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2021

20

Oct

Selena Gomez 1 Girl 1 Cup of the Day

I don’t know if this is really Selena Gomez showing a little of her actual personality, rather than the sterile version she’s been conditioned to use as her public persona, you know since she wants to be taken seriously in the industry and the world, or doesn’t want to piss off the people who pay her a lot of money, by being some out of control rich brat who does what she wants.

I have a hard time thinking that this is actually her, but we’re in a weird time where raciness and raw shamelessness is just standard practice, it makes a celebrity more real, believable and interesting, cuz that whole acting thing is lame….

We’ll call this 1 girl, 1 cup, doing her best PEE STANDING UP because that’s progressive and how we push forward as a genderless society….

We know that she’s an industry sweetheart, which could be considered an industry puppet, which at this point in this blogging history, we know is far more dark that it is presented to us. That whole “not so innocent” despite playing innocent probably happened when she was still a teen….

We also know that she probably peed on Bieber, which may make the peeing in the cup all the more fun.

I realize this is just peeing in a cup, something people do when they have to pee, it’s NORMAL….not weird sex stuff and nothing to be embarassed by…

If anything, I find this version of Selena Gomez, or the Selena Gomez lookalike far more exciting and interesting, I mean this should be her instagram feed ALWAYS….

If we’re going to go this route, where everyone’s trying to get their kicks, that dopamine release from being fun and funny and half naked with your pants pulled down….let’s fucking run with it, amplify it, celebrate it.

I have consistently not thought of Selena Gomez as hot or interesting as a celebrity, except maybe of the behind the scenes shit she does, but welcome her changing that opinion with this goodness.



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2021

19

Oct

Selena Gomez Fat Tits of the Day

I don’t know if this is an actual picture of Selena Gomez because it looks like some sort of hack photoshop job, but I am not a reporter, this is not news, I am all for misinformation and fake news in part because it’s usually truth….but when it’s applied to topless top tier celebs, just pulling their engorged mom in need of breast feeding looking tits out for some sun, you know for the LOLZ…it’s amazing….

I am not a Selena Gomez fan, I’ve laughed at her chipmunk LUPUS bloat, she’s always been a creepy looking midget to me, but I don’t hate the bitch…I mean that would require caring….

She’s probably the worst coddled and entitled puppet of the industry, but she did produce and put together SPRINGBREAKERS so there’s some raciness to her resume…but never this kind of racy, not that showing tit is that racy, it’s just not really expected.

I guess there would have to be some raciness involved in becoming a top tier child star to adult star, you know that shit comes with a price….and she’s seen some shit beyond Bieber’s boner….

Maybe her Kidney transplant wasn’t even due to the LUPUS but rather part of their weird rituals…I DO NOT KNOW…or really care, I’m loooking at a swollen tit that I didn’t expect Selena Gomez to have…even though I’ve been saying she’s had breast implants since her Kidney Transplant or that she could just be fat…..I’ve never had to face the reality of that….and may not be now…since it’s probably not Selena Gomez, but let’s run with it anyway, because tits being flashed, celebrity tit or not, is EXCITING….for a celebrity based website like this…even though I don’t give a fuck about celebs and think Hollywood is the fucking worst stain on society…despite watching movies all day like the mindless shill I am.

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2021

11

Oct

Selena Gomez Topless of the Day

I don’t know what this Selena Gomez selfie where she’s holding her tits is from and who really cares…it is just s nice reminder that where there is a vagina, there is a slutty selfie, and that even the most famous of stars, who were never known for being slutty, even if behind the scenes they’ve been slutty for all the execs along the way, is out here with her tits behaving like a basic girl trying to get noticed, but is ALREADY noticed….

So when Selena Gomez is doing slutty content, that may not be slutty in this throat fuck era of “look how many sharpies I can put in my asshole” kind of way, but in the world of top celeb like Selena Gomez, is basically the same thing….because there’s a heirarchy of the nude selfie for attention and when you don’t need to be nude and any selfie you take will get millions and millions of views, being topless in it is next level thirsty…and motherfucker, I like to drank not that Selena Gomez’s body is all that great, now that she’s chubby and her belly’s hanging out, but it’s still a topless Selena Gomez and that’s enough.

