Selena Gomez in reinventing herself with her Harmony Korine project, and even David Letterman is calling him out for being a freak, which is pretty funny. I never knew if he was authentically weird, because the real freaks don’t get work, but Hollywood weird. But it is not as funny as Selena Gomez’s mom being a fan of his. Making me wonder if she masturbated to KIDS, or if KIDS is what inspired her to throw her daughter into this celeb game. Who cares.

The highlight of the clip, is that she admits to making Bieber cry, which is funny, typical, expected, you know because Bieber gets hormonal at least once a month before he gets his period.

I will be seeing the movie and what it comes down to is that she looked hot…and it is too bad I can’t eat tacos and watch her dance routine.

She’s cute. Good energy. I’m a fan. She’s the new Miley who is the new Lohan…..

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Last night was the premiere of the Spring Breakers and I wasn’t invited….but I don’t care about premieres…that shit is too exclusive and high end for me…I prefer to keep shit gutter and watch the movie on VHS when it comes out…..

In celebration of the movie, or the premiere, Terry Richardson decided to release some pics of her from their Harper’s Bazaar shoot I posted last week, probably before every blog, cuz I’m awesome like that….

The pics may not be Typical Terry Richardson Smut…but it’s for mainstream media people, he can’t have her laying golden eggs from her vagina and shit….even if she’s a known sex offender thanks to Bieber….

But she’s looking pretty awesome to me…all hipster and in need to be validated…cuz no hipster likes knowing they were Disney stars…it fucks with their street cred…and that’s why she’s trying so hard….and I’m glad she is…

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Selena Gomez is on a seriou promo kick for Spring Breakers…and I guess her clothing line…because like all celebrities….they attach themselves to clothing manufacturers who put out collections under the celebrities name….and split profits as long as the celebrity pretends she is involved in when talking to the media…and as long as the celebrity wears it to at least one event per month…because the world, at least America…only care about celebrities…and copying celebrities…and getting a taste of celebrity through a jacket named after a celebrity sold at Wal Mart…it is fucking crazy..

What isn’t crazy, is I think Selena Gomez is alright, at least in this Harper’s shoot….but that could just be because I like the fact that she sex offended Beiber for publicity….back when he was 16 and she was 18 and he was experimenting with girls to make sure those tricks Usher taught him about hiding the football in his ass weren’t all life had to offer….

Right?

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

Here’s a video of Selena Gomez being interviewed by some crooked faced Aussie who is fucking insane enough to give me boners….even though I generally don’t like my women makin jokes, or even talking, this one here is pretty ok…

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Selena Gomez is shooting a music video and she’s in a leotard….

I mean she kinda looks ridiculous…with all that big hair…and what looks like a little youthful body….but for a Mexican or hispanic…or someone with the last name Gomez….she hasn’t really got all that much booty….and I love fucking booty…especially considering she’s got some belly…which I guess could be babyfat from having the hormones of a 12 year old…Thanks to Disney…doin’ the Peter Pan…cuz it is the only way to maintain Child Stars in projects they invest in….until they rebel, run off and reinvent themselves like Selena Gomez is…and I’m totally into having front row seats…..

That said, how excited are you for her new album? I’m sure the music will be life changing garbage.

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Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck….

The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…

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Selena Gomez is trying to dirty up or sleaze up her image a little and she is doing it by being in a Harmony Korine movie where she’s in her bikini the entire time like some little college slut who loves dick…when her up until now her life has been a whole lot more disney, with staged relationships with gay dudes for publicity….all wholesome and clean….

So it is only natural that in this heavily promoted bikini heavy movie….the pics from her fitting would surface…and with all bikinis that are one size too small…there’s a lot of vagina definition going on….some may call it a cameltoe…I call it glorious enough to break the internet with all it’s jailbait sex offender in her 20s who looks 15 glory…..

It’s like having a glimpse of what Bieber never stuck his dick inside….

Awesome…even if I’m not a fan of hers…

She’s an inny.

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You may see some young starlet….horny and ready to get revenge on her homosexual ex boyfriend popstar she was leveraging for her own fame…..from behind all ready to be mounted or hump danced on the dance floor….you know with her hands up whiling out like she was at the club and listening to the latest dumbstep song…..jacked on molly ready to get fucking boner in her back…..but I see tragedy…not tragedy of a wasted youth, or hot girl gone wrong…but tragedy that she’s in the recording studio….cuz it means she’s making music…and her music…up on some Taylor Swift I just got dumped it makes me creative kick….and I might as well put this out there while people care I exist…before I really end up dumpy when the Disney hormone therapy wears off….you know doin’ it for her fans….but I know the shit that is being shat out while this was taken is the bloody kind you want to go to the doctor to fix so it never happens again kind….

Here’s her back anyway…

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