Selena Gomez has managed to create the worst possible bikini picture of social media of all time, which is a pretty big accomplishment since she’s an industry princess, an earner, someone with a huge amount of budget, access, and probably some pros on her team that are trained and experienced, even the best in what they do….yet this is what they captured.

Then you’ve got to factor in that she’s Selena Gomez, who is already so fucking famous, that she doesn’t ned to do this low hanging fruit bikini selfies like a girl who just tuned 18, just launched an OnlyFans, and is just trying to get an audience to their channel…..I mean this is Selena Gomez…why the clickbait…

Is it to show off the new big tits, is it to show off the kidney transplant scar, you know, LUPUS, I mean there are ways for her to go viral, with tits, and Kidney Scar that we’ll assume means she can’t get pregnant when you cum in her, and this ain’t one of them….but some pixelated Gomez titties from a distance with the sun is still worth a post, it’s Selena Gomez, regardless of how bad this shot is.

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I have a hard time believing that Selena Gomez is this happy, but I’ll still watch her awkwardly do some Salsa dancing to remind you that she’s got some kind of latin roots, I mean her last name is GOMEZ people…

I do think that we should all go through life with the same level of enthusiasm to show everyone how much bigger her tits miraculously got on their own….reminding them to not let the shit in the world, like Kidney Transplants due to lupus get in the way of remembering they are rich as shit, famous as shit, and the world is their fucking oyster….

Unfortunately, I’m not into the dancing on the internet, I find it really awkward and weird and I am actually amazed that so many young people have got rich and famous because of embarrassingly awkward dancing….but I’m an out of touch old guy who only like his dancing at strip clubs and night clubs….assuming they are no longer “banned”….because during covid, they banned dancing in Canada, like Footloose, but without Kevin Bacon’s angelic dancing feet sent from heaven or from the Groomers at Disney, either way, I don’t trust her, but will watch her dance slutty like she’s still Bieber’s back-up dancer, dancing on his underage dick, while she was of age….SEX OFFENDER or SEX OFFENDED….I guess we’ll never know.

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I just did a post on Bieber’s weak wife who gets strokes at 25 like some kind of crackhead, so I figure it’s only right to post the girl he left for the broken one, Selena Gomez….who I watched in the Steve Martin / Martin Short / Podcast mystery on Disney the last few days accidentally and thought she was pretty emotionless, but definitely not irritating, and had NO idea she was nominated for a CRITIC CHOCIE award, which is meaningless….but still something….

However, I accidentally watched the first 30 minutes of the Critic’s Choice awards, and found out she was nominated….because she was on the red carpet looking hot in this red dress…

Yes, despite hating award shows and Hollywood in general, I watched an award show, because I figured if I didn’t, no one would….but I didn’t watch all of it, becaus it was terrible, woke…..

I guess sometimes you have to put yourself through the shit you hate, maybe even start a website about the thing you hate, and post about it for 18 fucking years daily….you know because there’s a variety of self abusive behavior, from hard drugs and drinking, to self mutilation to release all that anger, rage and mental anguish of being a human in the most lazy era of society, hence all the fucking whining…

Anyway, it was a nice reminder that Hollywood is fucking trash, these people are fucking trash, their comedy is fucking trash….because the only GOOD joke of the night was from RAY ROMANO about his wife and him not having sex…

You know when RAY ROMANO brings the “BANGERS” you’re in a bad place in society..unless of course you see all the woke, inclusive, UKRAINE agenda as parody or satire, which I do….these narcissists don’t care about anything….but they like hearing themselves talk apparently….

I made it to the HALLE BERRY speech and I just had to turn it off, she forgets she’s as white as she is black, so her black plight seems more delusional than anything to me…then the whole speech about women needing their own stories because women are this, and that, and this and that…she had a rant…that no one fucking cared to hear…we get it…women are women…and guess what…WOMEN have been writing TV and MOVIES and RADIO NOVELLAS…and books, and novels, SINCE the beginning of the industry…so this revisionist history that it’s a WHITE MAN world is just idiotic…in the 1950s the most popular show was an “interracial” show…in the 1950s…so fuck off…

Anyway…I accidentally watched the critic’s choice award and if anything was to make you NEVER want to be a part of HOLLYWOOD…that is probably it….but Selena Gomez was there, didn’t win apparently, but looked amazing, and that’s better than having a stroke….

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I just saw these bikini pics of her, I probably already posted them, but why not post them again!

