A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 3, 2015 at 12:19pm PDT

Here’s some Disney Starlet making fun of vocal lessons in her spare time, with a girl I assume is her assistant, because they live in some insular shitty world, and this is their life….

You know being a media whore puppet with a hired staff who are riding her coat tails all while being fun around because the whole thing is ridiculous….making jokes that only someone who has vocal lessons would find fun…when the general public just can’t relate or see the humor in this…because it’s a hollywood activity for people who don’t have enough talent to no need vocal lessons…but who can fill seats…because they are Selena Gomez…probably a TM of Disney…with it’s bloated Bieber fucking face…

That said, the friend she humilated acting a fool is named Raquelle Stevens and I want to date her…

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When you’re a total fucking pervert who gets very little from girls in your everyday life…whether it is because you made the mistake of getting married to your high school sweetheart, or married some girl you met on some online video game because you lack social skills, or married because you just couldn’t handle being alone so you went for the first thing that came your way…or you’re alone because you’re just a creeper who no one talks to…you can find sex in anything you look at…and the more desperate you get, the deeper you go down that dark road, the more things like a girl sucking a straw becomes erotic enough for you to lock yourself in the bathroom to jerk off to…even when the straw being sucked is by an overweight Mexican with too much make up on…who you figure looks like Selena Gomez…if you know who Selena Gomez is..which I assume most of you do…but that most normal people not absorbed in this bullshit don’t fucking care…and really shouldn’t…she’s done nothing of substance, and that’s that.

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

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I remember when trashy hoochie girls used to go out to the club in their low rise jeans with their thongs over their hips…so that you could see tramp stamp and what I guess was called Whale Tail..in what was one of the weirder trends in the history of white trash / hispanic trash / what the fuck are you wearing…because as much as I love panties shoved up an ass and pussy…I just hated the kind of girl who would rock that look…the kind of girl who has evolved into the instagram model…you know not hot enough to be a real model, but slutty enough to get people to stare at them, but confusing those stares for being hot enough to be a real model, making them only affordable to rich dudes who can afford their hourly rate…of sugar baby…

All this to say, Selena Gomez, reminds me of that….in this futuristic 1998 club skank look…and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

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Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal…

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 12, 2015 at 1:36pm PDT

This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job..

It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass..

It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad..

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 10, 2015 at 12:04am PDT

Selena Gomez posted this instagram video of her having a hard time sleeping because we can assume that either the stress of being Selena Gomez and living a life of luxury pretty much on vacation all the time thanks to having a team of people doing everything including but not limited to wiping her ass with their mouth because it doesn’t chaff…

We can assume that she’s stessing out about nothing really, or maybe she’s just jacked on diet pills and stimulants to get her back into Disney Shape…

Who cares, she’s topless and in bed, and intimate and even private moment that she’s got make-up on for….because you wish you could be in bed with her…or at least jerking off to her while she sleeps because she’s a pervert…

Here she is with some mom erotica….yeah….sit on her lap…you naughty chubby thing….rocking your pimp hard…

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Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5…

Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous….

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