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2021

02

Jun

Selena Gomez Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

You’ve heard the song “Betty Davis Eyes”…but have you heard the song “Selena Gomez Thighs”….this thick legged midget puppet who was created in a lab where she was given LUPUS in order to mind control her…kidney transplant cuz she’s rich and stole a kidney from a more deserving person…only to think she’s more deserving cuz she’s Selena Gomez…is looking like the dog shit you’d expect her to look like…but 288 million people still follow her so she can look like trash and still matter…because people aren’t mean enough to these people despite them being evil…

I did zoom in on her pussy, to see there’s some weirdness going on in the photo edit, like that she hasn’t got a vagina at all, which could be what her “Kidney Transplant” was actually about…a vagina sealing…but if that was the case, what would the rich execs play with at their business meetings with her…unless of course…that’s what happens to the child stars at 18 and the elite have no use for them….LOL…JOKES>..right..?

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2021

02

Apr

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Throwback of the Day

Selena GOmez Swimsuit

I don’t know why Selena Gomez is posing in this swimsuit like a fat 50 year old mom trying to hide her gut would pose…but it’s probably because she’s trying to hide that gut…we call it LUPUS BLOAT…which you’re not allowed to say when talking Selena Gomez because people get outraged when you make fun of an auto-immune disease like Lupus, even though you believe that auto-immune diseases are a myth, or a symptom of something else, because no living cell would want to KILL itself…unless it was suffering from the debilitating disease called DEPRESSION…which I don’t even consider a disease either…but instead think of as a product of society failing humanity because we aren’t wired to live this way….while people like Selena Gomez end up in and out of rehab…and Demi Lovato make songs about her heroin overdoses to glamourize it for the kids…because we’re fucked…

Anyway, Selena Gomez is not tucking her balls in this shoot, I feel like she is a legit woman, even if she looks more like a furry or cartoon character than a human, some Barney costume designer went a little over the top when he created her kind of thing….

I do think it’s an old pic cuz her tits are bigger than this, her face more muppety, you know it must be all those anti-rejection meds she’s on for her Kidney.

I don’t know why her Right Nipple is more visible than the left, but we’ll assume it’s got something to do with her genetics being a mess and in conclusion….BAYWATCH this is not….you can red one piece..but that don’t make you Pam tho.

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2021

22

Mar

Selena Gomez in some Titty Top of the Day

I guess when your tits miraculously grow after your boyfriend Bieber leaves you for a rich girl who has nothing to offer the world besides being a bootleg Kardashian, you have no choice but to show them off, especially when it’s to promote your beauty collection that you’ve launched because you team knows that direct to consumer beauty brands are the scammiest cash grab around….the world is now the Home Shopping Channel, but it seems like desperate because it’s instagram….

I have said some pretty horrible things about Selena Gomez over the years, I just don’t like puppets created by Disney and I don’t trust them or their influence over the kids, plus she’s rebuilt her face and body, to look more like some gutter sugar baby from Toronto or some other irrelevant and obscure city that isn’t NYC/LA or Miami..you know the second or third tier sugar babies….when she’s Selena Gomez and doesn’t need none of that….just take that LUPUS bloat and OWN it girl…if she even has Lupus, that could also just be an angle to get sympathy out of the fans and distract from being in and out of rehab….for being an unstable shell of a person who has a lot of money that came with a price….you can’t sell your soul without there being consequences…

I don’t actually give a fuck about Gomez on any level, even though she secretly produced and put together SPRINGBREAKERS….like it was Miami Spring Break this weekend, with more James Franco playing RiffRaff on his Birthday…

Point being…there is not point…to anything….but Selena’s funny in that she disappears UNLESS she is promoting shit, girl can’t just document her life and fake being a human, she’s just ALL marketing, ALL sales…cashing in…and this is some of that….her having a Spanish album for Mexico….to pander to that angle…becuase if there’s a will and by will I mean money there’s a way to manipulate it out of people…I mean what else is that point of being Selena Gomez…

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2021

12

Mar

Selena Gomez Blonde Wig Big Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez Blonde Wig

I don’t know what Selena Gomez is doing but I’ll just assume it is part of some mind control bullshit to manipulate her audience or distract them or some shit…not because I am a conspiracy theorist, but because these child stars like Demi Lovato, Selena, etc are all fucking weirdos who disappear and make appearances with their super celebrity status and for whatever reason never get officially cancelled because too many people have their hands in their pockets and profit off them….it’s basically the Britney Spears story…sold by your parents who mooched off your earnings and now who you working for?!