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I don’t know if this is really Selena Gomez showing a little of her actual personality, rather than the sterile version she’s been conditioned to use as her public persona, you know since she wants to be taken seriously in the industry and the world, or doesn’t want to piss off the people who pay her a lot of money, by being some out of control rich brat who does what she wants.

I have a hard time thinking that this is actually her, but we’re in a weird time where raciness and raw shamelessness is just standard practice, it makes a celebrity more real, believable and interesting, cuz that whole acting thing is lame….

We’ll call this 1 girl, 1 cup, doing her best PEE STANDING UP because that’s progressive and how we push forward as a genderless society….

We know that she’s an industry sweetheart, which could be considered an industry puppet, which at this point in this blogging history, we know is far more dark that it is presented to us. That whole “not so innocent” despite playing innocent probably happened when she was still a teen….

We also know that she probably peed on Bieber, which may make the peeing in the cup all the more fun.

I realize this is just peeing in a cup, something people do when they have to pee, it’s NORMAL….not weird sex stuff and nothing to be embarassed by…

If anything, I find this version of Selena Gomez, or the Selena Gomez lookalike far more exciting and interesting, I mean this should be her instagram feed ALWAYS….

If we’re going to go this route, where everyone’s trying to get their kicks, that dopamine release from being fun and funny and half naked with your pants pulled down….let’s fucking run with it, amplify it, celebrate it.

I have consistently not thought of Selena Gomez as hot or interesting as a celebrity, except maybe of the behind the scenes shit she does, but welcome her changing that opinion with this goodness.

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I don’t know if this is an actual picture of Selena Gomez because it looks like some sort of hack photoshop job, but I am not a reporter, this is not news, I am all for misinformation and fake news in part because it’s usually truth….but when it’s applied to topless top tier celebs, just pulling their engorged mom in need of breast feeding looking tits out for some sun, you know for the LOLZ…it’s amazing….

I am not a Selena Gomez fan, I’ve laughed at her chipmunk LUPUS bloat, she’s always been a creepy looking midget to me, but I don’t hate the bitch…I mean that would require caring….

She’s probably the worst coddled and entitled puppet of the industry, but she did produce and put together SPRINGBREAKERS so there’s some raciness to her resume…but never this kind of racy, not that showing tit is that racy, it’s just not really expected.

I guess there would have to be some raciness involved in becoming a top tier child star to adult star, you know that shit comes with a price….and she’s seen some shit beyond Bieber’s boner….

Maybe her Kidney transplant wasn’t even due to the LUPUS but rather part of their weird rituals…I DO NOT KNOW…or really care, I’m loooking at a swollen tit that I didn’t expect Selena Gomez to have…even though I’ve been saying she’s had breast implants since her Kidney Transplant or that she could just be fat…..I’ve never had to face the reality of that….and may not be now…since it’s probably not Selena Gomez, but let’s run with it anyway, because tits being flashed, celebrity tit or not, is EXCITING….for a celebrity based website like this…even though I don’t give a fuck about celebs and think Hollywood is the fucking worst stain on society…despite watching movies all day like the mindless shill I am.

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez selfie where she’s holding her tits is from and who really cares…it is just s nice reminder that where there is a vagina, there is a slutty selfie, and that even the most famous of stars, who were never known for being slutty, even if behind the scenes they’ve been slutty for all the execs along the way, is out here with her tits behaving like a basic girl trying to get noticed, but is ALREADY noticed….

So when Selena Gomez is doing slutty content, that may not be slutty in this throat fuck era of “look how many sharpies I can put in my asshole” kind of way, but in the world of top celeb like Selena Gomez, is basically the same thing….because there’s a heirarchy of the nude selfie for attention and when you don’t need to be nude and any selfie you take will get millions and millions of views, being topless in it is next level thirsty…and motherfucker, I like to drank not that Selena Gomez’s body is all that great, now that she’s chubby and her belly’s hanging out, but it’s still a topless Selena Gomez and that’s enough.

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I just wrote a pretty disorganized rant that came from the depths of my soul about Vanessa Hudgens being some disgusting, over sexualized, 30 something year old Disney Kid, who you know is being told what to do, since these people have no minds of their own, and wouldn’t be out there being half naked and slutty on the internet if they weren’t told to, they worked too hard for their careers to throw it away with smut…so this is just one of her “characters” or “alter egos” at work…to brain wash the kids…

Well, Selena Gomez with her stripper pole that I doubt she has the upper body strength to support her weight on, but that she’s using because she’s also a Disney kid, or equivalent, and must push this porn agenda on the retards too….

