I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad…

That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars….

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Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together….

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Selena Gomez is showing off her little implants…that she got to balance out her awkward shaped, sometimes bloated looking body that I guess you can blame on her Lupus and the steroids she has to take so that she doesn’t die a premature death, so that she can go onto make shitty music, shitty movies, and hang with shitty rich kids making up a little group of popular LA rich girl cool kids, that if you were in high school, they’d be the ones you jerk off to, and probably the first ones you shoot when you do your fantasy school shooting…because they don’t give you the time of day…

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez shoot is all about,

I just know that you can see her small breast implant in what the mainstream call sideboob, and you can tell that she got herself some tits, because Mexicans historically have shitty tits, and I guess she’s trying to do more serious things that involve showing her tits, like a Miley, transitioning from the Disney team that created her when her mom sold her soul to them…you know the young whoring that is never exposed because Disney is the happiest place on earth assholes…

That’s all I have to say about this pudgy faced, lupus ridden, Bieber violated, starlet that you people want to fuck, because you’ll fuck anything…but nothing wants to fuck you…at least that’s the story I heard…

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Selena Gomez posted instagram erotica if you consider no concept photoshoots for instagram, where she’s all black and white, and less pudgy than she normally is, with no pants on and spread but not the way you want her spread erotic…which I do….and not just because I know Justin Beiber had sex with her…but because I am a pervert capable of masturbating to anything that involves tween starlets who aren’t tweens thanks to Disney stealing their innocence…

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Feb 4, 2015 at 12:35pm PST

I didn’t listen to this shit, because it looks awful, miserable, annoying as fuck…but I did see the part where she basically looks like she’s swallowing a Justin Bieber load….with disgust, while trying to be sexy, as most load swallowing goes…you see it takes a very amazing girl to actually love cum…they all say they do…but they don’t mean it…it’s like how they all say they give good blowjobs…when really they can’t all give good blowjobs…they just take dudes who they are sucking off saying “that’s amazing, because my dick is in a mouth” to fucking heart…instead of working on their craft…

Not that that has anything to do with this Selena Gomez instagram porn….or maybe it has everything to do with this Selena Gomez porn…

Another 'guess this song'… And I promise I'm done because now I'm actually working. Not making videos.

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Feb 4, 2015 at 12:52pm PST

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