I don’t know what the new look is, but it’s probably by design, as everything she does is by design, which is why she fucking sucks…anything contrived and not even to feel like it is real, natural or authentic…just comes across as weird…but she does have fake tits and I may not like fake tits…but I still consider them tits…barely tits…but still tits…and that’s what matters.

I have a hard time believing anyone things Selena Gomez is interesting, cool, amazing….or anything beyond some bloated Chipmunk who had a kidney removed due to a terminal illness she hasn’t died from….but she’s the kind of celeb who doesn’t need to be interesting, cool or amazing, and the people will still buy what she’s selling…because she’s been brainwashing them since they were kids watching her round face on Barnard the Purple Dinosaur…

It’s all pretty creepy..but not as creepy as the fake goth trans she’s with…I wonder if he gave her one of hr other organs, I hear that’s how she chooses friends….to enter the world of Selena…a world that smells like Lupus Feces and tears….cuz she broken…

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2021

17

Feb

Selena Gomez Looking Like Shit to be Relatable of the Day

Selena Gomez is some Disney created or Disney Owned piled of dog shit who is clearly a fucking puppet and everything she does is totally contrived…

So this is her, assuming it is her and not a misidentification of her, trying to seem normal and relateable, because it’s that easy to brain wash people…I mean all Bella Thorne had to do with her Disney Kid training to get people to buy into her new act as some youtuber, relevant, young slutty, sex positive, horny, pig of a human, which is what the young people are into…is fart on camera and post pics of her soiled panties a few times…

So this is Selena being “real”…even though nothing about her is real and she only uses social media when she’s pushing an agenda which is usually tying to sell something…from her HBO cooking show, to a Spanish Album…it is ALL pandering…

So someone told her “get more real, post some pics of you chilling at home, not glammed up’…and this is what they came up with…

Nothing hotter than a bitch who looks like she’s on her period, or dying of a terminal disease, like Selena Gomez is, just posting up on her couch like some lazy slob who can be a lazy slob since she’s got a team of people who do anything she wants them to do…

I mean, this is a little too real, you know the kind of real you feel when you cross reference your wife now to your wife when you met and she still tried….either way, pretty disgusting, sad, wrong…not how I expect my billionaire celebs trying to be “real” when we know they aren’t real…so stop trying you brainwashing fucks….

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2021

07

Jan

Selena Gomez Another New Face of the Day

I guess Selena Gomez was tired of being the chipmunk faced midget she always was, so she gave Bella Hadid’s surgeon a call and said “Make me asian”…

Becuase I don’t know what is going on here, but it could be a result of her Kidney Transplant, maybe it’s altered her entire look to make her look more ethnic since ethnic is in….

It’s weird to think that a girl who was already muppet faced like a Kardashian because of her LUPUS Bloat, is out here trying to get a jawline and cheekbones…

I think Selena Gomez is one of the worst things to be shat out of Hollywood. She’s just a puppet surrounded by yes men with a terminal disease who is in and out of rehab and who only surfaces for monetary purposes like promoting whatever bullshit she’s paid to promote…so I’m not here thinking this is hot or that you should jerk off to…it’s just to say this bitch, owned and operated by Disney, is dog shit.

I mean Bieber had to marry some third tier celebrity rich kid to escape her bullshit…

Nice looking car though….

For a face reference, here’s BELLA HADID who doesn’t deserve her own post because she’s a fucking demon….here you go.

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2020

03

Nov

Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the Day

This is more than just a Selena Gomez panty flash for CR BOOK china, as the Fashion magazine has realized Chinese people are rich and would be a hot place to have a magazine, the population alone is mental and into American things like luxury brands, so why not cash in on China the way China has cashed on on America by stealing their Intellectual Property in exchange for slave labor in factories they own 50% of….it’s also a Selena Gomez potential nipple in a sheer top, even though I’d expect her nipple to be a darker tone, the way being Mexican would imply….

Speaking of SLAVES….here’s Selena Gomez…a slave to her parents who was sold to an industry and who clearly made a fortune, established an enormous celebrity and fanbase, but for whatever reason is still a shitty, unstable, in and out of rehab, pile of shit….that I’d like to blame her parents and the industry for, but she can take responsibility for her own shitty self…but the public just feel sorry for her because she has LUPUS or something…I mean she’s so vile that Bieber had to marry Hailey Bieber to escape the GOMEZ wrath…

She does look different than she used to look, photoshop? New face? Who fucking knows…. I just see some coddled over hype trash doing Luxury Fashion campaigns and am reminded that she fucking sucks.


