14 hours ago…Selena Gomez, Disney Star and Beard to Bieber who may actually let Bieber tween dick inside her Disney stained vagina….released a new video for a song called Come & Get It….that you probably won’t want to watch because you’re a grown man, and that you probably won’t want to listen to because you have ears.

So I watched it, and the complex lyrics like “Nah nah nah nah, eh eh eh eh”, with a little auto tune while she’s all wet, made up, pulling a Britney and offending cultures across the globe….will blow your mind..

But I’m more into all the push up bra cleavage shots….even if I am not into Selena Gomez, her downs semi-retarded chipmunk looks…or her music career and money making schemes….in any fucking way….

Here are some pics of her in InStyle…

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Selena Gomez is one of Hollywood’s chosen puppets, thanks to a good PR team, so she’s fucking everywhere, including getting shot, in her traditional Mexican gear for Instyle…..

There’s no reason why this little chipmunk, whack body, played out 14 year old looking Disney trash is of interest….But she is so glamourous….at least in this REMIX pic from the stepFORUM….

The Mexicans as a people have come so far in America….

This is my LOLZ of the Day…

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Selena Gomez is taking her lesbian lover Justin Bieber’s lead and hitting the music scene, with her own album and tour, because she doesn’t need to piggyback on his undeserving success, she’s got her own undeserving success to milk the fuck out of before it is too late…and as far as I’m concerned, she’s already fucking failed.

I mean, she had an opportunity with this album to actually re-invent herself, you know even as a one hit wonder pop tart, she could have branded this shit anyway she wanted to, and instead of doing something hot, or outrageous, or that I could jerk off to like she was Rihanna, she’s in fucking low level catlog looking pics you’d find in a flyer for a local department store. Seriously garbage.

That’s not to say I expected this girl to have a clue as to what was up, but her team should learn how to launch her, package her, and exploit her better. Seriously.

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Little Chipmunk Selena Gomez and her average at best, 14 year old looking thanks to Disney Hormone therapy in the craft services lunch spread, is trying to be a big rockstar now and she’s released an album and world tour, like she was the guy she sexually offended, partially because he’s a woman and hates being touched by women, but also because he was underage.

Apparently, she’s still up on the Justin Bieber fever, and flew out to Norway to have sex with him, but I’m sure that’s more of a marketing strategy to get this music career off the fucking ground.

I didn’t listen to her song, but like her outfit, especiallyher Indian Dot not feather, very organic hippie, nice and obnoxious, even offensive, but it breaks up her wide forehead nicely, you know into two parts, making her a little easier to stomach, as long as she’s on mute.

So if you’re into overrated pop tarts working the system for attention and her career..enjoy.

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Selena Gomez is an it girl, not quite a fit girl, at least not in her Spring Breakers bikini, a movie you’d think in anticipation for, she’d take her Adidas sponsorship up on a pair of trainers, so that she could successfully hit the treadmill.

Maybe portly is the new skinny, since all the girls who are 14 or look 14, despite hitting puberty at 8, thanks the the hormones in the food, accessible fast food, use of corn instead of sugar, you know the GMOs and all that horrible shit the government is allowing in your system in order for commerce that has lead to the obesity crisis, something that’s not quite a crisis as far as I’m concerned, because pre-mature death for my wife is going to be blessing, plus I like all these big booties, on on otherwise flat booty world, but that doesn’t mean I endorse this Gomez chipmunk, like she endorses Adidas, it just means I post her pics cuz she’s in shorts, shorts you can guarantee will be everywhere this summer.

Maybe a better look for Selena Gomez and her thighs are some heels….really high heels…

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If you want to hear Selena Gomez shitty music, and see her dancing around dressed like a hippie in short shorts and boots with a bunch of “friends” who are on payroll, or using her to their benefit, well I got the perfect video for her.

She was also at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, something I refuse to watch, because I am an adult and that shit is to market shit to retard kids, in what is just one horrible giant evil corporate ad campaign celebrating shit.

She managed to cover up her chunky legs I saw in a bikini in Springbreakers, by wearing 10 inch heels….good strategy cuz despite looking 12 and awkward in the fat years thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, I totally want to see her naked….which isn’t saying much, cuz I like seeing all bitches naked.

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I don’t know if it is the Mexican connection, like the fact that we could be related…or the fact that she dated a woman for exposure…or the fact that she’s re-inventing herself with more hardcore slutty roles….with drugs and sex and good times…you know things to tempt her to fall off like all child stars cuz their parents whored them out to Disney…or if I just like that Disney fed her hormones making her look 14 forever….but I am a fan of Selena Gomez….so much so, that I’ll post videos of Fallon, a show I pretend doesn’t exist because he is the fucking enemy….all cuz I like Selena Gomez….she’s the kind of girl who could probably make me do anything just to get her to suck me off…proven by posting these clips….cuz endorsing Fallon is a fate worse than prison rape…

here’s the interview – if you care….

here’s their annoying musical performance- if you care….

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Selena Gomez in reinventing herself with her Harmony Korine project, and even David Letterman is calling him out for being a freak, which is pretty funny. I never knew if he was authentically weird, because the real freaks don’t get work, but Hollywood weird. But it is not as funny as Selena Gomez’s mom being a fan of his. Making me wonder if she masturbated to KIDS, or if KIDS is what inspired her to throw her daughter into this celeb game. Who cares.

The highlight of the clip, is that she admits to making Bieber cry, which is funny, typical, expected, you know because Bieber gets hormonal at least once a month before he gets his period.

I will be seeing the movie and what it comes down to is that she looked hot…and it is too bad I can’t eat tacos and watch her dance routine.

She’s cute. Good energy. I’m a fan. She’s the new Miley who is the new Lohan…..

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Last night was the premiere of the Spring Breakers and I wasn’t invited….but I don’t care about premieres…that shit is too exclusive and high end for me…I prefer to keep shit gutter and watch the movie on VHS when it comes out…..

In celebration of the movie, or the premiere, Terry Richardson decided to release some pics of her from their Harper’s Bazaar shoot I posted last week, probably before every blog, cuz I’m awesome like that….

The pics may not be Typical Terry Richardson Smut…but it’s for mainstream media people, he can’t have her laying golden eggs from her vagina and shit….even if she’s a known sex offender thanks to Bieber….

But she’s looking pretty awesome to me…all hipster and in need to be validated…cuz no hipster likes knowing they were Disney stars…it fucks with their street cred…and that’s why she’s trying so hard….and I’m glad she is…

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Selena Gomez is on a seriou promo kick for Spring Breakers…and I guess her clothing line…because like all celebrities….they attach themselves to clothing manufacturers who put out collections under the celebrities name….and split profits as long as the celebrity pretends she is involved in when talking to the media…and as long as the celebrity wears it to at least one event per month…because the world, at least America…only care about celebrities…and copying celebrities…and getting a taste of celebrity through a jacket named after a celebrity sold at Wal Mart…it is fucking crazy..

What isn’t crazy, is I think Selena Gomez is alright, at least in this Harper’s shoot….but that could just be because I like the fact that she sex offended Beiber for publicity….back when he was 16 and she was 18 and he was experimenting with girls to make sure those tricks Usher taught him about hiding the football in his ass weren’t all life had to offer….

Right?

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

Here’s a video of Selena Gomez being interviewed by some crooked faced Aussie who is fucking insane enough to give me boners….even though I generally don’t like my women makin jokes, or even talking, this one here is pretty ok…

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