A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 2, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT

Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy….

Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits…

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Selena Gomez has recently been rumored to have had sex with the black guy she went on Vacation with last week, you know those pictures of her chubbier than she used to be because black guys love that BBW shit…I heard it in a Drake song and that guy embodies black…you know on the frontlines in the ghetto of Baltimore…from his childhood home in rich, white Canada…

Either way, they are saying she fucked the black guy to piss off Bieber…as Bieber has a hard on for the dude…and there is something magical about an ex emotionally eating herself into a demographic…only to fuck that demographic…to piss off the pansy pop star pervert she dated…because it all creates media hype and she fucking loves media hype..it sells whatever she’s selling…that dancing mexican fuck….

That said…here’s her round ass squeezed into jeans…getting frisked at the airport…which is a fetish to some of you who wish you were TSA…to cavity search all the babes rolling through…as that would be the only human contact you get…cuz one likes you…

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

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These photoshoot pics of Selena Gomez in a bikini were posted to instagram recently, and I figured why not stare at a Selena Gomez photoshopped picture in a one-piece bathing suit, because it covers up her gunt, and more importantly. the broken dreams left smeared on her gut by beiber when he came all over her belly…assuming that she wasn’t fucking him up the ass with random objects leaving him cumming on the floor in the doggy style position…

That said, she’s a pudgy, bloated, lupus Disney star, with probably implants, because Mexcians often times have shit tits…and I think she’s great…raised well in the world of Disney where sucking “up” to the right executive…got her mom the house, car and life she wanted…

There’s something magical about youthful whores who learn it as kids, and grow up with it…it’s far better than the whores who figure it out in college or at the first job…

I feel like these are old…but jerking off to her never gets old…even when she does…don’t act like you weren’t in her fan club when she was 16 you freaks.

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Selena Gomez posted what looks like a mesh dress you’d find at the sex shop, or on a Florida wife tanning by the pool, drinking her cocktails after sucking down some valium, because she knows it is the day the Cuban garderner comes by and she really wants to fuck him like she was America during the 1960s…no more Heinz Ketchup for you motherfuckers…but have since redeemed themselves by giving the Cubans Miami…

That said, Selena Gomez is a Mexican, and like all Mexicans, she’s had her tits done, so why wouldn’t she show off her nipples, this is a sign of status, like she’s officially made it to her people back home, cuz Mexican know that Mexicns have shitty tits..

If that doesn’t excite you, and it shouldn’t – here she is lip syncing in a car…as girls seem to do these day…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 2, 2015 at 7:47pm PDT

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her in a bikini top, I guess to prove that her tits are just her being hormonal and not actual implants, because they are built like a body builder’s pectoral muscles, and not like an implant, unless that’s the look she was going for with her surgeon, which is possible “Make it look like a tranny tit”….but I doubt it…

Now, we can assume that she felt pretty, because she looks cute enough and her pudgy little face is not as pudgy, maybe a not so crazy water retention / Lupus medication bloat…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, or find this girl interesting or hot, but I’ll stare at anything in a bikini, because I can…and more importantly, because I have nothing better to do…my life is pathetic.

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I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get…

Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on….

Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole…

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