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2023

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

No this isn’t the angry single mother who works as a school bus driver or as a crossing guard to pay the rent, you can tell by the eyelashes that she comes from money, even if she looks like she’s struggling…it’s some empowering natural look despite making tens of millions selling make up to insecure girls on the internet to NOT have the natural look. Explain that, you bare face SHAMER…who cries about being body shamed, when you’re fucking shaming people into buying beauty products like some kind of patriarchal man telling a woman she’s no enough without make-up….

Don’t let that receding hairline or bald spot throw you off, this isn’t menopause, but it could be a horomonal disaster thanks to the whole having LUPUS shit…YES, I gave it away, it is SELENA GOMEZ…the LUPUS always gives it away….

She has recently been going viral by pretending to be sad people body shame her, forgetting that she’s rich as shit off the people who body shame her, so maybe it comes with the fucking territory…

Any fat fuck knows when they go to family dinner, their grandma body shames them, saying “Oh aren’t you fat now”….so why the fuck wouldn’t the people of the internet you try to manipulate into feeling like they know you not do the same fucking thing when you get fat..

She whines about mental health, she deletes her social media, only to come back to make a new story, so that people keep talking about her, since she uses social media to sell beauty products to the same people she cries about body shaming her.

It’s all so fucking dumb, she’s not like us, she is designed to be shit on, or laughed at, and she is the one laughing last when she looks at her bank account, and if she isn’t then fuck her, she’s a waste of rich and fame…an unappreciate rich and famous…who hates herself and believes us normies when we hate on her too.

Anyway, she has a responsibility to look good, it’s part of her job, so not shaming her is letting her off easy, letting her scam lazy, and that’s unacceptable..

Like men who marry think chicks who turn fat, AT least her tits are bigger, but I am of the school of thought that is a pretty shitty trade off to have to deal with a miserable fuck who gives up and becomes fat, even if tits are great, fat girl aren’t really that great…

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2023

06

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

The unfortunate thing about the internet is that I know more shit than I’d want to know about things I really don’t care about….

For example, I know that Selena Gomez used to bang Justin Bieber, why would any of us care, we don’t…but maybe a few of you like the idea of seeing the two girls rub their cunts together…

Then, I also know that Selena Gomez has lupus, is slated to die prematurely, bloats up from the steroids, had CHEMO to off-set the LUPUS and is still here with us.

I also know she quit social media last week or two weeks ago because apparently Bieber’s wife has beef with her, or got the lame fans excited and created some divisive war that I doubt the JENNERS or Hailey Baldwin actually win, even if they are hotter than this pudgy thing, she’s the more famous one…

I would have assumed she quit social media because she looks like an obese woman working the Taco Stand after generations of selling tacos and dropping babies out of her womb along the way…

But no, she quit over girl drama that we’ll assume was fake girl drama….

Because the psychopath is back on Tiktok pushing her make-up brand, which is what the celebs do to become billionaires, and what Selena does to be a billionaire. Direct to consumer, mooch off the idiots of social media, have viral TikTok content, viral TikTok product, get richer than you already are.

It’s a hustle…one that generates more hype when you create fake drama like WWE shit, only to come back and get people talking about your big sloppy tits, or make-up, they line up to buy to show their support to help her from hurting more than she has to…

IT’s all marketing motherfuckers, clearly time wasted that could be better spent in the gym and not eating….

Watch on TikTok

Here are her big sloppies…

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2023

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Tits Hard Nips of the Day

Here’s some Selena Gomez rocking a face filter that’s doing her no real favors, in some pixelated picture that’s doing her no favors, since we all know that she gets gifted the latest tech, she’s Selena Gomez and there’s no excuse for a bad selfie, unless there’s no hope in her having a good selfie….

The only solid strategy she’s dropped is to go TIT forward, even if they are fat girl tits, fat girl tits are still tits, just gross, sloppy and a marketing hook to make them more tolerable, YET, still tit….