Here’s her nipple



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2020

24

Sep

Selena Gomez Scars of the Day

Selena Gomez Scars Swimsuit

Obviously there’s nothing wrong with Selena Gomez doing a swimsuit photoshoot for some attention, she’s a huge star with fake tits and a fake face, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with them….

I mean unless you’re repulsed by her Kidney Transplant scar, I guess they went in through her leg, unless that was part of another operation, like getting her dick chopped off…I mean she’s a child star, weirder things have happened…just as Jamie Lee Curtis…

I am not into scars, I don’t have a scar fetish, but some people do….maybe they like the fact the bitch is diseased with some auto-immune disease that isn’t AIDS, making her weak and in need of being taken care of, assuming you believe her whole LUPUS thing….maybe they like that she harvasted the organs from some low level celebrity looking for some fame….maybe they like the way she looks, probably photoshopped, but then again she has one job to do and that is look good….so this could be her looking good.

I just find the whole thing annoying, in part becasue Selena Gomez isn’t hot, in part because she’s some unstable loser who cries mental health issues and hits rehab often, in part because she’s still obsessed with Bieber….the one who got away…..but mainly because she’s producing clickbait to promote her album. so it’s strictly for the cash grab and money, she’s not into communicating or interacting with her fans…so it’s a fair weather swimsuit selfie she’s staged….and I don’t like that lack of authenticity…

You know there are bitches like Vanessa Hudgens who just fucking love being a whore on social media, then you have Selena Gomez and bigger, richer star…who just does the whore on social media when she’s got something to promote…it just takes away from the pure intentions of celebrity…and the entertainment industry…you know since they aren’t all shitty money grubbing pieces of shit.

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2020

22

Sep

Selena Gomez Handlebars of the Day

Selena Gomez Pigtails

Selena Gomez is a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, famous as fuck, loser who isn’t even hot, but is looking better than she used to thanks to some tits and a new face…it’s the little things that make all the difference for the dying of an autoimmune disease stain on popculture that for whatever reason hasn’t died yet, despite the one person I’ve ever known with LUPUS dying at 28….because I guess he wasn’t rich enough to harvest organs from fans to use to keep him alive like this Frankenstein bitch.

What I hate about Selena Gomez, despite hating everything about Selena Gomez if I really think about it, not that I take any of this hate home with me, I am actually indifferent and my hate is only temporary when writing the site…I look at see just how disgusting this money grubbing pig is…so what I hate for the sake of this post, but that I don’t actually care either way about, is that she disappears when she’s not promoting things, then comes out strong when she is promoting things, and that fake smile is just her acting her way through it to get paid, and her celebrity isn’t authentic or something she’s into, she acts like it’s a burden her mom exploited her for, and that she’s some mentally unstable freak because of it….a mentally unstable freak who lives in a castle and is surrounded by “Yes Men” telling her how awesome she is all day while she doesn’t have to do anything, she has staff for that.

I just think she’s too rich for her hotness level, too annoying…but her hair is done up in a throwback handlebars for when you fuck em from behind and maybe that excites some of you chubby mexican lovers, you know you just can get enough of the tacos at the taco stand by your house and the 300 pound mamacita guacs so good..unlike Selean Gomez, who is boring even when she tries far too hard…

Selena Gomez Pigtails

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2020

14

Sep

Selena Gomez Braless Dance of the Day

There is nothing worse than when these whores decide to self promote because they have some money making scheme they need to draw attention to and they know with their superstar celebrity fan base they can just hop on like they haven’t been radio silent for years….to USE those fans to make her more stupid money….

This trash and her LUPUS I am convinced is just some angle to get more attention, is now doing songs and dances with her fake tits out, rocking her new face, probably confused as to why Hailey Bieber is way fucking hotter than her, while her midget troll mentally unstable, disrespectful, spoiled little trashy brat attitude goes in and out of rehab because she can’t handle being so rich and famous despite barely fucking working until she needs to mooch off her audience to buy shit.

MORE IMPORTANTLY…

This garbage human is wearing a “VOTE” shirt to encourage you all to vote because we need SELENA GOMEZ, the most detached celebrity out there, to tell us how to fucking live, from her mansion she barely knows how to live in, because she’s all fucking broken..

Keep your fucking politics to yourself dancing monkey, and keep on dancing because it’s monetization time for you…..mooch fuck.

Not a fan of this average at best, overrated, overhyped, ego you know thinks she’s the best, until she realizes she’s the worst, and tries to kill herself, medicate herself, and check herself into rehab where she talks about herself…celebrities fucking suck and are beyond lame on all levels..

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