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2025

23

Oct

Selena Gomez in Leotard Porn Weirdness of the Day

I am into the leotard as much as the next pervert. Not because I am into Ballet or Aerobics, but because I respect a piece of clothing that touches the ass, pussy and tits at the same time.

I am a basic man, with basic perversions!

I am not sure why Selena Gomez has squeezed into a leotard. She’s a little old and fat for this kind of behavior.

However, she has been ripping lines of OZEMPIC in club bathrooms harder than most, and is a little less fat than she was.

Like all fat chicks who are less fat, but still fat, they feel like they are the fucking star of the show. Like they are the hottest in the room.

When you add that to actually being the star of the show, because your mom sold you to Barney when you were 2 and that led to an addiction of selling her children to an evil industry, your bank accounts support your ego.

So make a fat Selena Skinnier, and bitch who already thinks she is unstoppable, comes at us hard.

Now, I thought she was supposed to die at 30 of Lupus, but I guess farming organs for Kidney transplants changes that.

Maybe she’s not even sick, I mean she was a drunk, a fat fuck, and now on Ozempic, which you’d assume isn’t good for someone with a terminal auto-immune disease.

But GOMEZ is unstoppable…giving her all before premature death….

She may be doing new music, her circus monkey of a husband is an accomplished producer, so they could be dropping the gold….before it’s too late for her.

Maybe she’s trying to elevate herself, make more money, do the Taylor Swift, maybe go on tour and show the world what she’s got….

For now, we have leotard porn, and as a leotard lover, not in a wearing it around the house because I love the way it cups my micro-testicles, but because I like the way it hugs a pussy…here you go…

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2025

10

Oct

Selena Gomez Ozempic Legs of the Day

Selena Gomez apparently did an interview with someone dying of cancer cuz she’s bald as shit.

It may have been a conversation about the CHEMO THERAPY that Selena Gomez had when she was dealing with her LUPUS that for whatever reason didn’t kill her.

Instead, it just made her get a Kidney Replacement that she harvested from her friend and groupie, who she has since written off because those organ doners can be so fucking needy. It’s like they give you the gift of life and they think they fucking own you…..

The kidney replacement and the LUPUS didn’t stop Gomez from hard drinking and getting fat, she blamed it on her the steroids they had her on to keep her alive….

Miraculously, she’s found new life, she’s about 100 pounds lighter, the tits are still there and you’d think it was OZEMPIC, or maybe they just swapped her out with a new clone, because the industry loves Selena Gomez, she’s a money maker and if Disney, her employer is going to have have clones of anyone having clones of her makes the most sense…..especially with the LUPUS.

I don’t know if SELENA GOMEZ legs are a fetish, but they are here….

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2025

29

Aug

Selena Gomez Bikini for her Upcoming Wedding of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, Selena Gomez didn’t die of lupus, obesity, alocholism, or during breast enhancement surgery.

Instead, she got engaged to some creepy but very rich motherfucker who looks like an animal hybrid from some CIA cloning facility in the hallow center of the Hollywood Hills next to Jared Leto’s house.

In getting married, she needs to get into a bikini on what is likely her Bachelorette Party.

It is unclear whether male stripper cock was sucked, or if she saves the cocksucking for when she was coming up in the demonic industry of perverts…

She’s also been on OZEMPIC and less fat as she enters these magical times in her middle aged life…

There is no word on whether she is pregnant or capable of being pregnant due to the lupus…but there are titties in bikini and that’s what matters…ignore the lupus gut…

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2025

26

Aug

Selena Gomez Clenches Ass and Picks Cameltoes in Thong Swimsuits of the Day

Selena Gomez is in Mexico, reconnecting to her Gomez cultural heritage by wearing thong swimsuits on yachts with her semi-glutide semi-skinner semi old semi not dead from lupus body….

While her bestie Taylor Swift is Getting Married as part of some televised marketing stunt…she is picking out frontal wedgies jacked in her big fat vagina….while clenching her ass holding her over eating shit in…

Hot.

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2025

30

May

Selena Gomez Tits and the Grand Priestess of the Satanic Hollywood of the Day

There is a conspiracy theory that Meryl Streep is a high ranking official in a secret cabal of Satan-worshiping elites that control the world.