She looks like the dumpy girl who hates herself that works at the fast food counter….but SHE is Selena Gomez and better than that..same level of sadness, fatness, overall grossness…but HIGHER budget…and surrounded by more groupie fucks who are so enthralled with her celebrity that they want to get close to the celebrity and would be willing to marry the celebrity whether she had her legs amputated from diabetes or not, just hopefully they’ll let her keep the tits but even that’s not a dealbreaker for the real ambitious K-Feds out there.

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2023

15

Feb

Selena Gomez’s Big Sloppy Tit of the Day

I saw these pictures of Selena Gomez a few days ago and I found them disturbing, no so much because of the fat girl tits she’s showing off, I figure she’s either bought the foundation and allowed her fatness from her anti-depressants and bad habits give them some swoll..I’ll never hate on tits being used to market beauty products you know she makes million of dollars from thanks to the whole direct to consumer, SCAM YOUR FANS hustle…

Anyway, she’s using the TikTok hustle of selling more product, using the tits to get hits, but that FACE before the GLOW UP looks like it’s run through a death filter, which makes sense thanks to her whole dying of LUPUS, but not dead yet, chronic illness….

Fat girl tits though…

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2023

06

Jan

Selena Gomez Fat Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I figure Selena Gomez in a sheer tank top, or beater, showing off her nipples like girls did in the 90s, is worth looking at, because there will be a time when the chipmunk faced, pudgy, bloated, starlet sold to the industry at a young age, and thus now is medicated after her handlers diagnosed her crazy….will no longer be with us….

She has lupus, her kidney isn’t her, she’s on borrowed time and I figure you need to sexualize her before her chronic disease gets too advanced that you feel bad jerking off to her new big tits….you know like when you go to the palliative. ward to find some barely responsive, half dead pussy to have sex with in hopes you don’t get arrested or fired from your job as an orderly…..it’s not something you’re proud of and better to get down with it pre death…so here it is.

She’s also got a bunch of big girl with a muff gut, showing off her fat upper pussy in a bikini pictures going viral that you can see if you LICK HERE!!!!

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2023

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Bikinis on a Boat of the Day

This just in, Selena Gomez hasn’t died of LUPUS yet, she’s still coming through strong, maybe a little too strong, or at least bloated, probably from all the steroids, hard drinking, anti-psychotics, and wine…you know a girl who was sold to the industry’s gotta survive somehow….she’s gotta live through the nightmares of being forced to sit hard on Barney’s lap when it was illegal to be doing such things…not that that happened…but she learned how to fuck somewhere and based on the rumors I hear from Hollywood, it was likely not in a wholesome way like at PROM with her high school sweetheart….

She’s in a white bikini, her big girl tits filling it out, maybe even doing a little wet white bikini sheerness…and it’s ALMOST exciting…if you’re into chipmunk looking girls who are about 30 pounds overweight that have chronic illnesses that may kill them off so that you can be in line for their empire…like the guy who married Sarah Hyland who also has bootleg kidneys….only isn’t fat about it.

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2022

09

Nov

Possible Selena Public Urination Gomez of the Day

There’s a rumor that this is Crazy Girl Selena Gomez who is normalizing being a Crazy Girl with her being a Crazy Girl all jacked on meds, not realizing that is how they CONTROL people, you know tell them that they are crazy when they are throwing tantrums or feeling sad, and put them on mind numbing pills to keep them half retarded…..brilliant strategy especially when you have so much money invested in the puppet…

So the rumor is that this is from one of her nude leaks, LITERALLY….

FINALLY I got to PUN as someone who HATES puns….

I am sure I’ve posted it before, but can you really see it too often….a celebrity rich kid brat who is a puppet to the industry peeing in a cup…pretty fucking legendary….especially in an era where people get turned on by being or seeing girls pee like a bunch of grade schoolers playing “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”, you mentally stunted fucks!

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2022

14

Jun

Selena Gomez Busted Bikini Body of the Day

Selena Gomez has managed to create the worst possible bikini picture of social media of all time, which is a pretty big accomplishment since she’s an industry princess, an earner, someone with a huge amount of budget, access, and probably some pros on her team that are trained and experienced, even the best in what they do….yet this is what they captured.

