I don’t know if this is really Selena Gomez showing a little of her actual personality, rather than the sterile version she’s been conditioned to use as her public persona, you know since she wants to be taken seriously in the industry and the world, or doesn’t want to piss off the people who pay her a lot of money, by being some out of control rich brat who does what she wants.

I have a hard time thinking that this is actually her, but we’re in a weird time where raciness and raw shamelessness is just standard practice, it makes a celebrity more real, believable and interesting, cuz that whole acting thing is lame….

We’ll call this 1 girl, 1 cup, doing her best PEE STANDING UP because that’s progressive and how we push forward as a genderless society….

We know that she’s an industry sweetheart, which could be considered an industry puppet, which at this point in this blogging history, we know is far more dark that it is presented to us. That whole “not so innocent” despite playing innocent probably happened when she was still a teen….

We also know that she probably peed on Bieber, which may make the peeing in the cup all the more fun.

I realize this is just peeing in a cup, something people do when they have to pee, it’s NORMAL….not weird sex stuff and nothing to be embarassed by…

If anything, I find this version of Selena Gomez, or the Selena Gomez lookalike far more exciting and interesting, I mean this should be her instagram feed ALWAYS….

If we’re going to go this route, where everyone’s trying to get their kicks, that dopamine release from being fun and funny and half naked with your pants pulled down….let’s fucking run with it, amplify it, celebrate it.

I have consistently not thought of Selena Gomez as hot or interesting as a celebrity, except maybe of the behind the scenes shit she does, but welcome her changing that opinion with this goodness.

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