They want you to think it’s a baseless theory, like it was created in the QAnon hubs of the internet and got some legs, because her making satanic symbols in her daily life shouldn’t be taken seriously. I mean, her and the other satanic symbol throwing celebs who do satanic themed content for no actual reason since no average person asked for it, making you think their may be a higher purposed in their creative direction, like a tribute to their overlord or a reminder that they are committed to the cause…..

What I am saying is that I believe these people eat babies….

Selena Gomez was one of their babies they decided to not eat, but to nurture into one of their own, training her from Barney onwards to be the hero she is.

They even made her sacrifice her Kidney, claiming it was Lupus for her overlords….

There have been ups and downs, not just on the scales with her fatness, but her new found OZEMPIC has helped regulate that.

She’s found a good place, to show off her big tits, likely fake big tits, and she’s doing it with her leader on set from that Disney show, which definitely adds to the conspiracy because it’s Disney…

CHECK OUT THE TITS…

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2025

26

Mar

Selena Gomez Has her TItty Top on of the Day

Her shirt says “all the girls at this party are younger and hotter than me”….but as she’s realized, she’s Selena Gomez and they can be younger and hotter than her, but they’ll never be Selena Gomez….

So even if Selena Gomez hates herself, she’s got a build in mechanism that boosts the ego, that elevates her amongst the pleebs, where all the hot and younger girls at the party are trying to be Selena Gomez, or at the very least being in her entourage, or maybe they’ll get to FUCK the Monkey Selena Gomez is marrying to have a taste of Selena Gomez….she’s just that important…

Anyway, Selena Gomez titty things in a tank top thing for the boner things….or her future husband things’ boner thing….because if you can’t jerk off to Selena Gomez post-ozempic, still alive despite the terminal illness….ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?

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2025

19

Mar

Selena Gomez and her Monkey of the Day

Selena Gomez has dropped a ton of weight, still maintaining her tits, since they are most likely fake, and she’s pretty hot for a middle aged chick with a terminal illness and some dead person’s kidney in her…

No wait, she got her kidney from some groupie or aspiring actress who realized that she can’t be famous, but at least her kidney can, and that fucking counts for something…and that girl is still alive, even if her career is dead.

Anyway, I’ve been to petting zoos, or those Safari experiences when you drive through and see all the wild animals…

I understand that Selena Gomez, who may be a glitch from the Disney cloning lab, at least due to her genetic condition….probably has no choice but to get with a human/monkey hybrid they’ve been creating in the Disney cloning lab….

This dude claims to be human, but looks all ape to me….a very rich fucking ape because he produced the MOVE LIKE JAGGER song by Maroon 5 that I feel must be responsible for at least 12 suicides…

Anyway, he’s fucking Selena Gomez, who is now less fat…and you’re not…ape sex maybe…but she’s famous and needs weirdness to get off, you all those years of sexualized by perverts hardens a girl’s fetishes…

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2025

24

Feb

Selena Gomez and Gracie Abrams Star in Benny Blanco’s Sexual Fantasy of the Day

Kamala Harris Supporting and Abortion Loving Gracie Abrams, the daughter of J.J. Abrams partnered up with Selena Gomez in a fetish video for a song they’ve put out together, shot by Selena’s zoo animal husband Benny Blanco.

Benny Blanco is the super rich music producer who was trained by Dr Luke, who was accused of raping Kesha for the sake of Kesha getting out of her contract with him, since he basically created her, and no one like being chained to a man who created them into pop stars who made millions, instead of remaining the degenerate try-hard hipster she was destined to be, because everyone likes to take credit for their accomplishments, forgetting the DICK had to be SUCKED to get where they got. It must be some kind of whore coping mechanism that allows them to deal with the fact that they are only where they are at from being whores, since not everyone is wired to embrace the whore years like a Kardashian, but instead feel like shit about it.

So when you feel like shit….BLAME THE MAN WHO CREATED YOU….by trying to #MeToo him. Selective rape from decades earlier.

Benny Blanco created the song MOVES LIKE JAGGER with Maroon 5, which is enough reason for society to stone him to death in some mercy killing, or honor killing, HOW DARE YOU bring “art” like that to the minds of the retards, knowing the secret sauce to make hits.

Apparently, that song along made him 50 million dollars….and good for him, because he looks like he escaped from the zoo, or the cloning laps under Disney where they are genetically modifying humans with more than just MRNA shots, but with actual animal DNA and he landed with the rodent. The money is just a small compensation for what he has endured and luckily he gets to fuck Selena Gomez, or girls who look like Selena Gomez. They’re engaged.

