Ellen is such a sex offender…all lesbians are…especially the ones who seem non threatening, non-sexual, almost “kid” like. You know always clowning around, dancing around, making bad jokes, while looking absolutely non sexual in their outfit you’d expect a kid to wear to his first day of school, when that’s just the way the drag the young pussy into their comfortable homes….making them think they are safe, only to find out there’s a sex dungeon and 15 inch double sided dildo next to the stuffed toll painting station.

Creepy and Selena Gomez milking it with this Jon Benet look, wearing the tightest dress on purpose, cuz she likes hearing the constant drip of Ellen’s pussy, like a broken faucet. It makes her feel pretty in life where her fake boyfriend her manager makes her fake date, Justin Beaver is more interested in jerking off Usher than milking her young body….a young girl’s got needs and apparently so does Ellen! That weirdo… FOLLOW ME

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Some diehard Vanessa Hudgens fans decided to report me to the authorities for posting pictures of a minor, even though the Vanessa Hudgens pics I posted weren’t nude, there’s no proof she was under 18 in them, cuz Hudgens is in her 20s and there’s not proof they are even Vanessa Hudgens….Some people always try to ruin your fun….

She wrote:

Please be advised that you are being reported for posting nude pics of a minor of 17 years. I would recommend highly that you take them down ASAP

This is her facebook, she looks like one of those weirdo Jesus people who would stick her nose in other people’s shit cuz High School Musical is all her crazy mind has to feel purpose…

That said, I avoid all pictures of anyone under 18, other than Taylor Momsen, because I’m not interested in pussy that young, sure the ass is rounder and the tits perkier, but the blowjobs are far less ambitious…I figure let them run through the testing and experimenting with people their own age, like Selena Gomez does with Bieber, and I’ll take them when the pussy’s a little rawer, a little more broken in, and when bitch know how to take a load on her face. Virginity isn’t fun unless it’s on a 40 year old. Experienced at 40 isn’t fun, but at 18 it is.

That said, Selena Gomez is not naked in these pics. She’s also not a minor of 17 years and unfortunately she’s not a Miner of 17 years, cuz miners are always lots of fun to hang around with, black lung and all.

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I’ve already done a Selena Gomez Felt Up By Airport Security post this past week…I guess that officially makes watching little 18 year old bitches who fuck Beiber walking through airport secuirty officially a fetish and this site is the hub….maybe this is the big break I’ve always needed to become a household name, making me lots of money so that I can spend my days going through airport security to experience this fetish first hand, but I figure as an uneducated pervert, I’ll be better off just applying for a job working for TSA…you know since that’s pretty much their job requirement….and seeing everyone naked is mine…so it’ll be a blessed union…

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If I didn’t have a criminal record. I would work for the TSA. Everyone hates on them, but I think it’s a great place for an uneducated, unqualified, high school drop out, immigrant to work, cuz it pays pretty fucking well, but more importantly because you get to see hot bitches rich enough to travel, in their laid back travel clothes…and if you choose to, you get to feel them up, strip search them, or if you want to be more lowkey, just admire their naked bodies from the new full body scan machine, making the job really fucking erotic….

I haven’t traveled much, but I have friends who do, and they always go off about how hot Airport security lines are, and I think these pics of Selena Gomez in her pussy hugging pants prove that even the basic things in life are sex…..

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Apparently there are fake Selena Gomez topless pics going around….I didn’t see them, but I don’t really read the internet, I write it…badly…

Did you know that it is illegal to photoshop people under the age of 18 onto pictures of people fucking? You can go to jail for that shit…So pedophiles can’t get off to actual naked kids and they can’t get off to modified legal pictures with pictures of kids faces cropped on them, you know to tap into their fantasies and keep them off the streets.forcing them to give creepy while making dirty moans while sitting at the park looking onto kids playing….Where are there rights?

Oh, Selena Gomez is 18…well there goes this post….but it brings up a valid point…who the fuck is sitting at home photoshopping these things and why….oh right…my entire readership…HornyLohanWanker, I’m talking to you…

Publicity stunts are fun with tits…

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Here’s a recent photoshoot of Selena Gomez from Instyle.

She’s wearing a sheer top.

That’s pretty slutty for a teenager.

I guess the lie is over and the world knows she’s like all other teenage girls and she puts out….at least she is pretending she doess for the sake of marketing, because both her and Bieber are just tools who had their parents sell their souls to big corporations to make stupid money while showcasing their babies that came out of their uteruses, making everyone feel validated in a way they want to, while making bank

Sure, the ride is good for now, but it will be interesting to see what kind of insanely fucked up they become when they turn 20…I like to think this is the start of what’s to come….and no, I’m not talking about your masturbation, I’m talking about Selena Gomez progressively turning slutty…cuz they are gonna be reallly fucked up when people stop caring about them and new teens take their washed up place….

Child stardom is so fun!

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I have got a bunch of emails (one email) from Americans (an American) excited that Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow.

What they don’t understand is that 16 is legal in Canada, so when the bitches turn 18, I feel like a good part of them died…the only good thing about them being 18 is that now you can share the insane sex with your friends with pictures and videos, cuz before 18, that shit is illegal…but fucking them wasn’t and fucking them is far better than sharing videos of fucking them with your friends…

Either way, people love the underage sluts, and when they become of age…they turn boring….until the sex tape drops…so I guess we’ll just have to wait, but by the looks of her cleavage…I think she’s on the right track…

Happy birthday, now send us some nudes in 24 hours, you twat….

Pics via Fame

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The half naked young pussy parade continues…which gives me hope that there will be a revival in celebrity smut…since they grew up on this Internet generation…where not only can they download movies for their iPads like shit was second nature, but also that girls who get naked get noticed. It is chiseled into their core that every bikini picture, panty flash, nipple slip and sex tape helps a bitch stand out from the crowd and gets people talking about them, especially if they aren’t 18, cuz that’s just fucking formula for success, and the fact that they grew up on this means we have fresh meat in what has become a boring field because the old hasn’t been replaced by the new pussy…but that’s gonna happy soon and if you don’t believe me…just look at a recent picture set of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Augilera and Lindsay Lohan to remind you how done they are and get you excited about what’s to come…like this Selena Gomez chick who will rebel against her catholic upbringing to get noticed, but for now who is in a bikini and lookin’ alright for a half naked 17 year old…

Pics via Bauer

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