Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times.
Hollywood is like a cheesy fucking High School, you’d expect or at least hope, the weirdo gothic kid who is an outcast there thanks to being chewed up and spat out by the cool kids…would blow the fuck up on his lunch break…thanks to bombs he built in his shop class..
They all know each other, they all hang out with each other, they are all these egotistical, self involved assholes who celebrate themselves, and who who think they are collectively amazing, but more amazing than the others who make up their community…
They all talk shit about each other, smile at each other to save face, go to lunch with each other….and are exclusive and exciting to the general population together…and I just don’t understand why people by into them…
They seem detached, lame, boring…they spend their time doing dumb things together…and I think Selena Gomez’s instagram feed from last night at the Golden Globes captures more than just her back fat, but everything that should make you want nothing to do with any of this shit…
There is a little group of young girls, who I can guarantee think they are awesome, relevant and interesting, because the media talks about them, even though they are all average looking, rich spoiled brats who aren’t even cool, or fun, or interesting…who don’t even use their access, or money for awesome, and who just prance around living the life of luxury, that in case you didn’t know is fucking boring…even when half naked and in a bikini.
Either way, a bunch of them, including but not limited to Selena Gomez, spoiled brat Kendall Jenner, and her BFF, also rich scam model Gigi Hadid…where they joined ISIS in DUBAI, or at least that is what it looks like with their ARAB Hijab gear, that is actually offending Muslims and not joining Muslims even though joining a terrorist group would make sense, or at least give this candy-coated piles of shit some substance or edge, especially since they already terrorize pop culture…
I guess the HADID one is already Arab money…she’s probably the leader who roped the others in…
Justin Bieber’s sex offending molester, Selena Gomez, who was 18 when he was 16, but still fucked him even though it was a against the law, because these kids are so spoiled, entitled, and rich due to parental exploitation, that involved praising them so that they would perform like dancing monkeys on command so they got the big pay day… are above the law…
Well they aren’t above trying to be high concept, because Selena posted this picture of a picture, with a vague caption…of what looks like it could be 1970s style erotica, ass out, skirt up…but that I can’t really figure out, because in her artistic, high concept hustle, she used flash…intentionally, because that’s how high concept artists do…and for some reason, a reason I call you being a weirdo pervert, I believe you can totally masturbate to this…because porn is boring, while scrambled possibly erotica…is just something different…
If a gym teacher, school bus driver, little league coach, camp councillor, child therapist, or really any man was to post this same picture…they would get arrested…especailly if it was a Mall Santa….
When Selena Gomez does it, it’s ok, even though she has a history of sex offence, back when she was boning a 16 year old Beiber when she was over 18….
Maybe, it’s best to keep babies off the internet as a general rule….
I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender…
I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone…
I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits..
All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.
Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits….
I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club…
Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about….
Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do.
Selena Gomez was in FLAUNT MAGAZINE a few weeks ago, and I guess this is a screenshot from the behind the scenes video – featuring her tit in a lacy top – that if you look at it with nerd vision, you may see a glimpse of discoloration that may or may not be her nipple, which may or may not be enough for you to masturbate to, but I assume you’re more desensitized than that, you know like you’re one of those weirdos who needs to get off to really fucking weird things…
But I guess it is still Selena Gomez and her possible nipples…and that’s exciting news – if you’re a pathetic…and you are.
Selena Gomez was out wearing some evil dictator uniform…which I felt was appropriate because I am convinced she’s all kinds of evil….and a lot like a dictator because of her huge ego and arrogance she has in shoving her nonsense down all of our throats all of the time thanks to radio…
At least she’s showing off what could be implants, or just puberty, now that the Peter Pan pills at the offices of Disney that created her are finally wearing off, while she does it all evil and manipulative..plotting her next million….or billion…
For some reason, a reason I call perversion, I am ok with this behavior and I encourage more acting up and tantrums…rebellions and scenes, because everything is fucking boring and we always need some spice…or some Mexican to clean our house….
Here’s the video with possible nipple for the people into that kind of thing..you perverts
People are amazed that Selena Gomez has cleavage and that pretty much blows my fucking mind, seeing as she’s a girl with a bit of a body, you know not some anorexic dying model….and girls…have tits…even if they are small, with the right bra they get cleavage, and even if they are small implants…who gives a fuck…everyone has implants – they only cost 5,000 dollars…it’s not some secret or exclusive thing, and if you go to a strip club, you’ll know that some of the most gutter women in the world have implants…not to mention, she’s not even showing those “alleged” implants, she’s just showing cleavage, and it’s just cleavage, it’s not the 80s when people forget the braless 70s, and cleavage was enough to jerk off to…I mean this is the internet porn generation…who fucking cares…well I guess people into tits do, and that’s why I’m posting it…life as a pervert is so confusing.