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2013

23

Apr

Selena Gomez is Shitty for Adidas of the Day

Selena Gomez is an it girl, not quite a fit girl, at least not in her Spring Breakers bikini, a movie you’d think in anticipation for, she’d take her Adidas sponsorship up on a pair of trainers, so that she could successfully hit the treadmill.

Maybe portly is the new skinny, since all the girls who are 14 or look 14, despite hitting puberty at 8, thanks the the hormones in the food, accessible fast food, use of corn instead of sugar, you know the GMOs and all that horrible shit the government is allowing in your system in order for commerce that has lead to the obesity crisis, something that’s not quite a crisis as far as I’m concerned, because pre-mature death for my wife is going to be blessing, plus I like all these big booties, on on otherwise flat booty world, but that doesn’t mean I endorse this Gomez chipmunk, like she endorses Adidas, it just means I post her pics cuz she’s in shorts, shorts you can guarantee will be everywhere this summer.

Maybe a better look for Selena Gomez and her thighs are some heels….really high heels…

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