Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples…

Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders…

Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…

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I saw the episode of CSI where a motherfucker exploded for talking on the phone at the gas station….too bad that didn’t happen here….not cuz I want Gomez dead but because it would make things a little more interesting…Life needs to be more like bad movies…not long drawn out hell…and I figure what better way to make hat happen, than by taking these overpaid puppets and integrating them into society only to stage amazingness like exploding at gas stations….

I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but it makes sense to me…but unfortunately all we’ve got are these pics of her in tight jeans that are seriously uneventful…More nudity needed….

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Selena Gomez is a way better sex offender than the creepy guy who lives down the hall from me, who spends his days watching young boys playing in the back alley, always offering to buy them porn, beer, cigarettes…and inviting them up to his place to play Wii….and I am sure she fucks better than him too…you know since she has all her teeth, a tight body, her youth, but most importantly a pussy that she’s showing off on stage….a pussy that if she didn’t have….she’d be in fucking jail already cuz the law has no patience for male sex offenders…either way…this is hotness to me…

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I don’t know if posting this counts as kiddie porn…I figure I’m safe since they are public figures…I mean Selena Gomez is an actual Sex Offender and she doesn’t hide it….she puts it out there in pictures and at events like it is some publicity stunt that I assume it is….and she doesn’t get arrested and either shoul you for jerking off to it….

So if sex offenders showing off sex offender tit with their underage boyfriends they molest is your thing….

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This is an interesting rendition of Selena Gomez’s face…I can assume was done to make the fans who hate her for child molesting their man happy…..I just hope that they did a more accurate job with her pussy….all dripping with Beiber semen to get all the little girls exicted…or maybe it is in fact sculpted out of Beiber semen that was milked out of him with Usher Raymond’s mouth, like weird dude who used to live down my hall who masturbated in a jar for years before turning into art because I’m just assuming Usher is that kind of over-the-top weirdo…you know all hip hop billionaire and shit…

And what it really comes down to is that these wax figures are ridiculous…..

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So someone sent me in this picture that they claim is of Selena Gomez leaked….My talents do not lie in recognizing or matching tits and face to celebrities…to me all bitches look the same, but I am pretty sure convinced there’s no fucking way this is of Selena Gomez, but instead some topless girl is trying to get her face out there pretending to be Selena Gomez, but since my talents don’t lie in recognizing and matching tits and face to celebrities, this very well could be her and I’m not about to miss that story, even if normal people don’t give a fuck about seeing Selena Gomez, because the majority of the people who end up on the site are hardly fucking normal…See I ran this pic by a girl I was with last night and her answer was “who cares” and I was like “shit, seriously, cuz I don’t care and really I spend too much time on this shit, it’s embarassing and almost gay, so to prove I’m still a man, I’m gonna jerk off to your facebook pics….instead of these Gomez pics”….

Either way, we call this bitch launching her career, here are some pics of her overshadowing Beiber, it’s her marketing strategy…showing some cleavage, loving the scandals, attention money, and possibly sex but that’s just cuz Usher Raymond is there masturbating in the corner…

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I know sex offenders who get off to sex offenders who look like they should be the one getting sex offended all underage and shit even though she’s of age…don’t need nude pics of the bitch to get off, they can get off to just showing her his penis while in public….so I figured I’d put up this Selena Gomez shit, cuz she is a big deal who everyone is looking at, and even if she’s not half naked and crawling around, she’s got a couple tube top cleavage bouncing…but that’s about as much as you’ll get in this wholesome, girl next door, not slutting out shit….but let’s hope uggs and skirts showing soe leg is enough for you…..and I have a feeling it is.

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I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time….

I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

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Here is Selena Gomez doing some promo for the EMAs….apparently she’s the host, which I can only asssume has to do with her fucking Justin Bieber and that kind of sex offense being something celebrated in Europe because Europeans are all perverts openly, as you keep your perversion to yourself as you masturbate to this bitch cuz she looks 12 and is showing some tit in a bra…the real sex offender is you…creep.

As a Martinez, I take offense to her mocking her Gomez roots…but that wouldn’t stop me from making her sex offend for me as I jerk off in the corner…if you know what I mean.

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Years ago I was watching some daytime talk show about registered sex offenders…and one of the stories stood out as insane….one of the dudes was 19, his girlfriend 17, her dad caught them fucking, he called the police, dude got arrested, the dad pressed charges, he’s a registered sex offender for life….meanwhile Selena Gomez is doing the same shit, but because she’s the girl, it’s ok. She doesn’t go to jail or get put on an embarrassing list that will force her to live in private sex offender communities in Florida, because non sex offenders don’t want her kind in their towns….cuz being a sex offender makes a motherfucker think the sex offender fucks little kids…and I think this story would end in a great way if the legal system was actually fair and didn’t favor celebs…assuming she fucks Beiber, because the chances are pretty good that the real sex offender in all this is Usher Raymod, or as I like to call him, Beiber’s Baby Daddy….and I don’t even know why I bother, 16 is legal in Canada. 14 was legal up until a few years ago….so it doesn’t affect me…I guess I’m an asshole who likes making examples out of people…including myself…since I’m a great example of how not to live your life or run your internet business if you ever want to make any money….

I’m gonna go kill myself with breakfast whiskey….it helps a lot.

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