They’ve decided to do a cash grab album that they probably shat out over a weekend or a few hours because they’ve got the formula figured out.

The album needs music videos, but due to their laziness, they decided to shoot it on Benny’s phone.

It feels like Tarantino casting himself to suck Selma Hayek’s toes in one of his movies.

It’s like he’s got a fetish for Selena Gomez looking girls, throwing both in bed looking like high school girls at a slumber party sleepover, before pulling out his cock….since his career options were limited to music producer, circus freak, or Ron Jeremey’s replacement in the porn world since it’s been missing that kind ape/rodent/human hybrid looking character since Ron Jeremy got locked up.

This came out last week, but I’m slow in most ways, but it’s only hit #13 in Yotuube music with 2.5 million views, which is less than an OF model gets jumping rope.

Celebrity is DEAD…thank god we are here to watch it die the slow death….

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2025

14

Feb

Selena Gomez Has her Pants Off with her Pet Monkey of the Day

I have been staring at Selena Gomez’s pussy in these panties for a recent magazine shoot with her pet monkey.

I am trying to figure out why there is a seam on her leg, is she an actual fuck doll made out of fabric like the one you crafted out of dolls you bought at the thrift store?

Is she wearing a sheer pair of shape-wear tights to cover-up her pock marks, LUPUS sores or cellulite since she’s fat fuck even on Ozempic….

I see panties, I see thigh highs, I see garters and I see a tattoo of hands praying for when you fuck her missionary it looks back at you in a hopeful way that you’ll be ok…

Is this like one of those tourist shirts, where they have the bikini silk screened on, or is she in panties on panties on a pair of tights….

It’s twisted, this is one sick bitch….literally…she has Lupus and has had her kidney’s replaced hard enough for her pet Monkey to see dollar signs when she dies prematurely…like his ejaculation when he first got with her because he was so overwhlemed a celebrity and not a groupie hooker trying to use him to get ahead was letting him inside her….beastiality shit.

For those of you who don’t know, her pet money is the writer and producer of the song “Moves Like Jagger” which has made him a lot of money, but that has polluted our minds and ears since it happened….it’s a from of RAPE, ear RAPE and for that he should be banished to an island with the other apes who rape….

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2025

28

Jan

Selena Gomez Fake Cries for Illegals of the Day

If you’re like me, then you’re loving this outrage of removing illegals out of your country.

I’m the kind of motherfucker who has wanted to be legal in the USA for as long as I can remember because the one time I tried to get a green card post 9/11, I was denied and I’ve never recovered….

So as I sit in my socialist hell that is Canada, hoping to be turned into a 51st state, knowing it will not happen….I get mad at the illegals for getting away with it, it is pretty fucking entitled of them….knowing that there is a process to follow.

I also know that the evil regime in charge is using immigration to destroy the fabric of all our countries, so that we have no identity, so that the people who move in don’t assimilate into the culture, but instead bring their own culture and box the locals out of it.

For some reason they try to pretend it’s racist to hate illegal immigrants, when it’s not really a color or race thing, I am sure people of all colors hate illegal immigrants ruining their country, it’s an asshole stain on society, where people enter criminally because they are criminals and think it’s OK to steal residency from people who actually spend years trying to get it….

So I’m all for the mass deportations of criminals, because being an ILLEGAL is being a criminal and fuck you for your entitlement….GO HOME…

ANYWAY….

Selena Gomez posted an unhinged mental breakdown that was clearly staged acting, in attempts to get her fans to fall for her bullshit tears, because she’s a puppet of the industry and does what she is told. They call it VIRTUE SIGNALING.

5 years ago, Selena Gomez crying about the media’s agenda, whether it was COVID, illegals, mental health issues, or any other bullshit cause….the world would embrace the tears, pretend they were authentic and follow along with her nonsense.

Instead, we are now sophisticated enough to see through the fakeness, the lies, the attempt to manipulate through tears like a psycho girfriend….

So we laugh at her, call her out for being out of touch and retarded in her politics….and JERK OFF TO THE TEARS WE’D USE AS LUBE if we could..

She deleted the video because she got ratio-ed by the generation that also hates illegals and want to make America Great, regardless of whether they like the Orange Man or not….

Get with the program Selena Gomez….you mental case clown….but at least it is hilarious….

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