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2021

31

Aug

Selena Gomez Lesbianism of the Day

I just wrote a pretty disorganized rant that came from the depths of my soul about Vanessa Hudgens being some disgusting, over sexualized, 30 something year old Disney Kid, who you know is being told what to do, since these people have no minds of their own, and wouldn’t be out there being half naked and slutty on the internet if they weren’t told to, they worked too hard for their careers to throw it away with smut…so this is just one of her “characters” or “alter egos” at work…to brain wash the kids…

Well, Selena Gomez with her stripper pole that I doubt she has the upper body strength to support her weight on, but that she’s using because she’s also a Disney kid, or equivalent, and must push this porn agenda on the retards too….

GREAT JOB…cuz they aren’t rich enough to just shut the fuck up, instead they must be used as vehicles of propaganda…

However, unlike Vanessa Hudgens, this middle-aged looking body in bike shorts that don’t do her any favors, rocking her weird looking senior citizen looking chin skin, that could be part of her Kidney Failure Lupus bloat, you know when it’s not flaring up, it just sort of hangs there ready….but yeah, unlike Vanessa Hudgens, her attempt at smut with the socially accepted stripper pole, I mean I saw two fat dykes practicing in the park with a portable stripper pole, this is a real fucking movement of trash….but these two fat dykes are less erotic than any stripper pole show I’ve ever bought a lap dance from…

Save the stripper poles for the strippers, and stick to your shitty acting and making stupid money as a marketing puppet for these people who pay you….trash…


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2021

18

Aug

Selena Gomez Shaking Ass of the Day

Here’s Selena, the Disney Princess who looks more like a Disney toad, and not just because she’s had to have her kidney replaced with organs she’s harvested from fans….

Doing a little dance with her ass, in an outfit that would get a girl fucked at the bus stop…

Something you’d expect to be put behind a paywall, or you’d hope you be behind a paywall yet being given away for free….but they say nothing in life is free…so what’s being sold here?

I did just see at least three camel toes from across the street and I didn’t even have my glasses on…and I can barely see across the street…maybe they were pregnant and their pussy SWOLL….but it happened and one was a fat chick with a Selena Gomez looking ass….it was nothing good…..that’s for sure…and either is this.


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2021

22

Jul

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

I don’t actually follow Selena Gomez or her life, so I only know that today is her birthday because I went to twitter, even though they’ve deleted me, to see what was going on with the sites I tried accessing at 11:30 am that weren’t working, only to realize that no one was posting shit about it, there were no news stories, I thought my computer was hacked, but realized that all the sites were hosted by the same evil publicly traded company, and that their biggest shareholders are two sketchy as fuck companies that are the biggest shareholders in most publicly traded companies, to remind you that the system is rigged.

Anyway, one of the trending stories was that Selena Gomez, who I think has a deal with the social media platforms as one of the Disney Heroes, but that’s besides the point….the trending story along with “HOMOSEXUALITY”….seriously, why would that fucking trend…..was “It’s Selena Gomez’s birthday”….so why not stare at her in a shitty upskirt..

I don’t find Selena Gomez sucking off lipstick like it was Bieber’s dick all that hot, but she’s in thigh highs, so I guess it’s a Disney Kid gone wild, even though they’re all wild.

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2021

08

Jul

Selena Gomez Unedited of the Day

I saw these big titty in a bikini pics of Selena Gomez the other day, I may have posted a few of them already, because her tits looked huge, without realizing the rest of her looks huge too..body positivity – don’t body shame…bullshit…

She’s helping one of her BFFs promote her bikini line and in keeping with the “don’t edit your photos” kick, she’s not editing her photos…and hoping you all just look at the big tits….

I am someone who thinks everyone who isn’t anorexic is fat and by default think fat is bad and like the do the body shaming, I’d be inclined to bust every fat girl joke I could pull out of my half retard brain…I am sure there are a lot of them….probably none that good…but still jokes…I got jokes…somewhere…promise..

More than being someone who LOVES to body shame people, I am very against all the photoshop and filters going on with Social Media where trolls are putting themselves out there like they are babes and no one, even their own friends don’t call them out, cuz they are doing it too…

I find that as disturbing as so many other things that are going on in our society….the lies we are being fed, the fucking with young people’s mind, the importance on hating yourself so much you can’t post your real self, the curation of a lie of a life to try to make other people envy them, the faking the numbers on their social media to get brands to pay them out….you know it’s all fucking bullshit…

So seeing Selena Gomez about 30 pounds fatter than she used to be, probably being laughed at by the skinny Hailey Bieber trying to feel better about herself for marrying her crush like the groupie she is, but knowing she’s a fraction the talent, relevance and celebrity that Selena Gomez is, but at least she’s skinnier…right….