Then you’ve got to factor in that she’s Selena Gomez, who is already so fucking famous, that she doesn’t ned to do this low hanging fruit bikini selfies like a girl who just tuned 18, just launched an OnlyFans, and is just trying to get an audience to their channel…..I mean this is Selena Gomez…why the clickbait…

Is it to show off the new big tits, is it to show off the kidney transplant scar, you know, LUPUS, I mean there are ways for her to go viral, with tits, and Kidney Scar that we’ll assume means she can’t get pregnant when you cum in her, and this ain’t one of them….but some pixelated Gomez titties from a distance with the sun is still worth a post, it’s Selena Gomez, regardless of how bad this shot is.

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2022

11

Apr

Selena Gomez Dance of the Day

I have a hard time believing that Selena Gomez is this happy, but I’ll still watch her awkwardly do some Salsa dancing to remind you that she’s got some kind of latin roots, I mean her last name is GOMEZ people…

I do think that we should all go through life with the same level of enthusiasm to show everyone how much bigger her tits miraculously got on their own….reminding them to not let the shit in the world, like Kidney Transplants due to lupus get in the way of remembering they are rich as shit, famous as shit, and the world is their fucking oyster….

Unfortunately, I’m not into the dancing on the internet, I find it really awkward and weird and I am actually amazed that so many young people have got rich and famous because of embarrassingly awkward dancing….but I’m an out of touch old guy who only like his dancing at strip clubs and night clubs….assuming they are no longer “banned”….because during covid, they banned dancing in Canada, like Footloose, but without Kevin Bacon’s angelic dancing feet sent from heaven or from the Groomers at Disney, either way, I don’t trust her, but will watch her dance slutty like she’s still Bieber’s back-up dancer, dancing on his underage dick, while she was of age….SEX OFFENDER or SEX OFFENDED….I guess we’ll never know.


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2022

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Good at the Critic’s Choice Awards of the Day

I just did a post on Bieber’s weak wife who gets strokes at 25 like some kind of crackhead, so I figure it’s only right to post the girl he left for the broken one, Selena Gomez….who I watched in the Steve Martin / Martin Short / Podcast mystery on Disney the last few days accidentally and thought she was pretty emotionless, but definitely not irritating, and had NO idea she was nominated for a CRITIC CHOCIE award, which is meaningless….but still something….

However, I accidentally watched the first 30 minutes of the Critic’s Choice awards, and found out she was nominated….because she was on the red carpet looking hot in this red dress…

Yes, despite hating award shows and Hollywood in general, I watched an award show, because I figured if I didn’t, no one would….but I didn’t watch all of it, becaus it was terrible, woke…..

I guess sometimes you have to put yourself through the shit you hate, maybe even start a website about the thing you hate, and post about it for 18 fucking years daily….you know because there’s a variety of self abusive behavior, from hard drugs and drinking, to self mutilation to release all that anger, rage and mental anguish of being a human in the most lazy era of society, hence all the fucking whining…

Anyway, it was a nice reminder that Hollywood is fucking trash, these people are fucking trash, their comedy is fucking trash….because the only GOOD joke of the night was from RAY ROMANO about his wife and him not having sex…

You know when RAY ROMANO brings the “BANGERS” you’re in a bad place in society..unless of course you see all the woke, inclusive, UKRAINE agenda as parody or satire, which I do….these narcissists don’t care about anything….but they like hearing themselves talk apparently….

I made it to the HALLE BERRY speech and I just had to turn it off, she forgets she’s as white as she is black, so her black plight seems more delusional than anything to me…then the whole speech about women needing their own stories because women are this, and that, and this and that…she had a rant…that no one fucking cared to hear…we get it…women are women…and guess what…WOMEN have been writing TV and MOVIES and RADIO NOVELLAS…and books, and novels, SINCE the beginning of the industry…so this revisionist history that it’s a WHITE MAN world is just idiotic…in the 1950s the most popular show was an “interracial” show…in the 1950s…so fuck off…

Anyway…I accidentally watched the critic’s choice award and if anything was to make you NEVER want to be a part of HOLLYWOOD…that is probably it….but Selena Gomez was there, didn’t win apparently, but looked amazing, and that’s better than having a stroke….

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I just saw these bikini pics of her, I probably already posted them, but why not post them again!

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