Someone emailed me these pictures saying that they are Selena Gomez leaked nudes from a cellphone hack and that they were 100 percent her because they know someone who knows her management…

I say, that it is probably some dude and his slutty girlfriend who is probably a cam girl trying to troll the internet because people always tell her she looks like Selena Gomez, and she wants to believe it, even though she’s a bootleg version….like the girl I once dated who told me she looks like Penelope Cruz, when she actually looked like a massive nosed monster…or this other girl I dated who told me she looked like some other celebrity and like maybe if that celebrity was pushing 300 pounds and a totally different person that’d make sense…

But I am always up for a good nude scandal, whether it is Selena Gomez or not..it’s still tits…and we like those…

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Her ass isn’t that great…..

I am not just saying that because I know that Bieber has been up inside it. I am saying it because it looks like a deflated weird slab of skin, hanging out of a pair of shirts over her rubbing together thighs….

I am not hating on shorts like this. I think they are a great thing that I see every time I leave my house. Eventually, shorts will be so short in the mainstream, that girls will be walking around with their asses spread. Anus everywhere…It’s like shorts will be some kind of rigging to spread the ass cheeks so we can see the girls soul…

I am just saying if I had an ass like Selena Gomez’s, it would not be on blast in a pair of shorts like this…

IT’d be locked in the basement.

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My Top 10 posts don’t have 10 pictures in them because top 10 posts are the fall of society. They are the click bait you find on all your favorite news sources that remind you that humans are no much different than a monkey and humans like things to be given to them in list form, even if that list is fully arbitrary and made up. Even when the top 10 aren’t the top 10 at all, but rather the first ten the lazy writing getting paid 10 dollars a day came up with…There is no integrity in journalism these days and I am the proof…but there is integrity in staring at Selena Gomez’s tits and trying to figure out if she’s got implants or not..

Base on the state of the world, I think we can all agree that this is what matters in the world….

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Girls are generally users…but when they are in Hollywood and their careers or making more stupid money or at least keep momentum up…it’s a lot worse.

It’s safe to say Selena and Cara aren’t actual friends, yet they both thought it was a relevant or good opportunity to get together and get some press.

YOu know don’t shy away from Lesbian allegations, post pics of them holding hands. Inseparable. Fuck with the media, the tabloids, get in bikinis…make money.

Cara probably thinks it’s funny as a rich connected girl who is now an It Girl…that she can get access to Selena Gomez one on one….and Selena Gomez probably likes that she’s hanging with a “cool it girl”…int he fashion scene everyone loves..

They are groupie-ing each other…all for the paparazzi.

But they aren’t real friends…they are just leveraging…but you’re at this level of success…you have no friends..everyone’s just using and making money…and who cares, the public love scandal…controversy anything that distracts from their own shitty life…so let Selena do some basic mind fucking…even if it’s hardly that impressive.

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Doing what I do, I realize that there are far more important things going on in the world – than just this celebrity gossip, who is dating who, smoke and mirror bullshit people care about because it’s shoved down their throats and they are trained to care about it…

You know instead of trying to make yourself famous, or to make a difference, or to make money to live like you’re famous…you’re obsessing over Selena Gomez turning 22…

THere are real issues going on…

So when my friend MADE THIS TOP 10 SELENA GOMEZ BIRTHDAY BIKINI AND 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT MORE …I was happy to see, I am not alone in hating celebrity, finding celebrity a vapid group of retards that produce shitty content and that divert from real issues in life…to focus on their spoiled brat luxuries…

The uprising is now…just as soon as I’m done staring at her little implants in a sheer bathing suit…unfortunately the highlight of my day…because I don’t need to worry about worldly issue or my own success when I can just stare at 22 year old hard nipples in a white bathing suit – reminding me of the time my friends sister was in a white bathing suit at their pool and she was walking around unaware that it was see through…showing us all her nice inny pussy…giving me something to jerk off to all through high school…leading to my love of all things white bikini….

Here she is showering for the paparazzi with Cara Delevingne…

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Selena Gomez is on a yacht and in a bikini with Cara Delvingne – because it seems that both Cara Delevigne is a friend collector. The kind of socialite in the UK who is enjoying the buzz around her and turning to twitter to connect with these other starlets – who are surprisingly really boring and uninteresting to actually hang around – but who the world think are great – because the world are fucking blinded by the media and buy into all this bullshit that makes them all fucking rich..

We are the fucking problem, we perpetuate it…and it is not even all that clever that these girls have figured out how to manipulate the tabloids…because the tabloids are half retarded and will post any fucking story…

I am just interested in their expensive, well paid, possibly fake, but I doubt it, that was just another cry for attention – like the whole Bieber thing – and now the possible fake lesbian with a model thing….tits….because lets face it…tits are more interesting than anything else these twats are up to…

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Selena Gomez is in Europe apparently, not that keep track of this pudgy faced thanks to steroids to control her Lupus, monkey looking thing that has had Beiber up inside her…I just pay attention to what’s going on in pop culture, barely, but it pays for my drinking…

That said, she was rumored to have to gotten fake tits, she started milking the story, posting cleavage pics, even a nipple slip, and the whole thing is fine with me, because I’m all for some little pop tart trying to sex herself up a little more, cuz she’s left insecure that Bieber has left her behind for all his groupie and model sluts…or whatever…

Because no matter how rich and famous a girl is, she can still be left broken and insecure when the guy she dates fucks off on her…not that I am even convinced she ever dated Bieber, I just think that was marketing and so is this..

She’s on the rebrand…showing them tits…here are a bunch of pics of the experience…

Oh and She’s Working on her Ass….”Hehe #day20 #squatitout #tooeasy”

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Everyone has been so into Selena Gomez and her push up bras that could possibly be breast implants…they are buying into her attention seeking story that she’s playing up for the paparazzi…in what I like to call a diversion from the actual surgery she probably had…labia reduction…or maybe it was a sex change…or maybe she didn’t have surgery at all, she just likes people talking about her…

I just know she’s probably not wearing a bra here….and her tits don’t look as fake as they should be….so if she did get fake tits…it was probably the model size fake tits that don’t even count as fake tits since they don’t matter enough and aren’t loud enough…

Either way, she’s looking less bloated on LUPUS steroids than normal, I dig whatever is going on here as much as you can dig a sloppy body that bangs Bieber on the regular…which is actually more than I’d expect it to be …I blame the Mexican connection.

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Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty….

Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS

And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”…

Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake…

But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants…

It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere..

Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness.

I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

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I posted these pics of Selena Gomez’s possible implants and hard nipples last night, while drunk, after spending a night in a strip club, surrounded by hard nipples on implants, because I figured everyone would get excited about them, except me…because implants don’t impress me, especially not on multi millionaires, hard nipples don’t impress me because every girl has nipples, and if she didn’t I would probably be more impressed, because it is weird…

What I didn’t realize in the pics was her titty sweat…and I think while nerds are making her shirt see through…:

We should be focusing on the titty sweat…because that’s some kind of gross – I would be down to lick.

#NEWFETISH!!!

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