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2015

30

Jun

Selena Gomez Sucking Ice Cream of the Day

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There used to be a period in my life of lonely and depressive…where I wasn’t sexting girls…because I didn’t have a cell phone…and I hated my obese Ice Cream eating wife, where we’d go out to get her Ice Cream…and I would be able to finally get a taste of erotica….as I watched young college girls…sucking their cone like it was the best thing they every had in their mouth…probably because eating Ice Cream was off diet and so naughty…that it was like forbidden fruit cheating that exhilarated them right down into the depths of their throbbing pussies…at least that is what I would think…as they deep throated the shit…imagining it was my dick…because I knew as soon as my wife got her triple scoop…ice cream would be ruined for me as it dripped down her face and she emotional sucked it fucking down like you’d expect a 300 pound woman to eat her ice cream…

Selena Gomez…is touching on both those emotions..eroticism….and disgust…and with one ice cream cone..

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2015

29

Jun

Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day

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People are fascinated with Selena Gomez and her tits, you know trying to figure out if they are real or implants, because Mexicans never have nice full tits, it’s a genetic thing, and Hollywood chicks all have implants, it’s just the way of the land….but I am more interested in her chunky face…are those double chin implants, you know to fill yourself out…and make yourself relatable to the new generation of obese…or is it just diet, exercise, and steroids from her LUPUS…

Well I guess this product placement, that you know she’s getting paid for, because subtle money grubbing isn’t really her thing, and obvious money grubbing is…demonstrates that the fat is real….

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2015

26

Jun

Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day

Selena Gomez girl who is not my girl….but who is getting sluttier in her approach to sell shitty music…when she’s not sucking up to her counterparts like Taylor Swift, learning how to brain wash the public better…while not being quite as trashy as Miley…

I didn’t watch the video, if I did, it would be on mute, I just saw it getting passed around the internet and I would hate to miss out on stupid news that is hardly news, but rather me promoting some unappreciative cunt, that even if I send 2 views to her shitty video she doesn’t deserve as she’s never done shit for me…

This is a one sided relationship Selena…step it the fuck up…

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2015

24

Jun

Selena Gomez No Bra Party of the Day

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She’s found her marketing hook…her tits…

For a few months, people wanted to know if she had implants because their lives are pathetic and some rich Disney slut’s implants are relevant to their existence, because their existence is that pathetic….I am talking to you…

Then, she milked that rumor by showing off cleavage, which would have been exciting….if we were religious people, and cleavage was arrousing…you know if we weren’t part of the internet porn generation of throat fucking…

And now, at least the last week, shes gone free the nippl on us and doesn’t wear a bra, something that is totally relevant now…it’s a political stance…that allows her to come across as a “with-it” young boss, when really she’s likea 50 year old thanks to being prostituted to the world and Disney at such a young age…

Either way, people like nipples…and here’s her tribute to her pimp…

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2015

23

Jun

Selena Gomez Nipples of the Day

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2015

19

Jun

Selena Gomez Apparently Braless of the Day

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Selena Gomez knocks out her workout

Apparently, Selena Gomez isn’t wearing a bra in these pics…

I can’t tell if she’s wearing a bra or not, you see I just assume no one wears bras these days, they aren’t in style, especially when they have small breast implants, because their tits end up with built in bras…but I guess girls are so programmed by society or their family or their moms or their schools…to wear bras…that when they don’t wear bras they make a big deal out of it, talk about it like it’s a thing, in some exodus you’d think was comparable to the slaves being emancipated…when normal girls start exploring this world…usually when over 25, because under 25 grew up on porn and those girls are fine walking around with their assholes exposed…thank god for that…

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2015

18

Jun

Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind…

But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves…

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2015

17

Jun

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Manipulating the Media Comparing Assses of the Day

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Here is evidence that all this shit is a scam….because Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift should be rivals, it makes making shitty pop music for a retard audience more entertaining if they hate each other…rather than best fucking friends who are levarging their audiences to help each other sell albums…in a “we’re the fucking illuminati”…kind of way…

This “we all like each other”…pop star, model, instagram celebrity shit…annoys me because you know that they all talk shit on each other, are jealous of each other, but show face to make money, because they have no fucking souls…

It’s like there is no authenticity is this world…but at least when they are together you can cross refrence both their asses, Selena’s turning 30 year old mexican mom of Two…and Taylor’s looking more like a model…

And whatever is going on here…I know one thing and that thing is these girls make too much money….and represent all that is wrong in the world…

Here is some possible Selena Cameltoe…

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2015

16

Jun

Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day

Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh…

Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene…

Her three reasons she was fed….are:

1- She’s used it her whole life?

I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES.

2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one…

I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value…

Bullshit…

3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun?

Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit…

Ads would be far more interesting if she said:

My three reasons for doing this are:

1- They offered me lots of money and I like money.
2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money.
3- Money is fun….

Money.

TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a>

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2015

15

Jun

Selena Gomez Getting Her Hair Done of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but the first thing I like to do on a Monday Morning, that isn’t even morning, but is to some of you on the west coast, assuming there are people even looking at this, is to watch some Disney Child Star Trash who has been fucked by bieber, who possibly has fake tits, getting her hair done, before turning into the fat Mexican you know she will become…as it happens with Every Mexican…and really every Filipino, Korean, and French Canadian….while American girls are fat from birth…

So take this in as you do your own hair, or like me, don’t do your hair at all, because the extent of your hygiene is spraying air freshner on your sweat pants either you or your dog pissed on…

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