If you want to hear Selena Gomez shitty music, and see her dancing around dressed like a hippie in short shorts and boots with a bunch of “friends” who are on payroll, or using her to their benefit, well I got the perfect video for her.

She was also at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, something I refuse to watch, because I am an adult and that shit is to market shit to retard kids, in what is just one horrible giant evil corporate ad campaign celebrating shit.

She managed to cover up her chunky legs I saw in a bikini in Springbreakers, by wearing 10 inch heels….good strategy cuz despite looking 12 and awkward in the fat years thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, I totally want to see her naked….which isn’t saying much, cuz I like seeing all bitches naked.

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