I'll Make You Famous…




Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?!

I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny.

You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image.

Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion.

I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically.

As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes.

Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal!


$ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale)




Related Post

Posted in:Lucy Pinder

  • BritLover

    Of course it’s fake, she’s definitely not 23 years old…
    And she actually got 32F cups…
    Who ever created that profile should be hung xD

  • Joe

    Yeah, cos escort sites NEVER just use pictures they find on the internet, do they?

  • This is beyond question a FAKE.

    They have simply grabbed a bunch of pics from Lucy’s Nuts magazine shoots and used them to make a fake profile. It isn’t the first time this has happened either.

    I may also add that the appended comments concerning Lucy’s earnings, motivation and character have no connection whatsoever with reality.

  • Was particularly fascinating and also intriguing.

  • very insightful and thoroughly useful thank you

  • Amazing this was actually useful together with helpful

  • He was also inducted as a member of The Yardbirds in 1992..

  • Cockler

    I am going to The Ban after 1000 dollar and a plainticket!