But seeing her like this is refreshing, since the Kardashian world has ruined real bodies…even if real bodies look better fit, at least they aren’t fucking lying to us like eveyrone else is….PLUS…the titties are huge for Selena Gomez and that’s a win…

Calling her brave for posting her unedited pics, is basically what’s wrong with the media, they should be calling people fakers and liars for NOT posting unedited pics…dumb fucking world…..Let’s astral project ourselves out of here…

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2021

02

Jul

Selena Gomez Bikini Tits of the Day

I don’t know what these Selene Gomez pics are for, but her tits are huge and unexpected, which could be from the set of implants she got during one of her organ transplants they blamed on LUPUS, you know the kid that pushes all the other dying kids who need new kidneys to the back of the line, because society is designed for the rich….or maybe she’s just fat, cuz I have seen pics of her and she’s fat…but tits this big, seems outrageous it’s just from eating, especially with how round they are…I’m no scientist…so who fucking cares…tits are fucking tits even if they destroy the earth once your long dead, decomposed but the tits are still there pumping plastics into the ocean to help kill the marine life and turn frogs gay..

POINT BEING, this crazy girl, who has used mental health as an excuse for way too long, which is something I fucking hate….

She hasn’t been up to too much the last few years, but this is her comeback….all programmed and ready to go…

The question you should ask yourself is whether Bieber still jerks off to her nudes? You know when looking at tits, always ask yourself, if Bieber’s jerked off to them too…

You should also wonder how someone can go from Selena Gomez to some snake Kardashian trained opportunist, I mean Selena Gomez may be uninteresting, but she’s produced shit like the Spring Breakers, where Hailey Bieber’s only produced one thing, being the creepy Bieber groupie who played it cool enough to be let in….but probably should have been retraining ordered.


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2021

02

Jun

Selena Gomez Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

You’ve heard the song “Betty Davis Eyes”…but have you heard the song “Selena Gomez Thighs”….this thick legged midget puppet who was created in a lab where she was given LUPUS in order to mind control her…kidney transplant cuz she’s rich and stole a kidney from a more deserving person…only to think she’s more deserving cuz she’s Selena Gomez…is looking like the dog shit you’d expect her to look like…but 288 million people still follow her so she can look like trash and still matter…because people aren’t mean enough to these people despite them being evil…

I did zoom in on her pussy, to see there’s some weirdness going on in the photo edit, like that she hasn’t got a vagina at all, which could be what her “Kidney Transplant” was actually about…a vagina sealing…but if that was the case, what would the rich execs play with at their business meetings with her…unless of course…that’s what happens to the child stars at 18 and the elite have no use for them….LOL…JOKES>..right..?

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2021

02

Apr

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Throwback of the Day

Selena GOmez Swimsuit

I don’t know why Selena Gomez is posing in this swimsuit like a fat 50 year old mom trying to hide her gut would pose…but it’s probably because she’s trying to hide that gut…we call it LUPUS BLOAT…which you’re not allowed to say when talking Selena Gomez because people get outraged when you make fun of an auto-immune disease like Lupus, even though you believe that auto-immune diseases are a myth, or a symptom of something else, because no living cell would want to KILL itself…unless it was suffering from the debilitating disease called DEPRESSION…which I don’t even consider a disease either…but instead think of as a product of society failing humanity because we aren’t wired to live this way….while people like Selena Gomez end up in and out of rehab…and Demi Lovato make songs about her heroin overdoses to glamourize it for the kids…because we’re fucked…

Anyway, Selena Gomez is not tucking her balls in this shoot, I feel like she is a legit woman, even if she looks more like a furry or cartoon character than a human, some Barney costume designer went a little over the top when he created her kind of thing….

I do think it’s an old pic cuz her tits are bigger than this, her face more muppety, you know it must be all those anti-rejection meds she’s on for her Kidney.

I don’t know why her Right Nipple is more visible than the left, but we’ll assume it’s got something to do with her genetics being a mess and in conclusion….BAYWATCH this is not….you can red one piece..but that don’t make you Pam tho.

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