as to whether it will make your pancreas fall out in 5 years from now.

So as far as I’m concerned the tits, which are likely fake tits, have survived the Ozempic, even though she’s still kinda fat and I’m sticking to it..

That’s ideal when dealing in the Selena Gomez news that isn’t really news because I make shit up.

Here is some Selena Gomez, Industry Puppet, pretending to vote to trick you into thinking your vote matters, because she’s likely paid to do this kind of content, otherwise she wouldn’t because she doesn’t care about the future of the country, she’s terminal and cashing in…

That said, I wonder if she voted MAGA…

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2024

11

Sep

Selena Gomez or Thai Lady Boy of the Day

POP QUIZ TIME…

Selena Gomez or Thai Lady Boy getting ready for the Lady Boy Pageant before being a victim of SEX TOURISM by some old British guy who will pay extra if he get shit on…..

They are pushing as being Selena Gomez and not Selena Gomez AI from some bootleg imaging AI out of China that makes everyone look a little chinese, to normalize their takeover by getting us used to that look….it’s an additional tactic to sending their woman to date all the sad and lonely white dudes, giving them a chance at love, while giving the Chinese women a chance at the American takeover….

But I’m going with THAI LADY BOY all dolled up and ready to pull it’s dick out to jerk off on some PENSIONERS….that’s BRITISH FOR OLD FUCKS…

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2024

30

Jul

Selena Gomez and her Weird STD of the Day

Selena Gomez’s weird STD is that guy she dates who looks like something you’d find at the bottom of a drain at a gay bathouse all matted with homosexual cum….he’s apelike and looks like he smells like some kind of rotting cured meat….but apparently they are in love and he’s likely rich…so it’s not a sympathy connection where he friended her years ago through music, gaining her trust, so that he can move in on her once Bieber moved out…continuously throwing himself at her until finally she agreed to hang out more often, eventually ending up together because he was just such a happy groupie to get with those big tits, knowing they aren’t too big of a commitment cuz she’ll likely die of LUPUS soon and she know that she’s dying of LUPUS so why not spend days with someone….making this love story happen….

I just find him repulsive to look at….but this isn’t. about me, it’s about Selena Gomez making a chick on TikTok famous for DEBUNKING her accusations of Selena having had work done….to which the MEAN TIKTOKER called SELENAS face manged….even though we all know it’s mangled from the LUPUS….only for SELENA to say “I only have botox, my face is mangled cuz of LUPUS”…..only for that TikToker to have got that Celebrity coverage she wanted, only to apologize for being a trollin cunt…and that whole thing is not that fun…

What is fun, is how weird Gomez’s face is….maybe she’ll retweet this to debunk finding her boyfriend in a jungle somewhere, raised by animals, eating all the chocolate beans off the tree….

I would have edited this post, but as you know I don’t edit anything because you don’t read this…I write because my arthritis from 20 years of this isn’t crippling enough – you cocksuckers.

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2024

19

Jul

Pregnant Selena Gomez in the Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know if you can get pregnant when you’ve got half a kidney, lupus and whatever other issues the stunted child star has…

But girl sure looks like she’s managed to make it happen, making me wonder if she’s a miracle LUPUS case, or just that rich people can buy their way out of anything, or more likely…the food lover with a food show and a zoo-like creature as a boyfriend….who apparently also loves food…is just fat.

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2024

06

May

Selena Gomez Big Titty of the Day

I accidentally watched a Selena Gomez cooking show this weekend, she was cooking steak for Wolfgang Puck or some shit and I thought to myself, this girl loves food….

Then today, I see this video of her on a boat with her tits out, and I’m like, girl likes food because she’s got to feed these big fucking tits…

Sure, she’s probably fat as fuck, but when the fat as fuck is cropped out, and even when it’s not, rockin’ tits are rocking tits…

Plus she’s Selena Gomez, making the whole big titty, hormones in the food that made the tits that require more food to feed the tits, so much so that she started a food show…all the better.

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2024

26

Mar

Selena Gomez and her Big Tits Looking Rough of the Day

I don’t really believe that having big tits when you’re fat is all that much of an accomplishment, because I’ve got big tits because I’m fat and it doesn’t feel like all that much of an accomplishment.

I do think that Selena Gomez being alive despite having LUPUS is a bit of an accomplishment, all it took was to farm some organs from some groupies and get that second lease on life….

I don’t know if Selena Gomez and her veiny tits are pregnant from that gerbil looking monster that you know is cumming in her drunk twat as much as he can in order to breed properly.

