Selena Gomez brought her possibly pregnant with Bieber baby, possibly fat from emotionally eating her damaged no childhood child star, possibly off the Disney Peter Pan hormone cocktails to keep their talent young and youthful tits….to the Premiere of Springbreakers a movie you’ve already seen all the good parts to…cuz they leaked the bikini pics for publicity like crazy fucking people….but that you will still go see in the theater alone….cuz you like the kind of 15 year old fans it brings out…you fucking pervert…cuz this whole thing is kind of an amazing phenomenon…

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Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit…

Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay…..

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Selena Gomez like so many young sex offending 19 year old girls before her…is wearing some hot jean shorts…that her ass is hanging out of…cuz that is the style…but I like to think is cuz she’s a whore who seeks male attention cuz she doesn’t get male attention since her celebrity boyfriend they make her date for the media is a fucking girl and/or poofter who lets black men sodomize him for fame and millions of dollars….and really who cares about Beiber or the fact that she violated him when he was 12 like she was the Catholic Priest in the relationship….especially when she’s wearing shorts like this….the very shorts that make leaving my house almost crimnal…cuz grls everywhere have them on…and my old man perversion, not accustomed to this kind of exhibitionism….can’t really handle it in a legal and/or sane way…shit just makes me wanna get my fuck on….which I guess is what all girls want…in some animal kingdom procreation…I have my period and I am fertile even if fertility is disgusting and scares me…shit…

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Selena Gomez makes me cry on the inside….she used to be this 18 year old girl who was pulling off the age old question as to whether a girl can be a sex offender cuz society really hates older men fucking teen girls, but do they really care when girls fuck teen boys, and Selena proved they don’t….but maybe that’s because she looked 14 thanks to the Disney genetic modification, project Peter Pan, than doesn’t allow her to age….but does allow her to wear a fucking bikini, take self shot nudes, release a sex tape, flash her twat and all things good….and Teen Vogue decide to pull this garbage off…what a waste of a photoshoot.

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This video is hysterical. Who fucking cares bro. The fact that this is an actual video that was edited together in efforts of being a news story, even if it probably took all of 7 minutes to do, is just another example of how low fucking quality most of the paparazzi is, just trying to get hits any way they can, making stories out of nothing, because if you leave your house and hang out where 20 year olds go, you will see that every bitch shows her fucking bra, everyday, it is the fashions of the time….but putting it together on this Sex Offenders birthday, is so absurd and ridiculous that I had no choice but to jump on board and laugh at it while posting it….

A bra flash isn’t a sex tape…but I wish it was.

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I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh….

But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures…

No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body…

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Selena Gomez is young bodied, looks like she’s 12 thanks to Disney Genetically Modifying her, but she’s not 12, allowing you to live out all your dirty fantasies on her, like you were Usher Raymond doing the MJ on Bieber like he was Culkin, if you know what I mean…and if not you can just stare at the bikini pics, possible implant tits, on a girl who is doing what sh can to matter in some self produced bikini pics…and I dig it…

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Selena Gomez posted some pics of her body that makes me feel like a sex offender even though she’s 20….and has sex with Justin Bieber….increasing her chances of being HIV positive you know since it is the Gay disease….and girls for years have been banging closet cases getting the shit….

That said, bikini pics are the main reason facebook and twitter work….and not just bikini pics of young starlets…I’m talking bikini pics of everyday girls we know – work with go to school with….this is shit we never had access to before social networking…but is shit girls love producing now that we have social networking…cuz they are all a gang of whores – thank god.

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