I find it funny that instead of gracing billboards on the side of the highway along with the caption “Convicted Sex Offender”….or on pamphlets sent out to the neighborhood when she buys a new house so that parents lock up their kids…you know since Selena Gomez fucks dudes who are underage….she’s in Cosmo along with articles I can only assume are about how to finger your man….I’ve seen cosmo, I know the smut it peddles…I just never thought they’d sexualize a sex offender…but that’s probably cuz I never really think about Cosmo…since I’m not a 16 year old girl….but like Selena Gomez….I like them….we should hang out.

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Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood….

Here are her little pervert legs I’d want to be warned about if she moved in my community…..mainly so that I could plot how I was gonna sex offend her….and not so much so that I could lock my kids up from her….if you know what I mean…

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Here’s everyone’s favorite sex offender in Puerto Rico performing in some traditional hispanic festival outfit…cuz her last name is Gomez and she’s trying to connect with those people as J.LO has proved…their loyalty fucking pays….but I’m more concerned with her cleavage and the whole being pantsless…cuz that’s what concerts are all about…especially those of 18 year olds who fuck minors…and not the Chilean kind….

Here a Video of her at this concert…

Here’s another Video of her at this concert….

Here are Some Pics….

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Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples…

Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders…

Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…

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I saw the episode of CSI where a motherfucker exploded for talking on the phone at the gas station….too bad that didn’t happen here….not cuz I want Gomez dead but because it would make things a little more interesting…Life needs to be more like bad movies…not long drawn out hell…and I figure what better way to make hat happen, than by taking these overpaid puppets and integrating them into society only to stage amazingness like exploding at gas stations….

I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but it makes sense to me…but unfortunately all we’ve got are these pics of her in tight jeans that are seriously uneventful…More nudity needed….

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Selena Gomez is a way better sex offender than the creepy guy who lives down the hall from me, who spends his days watching young boys playing in the back alley, always offering to buy them porn, beer, cigarettes…and inviting them up to his place to play Wii….and I am sure she fucks better than him too…you know since she has all her teeth, a tight body, her youth, but most importantly a pussy that she’s showing off on stage….a pussy that if she didn’t have….she’d be in fucking jail already cuz the law has no patience for male sex offenders…either way…this is hotness to me…

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I don’t know if posting this counts as kiddie porn…I figure I’m safe since they are public figures…I mean Selena Gomez is an actual Sex Offender and she doesn’t hide it….she puts it out there in pictures and at events like it is some publicity stunt that I assume it is….and she doesn’t get arrested and either shoul you for jerking off to it….

So if sex offenders showing off sex offender tit with their underage boyfriends they molest is your thing….

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This is an interesting rendition of Selena Gomez’s face…I can assume was done to make the fans who hate her for child molesting their man happy…..I just hope that they did a more accurate job with her pussy….all dripping with Beiber semen to get all the little girls exicted…or maybe it is in fact sculpted out of Beiber semen that was milked out of him with Usher Raymond’s mouth, like weird dude who used to live down my hall who masturbated in a jar for years before turning into art because I’m just assuming Usher is that kind of over-the-top weirdo…you know all hip hop billionaire and shit…

And what it really comes down to is that these wax figures are ridiculous…..

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So someone sent me in this picture that they claim is of Selena Gomez leaked….My talents do not lie in recognizing or matching tits and face to celebrities…to me all bitches look the same, but I am pretty sure convinced there’s no fucking way this is of Selena Gomez, but instead some topless girl is trying to get her face out there pretending to be Selena Gomez, but since my talents don’t lie in recognizing and matching tits and face to celebrities, this very well could be her and I’m not about to miss that story, even if normal people don’t give a fuck about seeing Selena Gomez, because the majority of the people who end up on the site are hardly fucking normal…See I ran this pic by a girl I was with last night and her answer was “who cares” and I was like “shit, seriously, cuz I don’t care and really I spend too much time on this shit, it’s embarassing and almost gay, so to prove I’m still a man, I’m gonna jerk off to your facebook pics….instead of these Gomez pics”….

Either way, we call this bitch launching her career, here are some pics of her overshadowing Beiber, it’s her marketing strategy…showing some cleavage, loving the scandals, attention money, and possibly sex but that’s just cuz Usher Raymond is there masturbating in the corner…

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I know sex offenders who get off to sex offenders who look like they should be the one getting sex offended all underage and shit even though she’s of age…don’t need nude pics of the bitch to get off, they can get off to just showing her his penis while in public….so I figured I’d put up this Selena Gomez shit, cuz she is a big deal who everyone is looking at, and even if she’s not half naked and crawling around, she’s got a couple tube top cleavage bouncing…but that’s about as much as you’ll get in this wholesome, girl next door, not slutting out shit….but let’s hope uggs and skirts showing soe leg is enough for you…..and I have a feeling it is.

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