I don’t actually follow Selena Gomez or her life, so I only know that today is her birthday because I went to twitter, even though they’ve deleted me, to see what was going on with the sites I tried accessing at 11:30 am that weren’t working, only to realize that no one was posting shit about it, there were no news stories, I thought my computer was hacked, but realized that all the sites were hosted by the same evil publicly traded company, and that their biggest shareholders are two sketchy as fuck companies that are the biggest shareholders in most publicly traded companies, to remind you that the system is rigged.

Anyway, one of the trending stories was that Selena Gomez, who I think has a deal with the social media platforms as one of the Disney Heroes, but that’s besides the point….the trending story along with “HOMOSEXUALITY”….seriously, why would that fucking trend…..was “It’s Selena Gomez’s birthday”….so why not stare at her in a shitty upskirt..

I don’t find Selena Gomez sucking off lipstick like it was Bieber’s dick all that hot, but she’s in thigh highs, so I guess it’s a Disney Kid gone wild, even though they’re all wild.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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