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2013

05

Mar

Selena Gomez Awesome on Set of the Day

Selena Gomez is shooting a music video and she’s in a leotard….

I mean she kinda looks ridiculous…with all that big hair…and what looks like a little youthful body….but for a Mexican or hispanic…or someone with the last name Gomez….she hasn’t really got all that much booty….and I love fucking booty…especially considering she’s got some belly…which I guess could be babyfat from having the hormones of a 12 year old…Thanks to Disney…doin’ the Peter Pan…cuz it is the only way to maintain Child Stars in projects they invest in….until they rebel, run off and reinvent themselves like Selena Gomez is…and I’m totally into having front row seats…..

That said, how excited are you for her new album? I’m sure the music will be life changing garbage.


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2013

01

Mar

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Head Back to the Motherland of the Day

The two little pop tart monkeys straight from the Disney Lot…where their Corporate Sponsored Cola was laced with Peter Pan hormone suppressants that allow them to stay youthful and hirable as long as the show must go on….as collective breaking free from the oppressive mouse ears…the red-short chains….that define them thanks to their parents selling them off as kids….and are now paving their own way as scandalous little party sluts….together….because if they are in it together…they feel less guilt and fear of the half naked unknown….you see both have tried to take on the world independently….both had sex with gays….one released nudes…the other pretended she was hip hop…but together…they are hot like fire…..fire in their mother land of Spain…on TV…making shit explode….as I wait for the lesbian sex tape to be released….cuz I know they are working on one…..

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2013

18

Feb

Selena Gomez and/or Vanessa Hudgens Strikes a Pose for Social Media of the Day


I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing…

Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….

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2013

05

Feb

Selena Gomez Does Upskirts on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck….

The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…

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2013

01

Feb

Selena Gomez Cameltoe Fitting Pics for Springbreakers of the Day


Selena Gomez is trying to dirty up or sleaze up her image a little and she is doing it by being in a Harmony Korine movie where she’s in her bikini the entire time like some little college slut who loves dick…when her up until now her life has been a whole lot more disney, with staged relationships with gay dudes for publicity….all wholesome and clean….

So it is only natural that in this heavily promoted bikini heavy movie….the pics from her fitting would surface…and with all bikinis that are one size too small…there’s a lot of vagina definition going on….some may call it a cameltoe…I call it glorious enough to break the internet with all it’s jailbait sex offender in her 20s who looks 15 glory…..

It’s like having a glimpse of what Bieber never stuck his dick inside….

Awesome…even if I’m not a fan of hers…

She’s an inny.

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2013

30

Jan

Selena Gomez From the Back of the Day

You may see some young starlet….horny and ready to get revenge on her homosexual ex boyfriend popstar she was leveraging for her own fame…..from behind all ready to be mounted or hump danced on the dance floor….you know with her hands up whiling out like she was at the club and listening to the latest dumbstep song…..jacked on molly ready to get fucking boner in her back…..but I see tragedy…not tragedy of a wasted youth, or hot girl gone wrong…but tragedy that she’s in the recording studio….cuz it means she’s making music…and her music…up on some Taylor Swift I just got dumped it makes me creative kick….and I might as well put this out there while people care I exist…before I really end up dumpy when the Disney hormone therapy wears off….you know doin’ it for her fans….but I know the shit that is being shat out while this was taken is the bloody kind you want to go to the doctor to fix so it never happens again kind….

Here’s her back anyway…


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2013

14

Jan

New Springbreakers Poster of the Day

I think I may be jaded….because I don’t find this picture hot at all…if anything I find it boring and a cheap attempt for a movie that has been all about cheap attempts to get noticed…from hiring a paparazzi to be on set to leak every bikini pic…to putting out various posters as reminders….to casting Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to be the bikini asses in the shit…even if their bikini bodies are average at best….making the whole thing already played out but cuffed girls bending over…even if you’ve seen it before….are never really a waste of time….so I should stop hating and start staring even if the only one that’s fun is the one grabbing her ass while the others have their hands in the way….

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2012

04

Dec

Selena Gomez Bra and Panty Selfie of the Day

In the biggest news in the history of news….that I guess is motivated by being ditched for a lingerie model….Selena Gomez has released to social media…a picture of her taking a self shot underwear pic…like she too is a lingerie model…despite her body screaming that she is anything but a lingerie model….even though people like me encourage all girls, bodies and shapes to be lingerie models….at least in my inbox and on my cell phone…because it helps me with my masturbation…

That said..I like where this is going…even if it’s not as good as a sex tape…it is the right level of falling off for attention…and I mean..it’s Selena Gomez in her bra and panties…that’s a big deal in some circles…so just take it all in, I know it is hard to digest and process you fucking pervert….

I guess it’s possible that this isn’t actual her crying for attention…but a wet pre-shower Gomez leaking this pic makes for a better story….

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2012

28

Nov

Selena Gomez in Some Photoshoot of the Day

After looking at these pics of her troll belly trying to look cute while looking like some kind of rodent face….I realize why Justin Beiber, Homosexual, would take his fake relationship for his tween fans to Victoria’s Secret, because like closet cases everywhere, Victoria’s Secret models are the girls the media tells us to like when we have no interest in girls…while everyone, gay or straight…knows a Disney childstar who has fallen off now that the Disney Peter Pan drugs are wearing off…rounding her out into what you’d expect a girl named Gomez to look like…is not anything to brag about when you’re a fucking star and theoretically can fuck anything that isn’t portly….

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2012

20

Nov

RonysPhotobooth Covers Selena Gomez Adidas Event for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Arguably the best photographer in LA…if not the world, RonysPhotobooth ….a
good friend of ours here at DrunkenStepfather…despite our constant teasing of his friends….

Well he sent one of his crew to a media event DrunkenStepfather was finally invited to…and not only showed up to…but brought the best fucking photographers in the city to….because we may be ghetto, but we’re fucking awesome….

I feel kinda bad that everyone went to the trouble to go to this announcement…that Selena Gomez just signed a 3 year deal as guest designer for Adidas…..

I was hoping the event, that we weren’t given much info about, was going to be for a crotchless panty collection….not that Beiber is out of the picture and she can finally have sex…

Either way, thanks to the crew at RonysPhotobooth for being so lovely….and I’m looking forward to more fun times like these…even if they weren’t fun for anyone involved….

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