GREAT JOB…cuz they aren’t rich enough to just shut the fuck up, instead they must be used as vehicles of propaganda…

However, unlike Vanessa Hudgens, this middle-aged looking body in bike shorts that don’t do her any favors, rocking her weird looking senior citizen looking chin skin, that could be part of her Kidney Failure Lupus bloat, you know when it’s not flaring up, it just sort of hangs there ready….but yeah, unlike Vanessa Hudgens, her attempt at smut with the socially accepted stripper pole, I mean I saw two fat dykes practicing in the park with a portable stripper pole, this is a real fucking movement of trash….but these two fat dykes are less erotic than any stripper pole show I’ve ever bought a lap dance from…

Save the stripper poles for the strippers, and stick to your shitty acting and making stupid money as a marketing puppet for these people who pay you….trash…

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Here’s Selena, the Disney Princess who looks more like a Disney toad, and not just because she’s had to have her kidney replaced with organs she’s harvested from fans….

Doing a little dance with her ass, in an outfit that would get a girl fucked at the bus stop…

Something you’d expect to be put behind a paywall, or you’d hope you be behind a paywall yet being given away for free….but they say nothing in life is free…so what’s being sold here?

I did just see at least three camel toes from across the street and I didn’t even have my glasses on…and I can barely see across the street…maybe they were pregnant and their pussy SWOLL….but it happened and one was a fat chick with a Selena Gomez looking ass….it was nothing good…..that’s for sure…and either is this.

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I don’t actually follow Selena Gomez or her life, so I only know that today is her birthday because I went to twitter, even though they’ve deleted me, to see what was going on with the sites I tried accessing at 11:30 am that weren’t working, only to realize that no one was posting shit about it, there were no news stories, I thought my computer was hacked, but realized that all the sites were hosted by the same evil publicly traded company, and that their biggest shareholders are two sketchy as fuck companies that are the biggest shareholders in most publicly traded companies, to remind you that the system is rigged.

Anyway, one of the trending stories was that Selena Gomez, who I think has a deal with the social media platforms as one of the Disney Heroes, but that’s besides the point….the trending story along with “HOMOSEXUALITY”….seriously, why would that fucking trend…..was “It’s Selena Gomez’s birthday”….so why not stare at her in a shitty upskirt..

I don’t find Selena Gomez sucking off lipstick like it was Bieber’s dick all that hot, but she’s in thigh highs, so I guess it’s a Disney Kid gone wild, even though they’re all wild.

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I saw these big titty in a bikini pics of Selena Gomez the other day, I may have posted a few of them already, because her tits looked huge, without realizing the rest of her looks huge too..body positivity – don’t body shame…bullshit…

She’s helping one of her BFFs promote her bikini line and in keeping with the “don’t edit your photos” kick, she’s not editing her photos…and hoping you all just look at the big tits….

I am someone who thinks everyone who isn’t anorexic is fat and by default think fat is bad and like the do the body shaming, I’d be inclined to bust every fat girl joke I could pull out of my half retard brain…I am sure there are a lot of them….probably none that good…but still jokes…I got jokes…somewhere…promise..

More than being someone who LOVES to body shame people, I am very against all the photoshop and filters going on with Social Media where trolls are putting themselves out there like they are babes and no one, even their own friends don’t call them out, cuz they are doing it too…

I find that as disturbing as so many other things that are going on in our society….the lies we are being fed, the fucking with young people’s mind, the importance on hating yourself so much you can’t post your real self, the curation of a lie of a life to try to make other people envy them, the faking the numbers on their social media to get brands to pay them out….you know it’s all fucking bullshit…

So seeing Selena Gomez about 30 pounds fatter than she used to be, probably being laughed at by the skinny Hailey Bieber trying to feel better about herself for marrying her crush like the groupie she is, but knowing she’s a fraction the talent, relevance and celebrity that Selena Gomez is, but at least she’s skinnier…right….

But seeing her like this is refreshing, since the Kardashian world has ruined real bodies…even if real bodies look better fit, at least they aren’t fucking lying to us like eveyrone else is….PLUS…the titties are huge for Selena Gomez and that’s a win…

Calling her brave for posting her unedited pics, is basically what’s wrong with the media, they should be calling people fakers and liars for NOT posting unedited pics…dumb fucking world…..Let’s astral project ourselves out of here…

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