In the biggest news in the history of news….that I guess is motivated by being ditched for a lingerie model….Selena Gomez has released to social media…a picture of her taking a self shot underwear pic…like she too is a lingerie model…despite her body screaming that she is anything but a lingerie model….even though people like me encourage all girls, bodies and shapes to be lingerie models….at least in my inbox and on my cell phone…because it helps me with my masturbation…

That said..I like where this is going…even if it’s not as good as a sex tape…it is the right level of falling off for attention…and I mean..it’s Selena Gomez in her bra and panties…that’s a big deal in some circles…so just take it all in, I know it is hard to digest and process you fucking pervert….

I guess it’s possible that this isn’t actual her crying for attention…but a wet pre-shower Gomez leaking this pic makes for a better story….

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After looking at these pics of her troll belly trying to look cute while looking like some kind of rodent face….I realize why Justin Beiber, Homosexual, would take his fake relationship for his tween fans to Victoria’s Secret, because like closet cases everywhere, Victoria’s Secret models are the girls the media tells us to like when we have no interest in girls…while everyone, gay or straight…knows a Disney childstar who has fallen off now that the Disney Peter Pan drugs are wearing off…rounding her out into what you’d expect a girl named Gomez to look like…is not anything to brag about when you’re a fucking star and theoretically can fuck anything that isn’t portly….

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Arguably the best photographer in LA…if not the world, RonysPhotobooth ….a
good friend of ours here at DrunkenStepfather…despite our constant teasing of his friends….

Well he sent one of his crew to a media event DrunkenStepfather was finally invited to…and not only showed up to…but brought the best fucking photographers in the city to….because we may be ghetto, but we’re fucking awesome….

I feel kinda bad that everyone went to the trouble to go to this announcement…that Selena Gomez just signed a 3 year deal as guest designer for Adidas…..

I was hoping the event, that we weren’t given much info about, was going to be for a crotchless panty collection….not that Beiber is out of the picture and she can finally have sex…

Either way, thanks to the crew at RonysPhotobooth for being so lovely….and I’m looking forward to more fun times like these…even if they weren’t fun for anyone involved….

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We had a crisis yesterday when mainstream media reported the Bieber/Gomez spilt…..So I expressed myself with a Memorial Video …..then we were taken on a MEDIA BLITZ roller coaster where they reported Bieber was banging Barbara Palvin the lingerie/bikini model for Victoria’s Secret…..then they said they were back together…and I rejoiced….by making a celebration video of their love to express that joy…..even though I really don’t care about these brats, who they are fucking, when they are fucking, why they are fucking, or if it is all just a marketing campaign….

Even though, if I was Bieber – I’d be fucking low level groupie models who are 18 and just getting a taste of fame…instead of some barely attractive, ego, celebritant twat from Disney….who you know is a whole bag of bullshit spoiled brat behavior that comes with being young, rich with a ton of fans….while groupie models who are 18 and just starting up are way easier to handle…she’s new to it and hasn’t had time to grow into a cunt…and even if she has at least she’s hot bodied….while Gomez…kinda looks like a monkey….even in a hot little dress at the Glamour awards while all the other tweens in their 20s were at the Twilight premiere….I’d rather stare Barbara Palvin in Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot and I hate catalog shoots…..

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Thank god the crisis is over….

There is still hope…The world continues….this was just a miscommunication…a publicity stunt…they were toying with our emotions…like the puppets we are…

From TMZ

Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.

Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up

So I had to re-work my MEMORIAL VIDEO to make it a romance video…

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It is the end of the fucking world…

So in great tragedies…at least in terms of staged relationships between homosexual boy toys and the Disney girls who want to ride their coat tails….Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up and it is official….

I know you probably heard rumors of this last week, because Selena Gomez was seen with another dude and Justin wrote “single” on twitter or some shit…but it wasn’t until yesterday that the mainstream media picked it up and everyone decided to talk about it like it fucking matters…

That alone is everything that is wrong with the world today….so I decided to make a memorial video to mock this celebrity relationship obsessions…you are all a bunch of pawns buying into the bullshit trap getting brain washed instead of uprising me….

So let’s make a bigger deal about idiots who are a big deal all cuz you made them a big deal…when the big deals should be shit that is actually relevant, important…and that matter… not twink tabloid fodder of idiots who probably never banged….for obvious reasons like they were never in the same room together….they only hung out a dozen times for the paparazzi…cuz the whole thing is marketing bullshit.

But then again…I am the one who made a tribute video documenting their fake love…reminding me that the real problem…is me….

I am ready for both of these pawns, especially the Ellen looking Usher Fucker one….to fall off like typical child stars – cuz that’s when things get semi interesting….that or the sex tape directed by Usher…

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Selena Gomez was showing some titty that I assume are implants that she got for her role in Spring Breakers but that could easily just be a little freshman 20 weight gain that happens when you turn 20, your metabolism slows down, and you eat your feelings from the shame that comes with dating a homosexual popstar, living his lie, only to be dumped by him…..you know that child star drama that I hope leads to falling off, drugs, porn and other good stuff to watch as the empire crumbles….but in the meantime – she’s in Glamour…..

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I don’t know why Selena Gomez is hanging with Ellen dressed like Frankenstein…but I do know that her costume fucking sucks.

Maybe dating Justin Beiber has given her a taste of lesbianism she can’t get out of her mouth…you know since he is a Little Woman….leading to birkenstocks in socks, flannel, organic raw vegan diets, furgal eco travel in youth hostels, volunteering at orphanages, and remember always that penis is the devil….and thus we must not dress in a way that makes them hard…not even on Halloween….

Or maybe, I’m just over reacting.

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