Little Chipmunk Selena Gomez and her average at best, 14 year old looking thanks to Disney Hormone therapy in the craft services lunch spread, is trying to be a big rockstar now and she’s released an album and world tour, like she was the guy she sexually offended, partially because he’s a woman and hates being touched by women, but also because he was underage.

Apparently, she’s still up on the Justin Bieber fever, and flew out to Norway to have sex with him, but I’m sure that’s more of a marketing strategy to get this music career off the fucking ground.

I didn’t listen to her song, but like her outfit, especiallyher Indian Dot not feather, very organic hippie, nice and obnoxious, even offensive, but it breaks up her wide forehead nicely, you know into two parts, making her a little easier to stomach, as long as she’s on mute.

So if you’re into overrated pop tarts working the system for attention and her career..enjoy.

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