The two little pop tart monkeys straight from the Disney Lot…where their Corporate Sponsored Cola was laced with Peter Pan hormone suppressants that allow them to stay youthful and hirable as long as the show must go on….as collective breaking free from the oppressive mouse ears…the red-short chains….that define them thanks to their parents selling them off as kids….and are now paving their own way as scandalous little party sluts….together….because if they are in it together…they feel less guilt and fear of the half naked unknown….you see both have tried to take on the world independently….both had sex with gays….one released nudes…the other pretended she was hip hop…but together…they are hot like fire…..fire in their mother land of Spain…on TV…making shit explode….as I wait for the lesbian sex tape to be released….cuz I know they are working on one…..

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