I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

27

Jan

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs Promoting Som Shit of the Day

Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood….

Here are her little pervert legs I’d want to be warned about if she moved in my community…..mainly so that I could plot how I was gonna sex offend her….and not so much so that I could lock my kids up from her….if you know what I mean…

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