You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me…

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