I don’t know why Selena Gomez is posing in this swimsuit like a fat 50 year old mom trying to hide her gut would pose…but it’s probably because she’s trying to hide that gut…we call it LUPUS BLOAT…which you’re not allowed to say when talking Selena Gomez because people get outraged when you make fun of an auto-immune disease like Lupus, even though you believe that auto-immune diseases are a myth, or a symptom of something else, because no living cell would want to KILL itself…unless it was suffering from the debilitating disease called DEPRESSION…which I don’t even consider a disease either…but instead think of as a product of society failing humanity because we aren’t wired to live this way….while people like Selena Gomez end up in and out of rehab…and Demi Lovato make songs about her heroin overdoses to glamourize it for the kids…because we’re fucked…

Anyway, Selena Gomez is not tucking her balls in this shoot, I feel like she is a legit woman, even if she looks more like a furry or cartoon character than a human, some Barney costume designer went a little over the top when he created her kind of thing….

I do think it’s an old pic cuz her tits are bigger than this, her face more muppety, you know it must be all those anti-rejection meds she’s on for her Kidney.

I don’t know why her Right Nipple is more visible than the left, but we’ll assume it’s got something to do with her genetics being a mess and in conclusion….BAYWATCH this is not….you can red one piece..but that don’t make you Pam tho.

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