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2012

02

Nov

Selena Gomez is Lovely for Glamour of the Day

Selena Gomez was showing some titty that I assume are implants that she got for her role in Spring Breakers but that could easily just be a little freshman 20 weight gain that happens when you turn 20, your metabolism slows down, and you eat your feelings from the shame that comes with dating a homosexual popstar, living his lie, only to be dumped by him…..you know that child star drama that I hope leads to falling off, drugs, porn and other good stuff to watch as the empire crumbles….but in the meantime – she’s in Glamour…..

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2012

01

Nov

Selena Gomez Failed at Halloween of the Day

I don’t know why Selena Gomez is hanging with Ellen dressed like Frankenstein…but I do know that her costume fucking sucks.

Maybe dating Justin Beiber has given her a taste of lesbianism she can’t get out of her mouth…you know since he is a Little Woman….leading to birkenstocks in socks, flannel, organic raw vegan diets, furgal eco travel in youth hostels, volunteering at orphanages, and remember always that penis is the devil….and thus we must not dress in a way that makes them hard…not even on Halloween….

Or maybe, I’m just over reacting.

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2012

30

Sep

Justin Bieber Threw Up on Stage of the Day

Justin Bieber is one step closer to Falling the fuck off….as he pukes on stage.

As much as I hate seeing people puking, on the street, in porn, or on my dick when the crackwhore is drunk, dying and and sucking my dick, I love seeing this…

Sure it could be food poisoning, or maybe it is USHER’s semen, dude fills the belly up like donkey in heat or maybe it is drinking, drugs and other ailments today’s youth, especially, former child stars, face….

THis is the video of the fucking weekend.

Here’s some Selena Gomez cuz she sex offended him before her implants / weight gain for marketing purposes….and may still be pretend dating him for marketing purposes to make this post less homo….cuz puking twinks isn’t erotic…it’s just funnny

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2012

17

Sep

Selena Gomez Spread In a Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez was showing off her recently chubby thanks to being 20 and taken off her Disney Growth supression “Peter Pan” drugs vagina in a bikini..spread the fuck eagle….for the paparazzi who are pretty close to think this wasn’t strategic promo for Springbreakers….and the only exciting thing in this is deciding whether she has little fake tits or recently blossomed thanks to Hormones in the food and Bieber’s 18th birthday real tits…I’m going with fake.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2012

06

Sep

Springerbreakers Cleavage Filled Premiere of the Day

Selena Gomez brought her possibly pregnant with Bieber baby, possibly fat from emotionally eating her damaged no childhood child star, possibly off the Disney Peter Pan hormone cocktails to keep their talent young and youthful tits….to the Premiere of Springbreakers a movie you’ve already seen all the good parts to…cuz they leaked the bikini pics for publicity like crazy fucking people….but that you will still go see in the theater alone….cuz you like the kind of 15 year old fans it brings out…you fucking pervert…cuz this whole thing is kind of an amazing phenomenon…


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2012

29

Aug

Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

Selena Gomez Done Gone Fat

Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit…

Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay…..

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2012

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Flashes Her Ass in Shorts of the Day

Selena Gomez like so many young sex offending 19 year old girls before her…is wearing some hot jean shorts…that her ass is hanging out of…cuz that is the style…but I like to think is cuz she’s a whore who seeks male attention cuz she doesn’t get male attention since her celebrity boyfriend they make her date for the media is a fucking girl and/or poofter who lets black men sodomize him for fame and millions of dollars….and really who cares about Beiber or the fact that she violated him when he was 12 like she was the Catholic Priest in the relationship….especially when she’s wearing shorts like this….the very shorts that make leaving my house almost crimnal…cuz grls everywhere have them on…and my old man perversion, not accustomed to this kind of exhibitionism….can’t really handle it in a legal and/or sane way…shit just makes me wanna get my fuck on….which I guess is what all girls want…in some animal kingdom procreation…I have my period and I am fertile even if fertility is disgusting and scares me…shit…


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2012

02

Aug

Selena Gomez is Not So Hot for Teen Vogue of the Day

Selena Gomez makes me cry on the inside….she used to be this 18 year old girl who was pulling off the age old question as to whether a girl can be a sex offender cuz society really hates older men fucking teen girls, but do they really care when girls fuck teen boys, and Selena proved they don’t….but maybe that’s because she looked 14 thanks to the Disney genetic modification, project Peter Pan, than doesn’t allow her to age….but does allow her to wear a fucking bikini, take self shot nudes, release a sex tape, flash her twat and all things good….and Teen Vogue decide to pull this garbage off…what a waste of a photoshoot.

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2012

25

Jul

Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Bra for the Second Day in a Row (really?) of the Day

This video is hysterical. Who fucking cares bro. The fact that this is an actual video that was edited together in efforts of being a news story, even if it probably took all of 7 minutes to do, is just another example of how low fucking quality most of the paparazzi is, just trying to get hits any way they can, making stories out of nothing, because if you leave your house and hang out where 20 year olds go, you will see that every bitch shows her fucking bra, everyday, it is the fashions of the time….but putting it together on this Sex Offenders birthday, is so absurd and ridiculous that I had no choice but to jump on board and laugh at it while posting it….

A bra flash isn’t a sex tape…but I wish it was.

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2012

18

Jul

Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikinia of the Day

This Springbreakers movie is kinda ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the fact that I know it exists….because I am a grown man, and knowing the whereabouts and doings Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and some other girl with fake tits is pretty pathetic…but knowing the name and plotline of a movie just filmed is even worse…but the reality is that they sucked me in with young girls in bikinis and the marketing team continues to release these pics to keep it in our minds that these sluts will be in a movie, in bikinis…and I guess I’ll be there opening night…cuz I’ve loved every single one of these bikini pics….not so much because of the girls in the pics but because of the bikinis on the girls….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

03

Jul

Selena Gomez Slutting Out at Ashley Tisdale’s Birthday of the Day

I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh….

But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures…

No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body…


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2012

02

Jul

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez is young bodied, looks like she’s 12 thanks to Disney Genetically Modifying her, but she’s not 12, allowing you to live out all your dirty fantasies on her, like you were Usher Raymond doing the MJ on Bieber like he was Culkin, if you know what I mean…and if not you can just stare at the bikini pics, possible implant tits, on a girl who is doing what sh can to matter in some self produced bikini pics…and I dig it…

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2012

08

Jun

Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day


I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades…

She’s in Elle and she looks good.

Posted in:Photos|Selena Gomez

2012

04

Jun

Selena Gomez Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Selena Gomez posted some pics of her body that makes me feel like a sex offender even though she’s 20….and has sex with Justin Bieber….increasing her chances of being HIV positive you know since it is the Gay disease….and girls for years have been banging closet cases getting the shit….

That said, bikini pics are the main reason facebook and twitter work….and not just bikini pics of young starlets…I’m talking bikini pics of everyday girls we know – work with go to school with….this is shit we never had access to before social networking…but is shit girls love producing now that we have social networking…cuz they are all a gang of whores – thank god.

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2012

04

Jun

Selena Gomez Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Selena Gomez posted some pics of her body that makes me feel like a sex offender even though she’s 20….and has sex with Justin Bieber….increasing her chances of being HIV positive you know since it is the Gay disease….and girls for years have been banging closet cases getting the shit….

That said, bikini pics are the main reason facebook and twitter work….and not just bikini pics of young starlets…I’m talking bikini pics of everyday girls we know – work with go to school with….this is shit we never had access to before social networking…but is shit girls love producing now that we have social networking…cuz they are all a gang of whores – thank god.

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