Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh…

Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene…

Her three reasons she was fed….are:

1- She’s used it her whole life?

I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES.

2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one…

I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value…

Bullshit…

3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun?

Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit…

Ads would be far more interesting if she said:

My three reasons for doing this are:

1- They offered me lots of money and I like money.
2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money.
3- Money is fun….

Money.

TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a>

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Selena Gomez has cleavage we can assume Bieber has cum all over…if he’s not the poofter Usher makes us believe he may be….you know that “fucked my way to the top” was based on him…starting as a bottom…now he’s cum here…yes…Selena Gomez and her new chunk tits make me think of Bieber…I am Canadian..that is our culture…keep the Mexicans in the gardens and hotel rooms…not that there are Mexicans here other than me..and I’m not even that Mexican…but I did go to Cancun once..

Remember when people cared whether she got implants or not, like it fucking mattered…and if she did, this is a total misuse of them…as cleavage selfie needs less clothes…she’s a business, she has fans, she’s got noise to make, and this isn’t cutting it…maybe in the 90s…when girls wore turtle necks this would work.. when cleavage was exciting….but today..this generation..if there is no nipples, it don’t matter…it’s not political enough..it’s just “what the fuck is the point of this boring ass pic”….

So let me post it…on my boring ass site…

All this to say…where is the ass…

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All these Disney Twats live in the same part of Los Angeles County….its called Calabasas and if anyone was to want to attack the hub of the future fall of pop culture and our society that keeps getting dumber and dumber with each generation…that would be the spot…

Girls like Miley, Bieber, the Jenners…and Kardashians live there, and to say having them taken out back and shot would be a benefit for us all is an understatement…

That said, I guess LA is all a wasteland filled with this filth…filth that I only apprecaite because it is getting more and more sexualized and slutty while remaining the same clueless, vapid puppet. producing content that I prefer to their other historically bubblegum shit..

So here’s Selena reacting to Miley’s big pictures, because they are both the same fucking thing, Disney bred…pile of garbage identity crisis weirdness with too much money…and I guess in that they must both compete with each other for the most attention…because why else would Selena post a shower pic…I mean why do any girls post shower or bath pics..so we know they are relaxing..we get it, you’re a whore…

Here’s the whore…

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So Selena Gomez apparently wrote this status….

I know for a fact, mainly due to her uneducated, high school drop out, education, that she didn’t in fact write this, but rather, her team of publicists and probably well paid, Ivy League educated staff put it together for her, to help her position herself in the market…

To assume that Selena has any depth whatsoever, would be to assume any vapid puppet thrown into the industry and blinded by cash and horrible stage parents are anything more than puppets…and to date, not one child star who has been whored out by their parents has really done anything substantial…and have really just self destructed from the inside…whether they are rich for life, still working or just broken drug addicts or not..

So knowing that Selena didn’t write this cry for help, or cry for attention, or lie that she’s positioning as bieng THE TRUTH…go fuck yourself…THE TRUTH…is unfortunately, not really her at breaking point, about to jump, yet just another angle to monetize…THE TRUTH….

The above is her drunk and singing bullshit…

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