I do know that I can see the edge of her fat girl nipple as she tests the limits of this top…and that’s always fun if you’re into that kind of thing.

I don’t know if she’s on serious medication, but she does look like she’s medicated, dying, or wasted, fresh out of the gutter after a rough bender….but I like it enough to stare at big sloppy celebrity tit whether on fat girls even when their faces look fucking rugged…she’s got a terminal disease…and she’s famous as fuck…so we can adjust our standards accordingly…

The crackier they are….the more exciting the big tits are.

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2024

14

Mar

Selena Gomez and her Lupus Tits of the Day

I don’t know why Selena Gomez’s tits are so big, maybe another boob job, maybe the natural course of overeating, you know celebrate the fatty for the fat tits, when overeating was all it took.

I like to think it’s a side effect of her LUPUS, if you’re going to have an auto-immune disease, make it one that makes your tits grow out.

I don’t think LUPUS is contagious, but I would be willing to try to suck the LUPUS out of her tits, you know like old school medicine with leeches, where I am the leech….witch doctor shit….

I don’t like fat chicks, even if they have big tits, but when they are Selena Gomez and her basketball cartoon looking child star head, I don’t mind them.

I assume she is trying to mock Olivia Munn who just lost her tits, but really, Olivia Munn is so insignificant, Gomez probably has no idea who she is and is just using her tits like fat girls use their tits, as the only viable thing they have for us to jack off on…or to…depending on how close you are to them.

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2024

12

Mar

Selena Gomez Huge Tits in a Red Dress of the Day

No, Selena Gomez is not wearing a helmet, that’s just the shape of her giant round head. I don’t know if it is caused by the LUPUS that hasn’t killed her or stopped her from being an alcoholic, despite only having on functioning kidney.

I guess when you harvest organs from groupies or opportunists thanks to her level of fame and fortune, you can basically blow out all your organs and swap them out at your discretion.

As it turns out, the fat fucking tank of a woman has grown out her tits, possibly at one of her surgeries where she doubled down with New Kidney, New Tits, New me….but it could just be overeating as her gunt would suggest.

The nice thing about the chipmunk who clearly has been storing up all the nuts for the cold winter ahead, has found love through some other fuzzy fucking pervert who looks like he’s a hybrid animal/human as well….either rat or ape…or a mix of both.

Maybe they are from the same cloning lab that clearly didn’t anticipate this kind of titty development, it’s like straight out of the ATTENTION Walmart shopper who has been raised on junk food, hormones in her food, chemicals in her water, on disability with the giant tits due to the obesity…..and you love it.

HERE IS SOME LIFE CHANGING AI DOING SELENA GOMEZ ALL KINDS OF FAVORS – FEAR THE AI!

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2024

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Titties in Paris of the Day

Selena Gomez brought her titties to Paris and produced what I assume is a TikTok that she has posted to her instagram in Paris.

The video featured her tits, because when you are a fat round face with big tits, you’d be an idiot to not use the tits, especially since we all assume that she bought those tits, or maybe she had her two dud kidney’s used as her implant, in some rich person technological and scientific advancement in organ replacement….PUT THEM IN THE TIT….

She’s a weird one, because her handlers have her medicated and thinking she’s crazy. She disappears for months or years at a time, despite being the most followed on the social media channels, or was at one point….but then she comes back with multiple posts…

It could have something to do with her dating / fucking some troll looking creature who apparently makes music, but who looks like he lives in the enchanted forest where he eats babies….

You know happy in love….so time to post on social media rather than retreat…TITS first, since it’s her only redeeming quality, besides being Selena Gomez…

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2024

20

Feb

Selena Gomez is Feeding her Tits in Paris of the Day

Why post about one child star with kidney failure so bad they’ve cut the line to get a transplant from people who they harvest organs from…..when you can do two….and BOTH of them are French themed….if you don’t know what I am talking about SCROLL DOWN motherfucker…..there’s a Sarah Hyland post where she’s culturally appropriating French fucks and it’s offensive…now big titty big girl Selena Gomez is in France eating pastries as hard as she can cuz she’s a big girls and that’s what big girls do….they eat.

I guess there’s no real fear that it will blow out her already blown out kidneys, even though obesity kills, nothing seems to kill Gomez….not even her LUPUS…so carb load hard for the feeder fetish pervs.

I don’t know where the tits came from, maybe one of the kidney transplants came from a big titty girl and her DNA leveled Gomez up, but maybe she got implants because she was insecure with her wide face and wanted something to make it look smaller, or MAYBE she ate her way into tits…either way, people like tits…even fat ones of fat chicks…it’s a mental illness….

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