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2010

28

Jun

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

The half naked young pussy parade continues…which gives me hope that there will be a revival in celebrity smut…since they grew up on this Internet generation…where not only can they download movies for their iPads like shit was second nature, but also that girls who get naked get noticed. It is chiseled into their core that every bikini picture, panty flash, nipple slip and sex tape helps a bitch stand out from the crowd and gets people talking about them, especially if they aren’t 18, cuz that’s just fucking formula for success, and the fact that they grew up on this means we have fresh meat in what has become a boring field because the old hasn’t been replaced by the new pussy…but that’s gonna happy soon and if you don’t believe me…just look at a recent picture set of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Augilera and Lindsay Lohan to remind you how done they are and get you excited about what’s to come…like this Selena Gomez chick who will rebel against her catholic upbringing to get noticed, but for now who is in a bikini and lookin’ alright for a half naked 17 year old…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

31

Mar

Selena Gomez in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what all the rage about Selena Gomez is, but then again, I’m not 12 and I’m pretty out of touch, but I do know that if I was 12, I would just think of her as a second rate, maybe even retarded looking version of a Venessa Hudgens, only she doesn’t get naked, yet…but this selection in shirts is probably a good preview of what’s to come, because you know as people get older and more irrelevant, they have no problem leaving exposing their vaginas in order to get any attention to have just a taste of what they once had…and here she is in her see through shirt…next time let’s just hope she loses the bra…cuz retarded looking girls with a lot of money nipple is better than no nipple….True Story…seriously…if you don’t believe me…google that shit…you’ll see I’m right.

Pics via Fame

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2008

06

Oct

Selena Gomez Rides a Long Board of the Day

I am not a True School Skate or Die motherfucker, I mean the closest thing I’ve ever done to skateboarding is drink in the park next to punk kids who were skateboarding back in the 90s when skateboarding was cool. It was something these drunken, drug using motherfuckers would do that always impressed me and when I’d get to talking to them, they were always down to get fucked up and do insane stunts because something in their head wasn’t wired right. They were one step away from being homeless since they didn’t have jobs, slept all day, partied all night and skated in between. I just respected the lifestyle. Then Tony Hawk Pro Skater hit, the Warped Tour hit, skateboards were sold in Wal Mart and skate shoes and clothing brands were starting to be worn by Cha Chi motherfuckers and are still to this day. I mean any given night I go out I see some asshole with a bottle of Grey Goose in his Ed Hardy rockin’ a pair of Vans and to me, it represents the fall of the rebels and the rise of the mainstream. Sure lots of these dudes I used to get drunk with, got rich and drive BMWs and shit now, but when I see pictures of some chick from the Disney Channel riding a longboard, which is the equivalent of the skiers in the snowboard park to snowboarders or old hairy men on Boogie Boards to surfers, I realize that skateboarding is officially dead and this Selena Gomez chick just pissed on its grave.

Posted in:Longboard|Selena Gomez

2008

12

Aug

I am – Not Posting the Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures of the Day

There are pictures of Selena Gomez running around in her bikini that I am not going to be posting today because I saw them and instantly thought pedophile. She looks 12 and I got no business or interest catering to you sick fucks who get off to this shit. I talk about teenager girls, teenage pregnancy and hanging out with teenage girls, but they are all 18 for the most part and the ones who aren’t have bodies that would make you think they are. Maybe it’s growth hormones in the food, or maybe it’s just their big, perky tits, but I meet them all in bars and they aren’t weird tools of corporations used to seduce other teenage girls and family men who society consider wholesome family people but are just jerking off to the memories of their 14 year old daughter’s friends at last week’s pool party, because 14 year olds wear bikinis now and when I was 14 it was one-piece all the fuckin’ way, and because their youth brings back memories of everything they missed out on and ideas of a tight fertile pussy instead of the tired old catcher’s mitt they married…..

Either way, Selena Gomez is having sex with Miley Cyrus’ Jonas brother and they are at teenage girl war, all while pretending to be little virgins waiting to be married, which is the biggest joke on Disney, because we all know your fucking lie and we all know it’s just a strategy to make a truckload of money and I am tired of the lies, I find it undermining to today’s youth when who deserve the truth so they media influence is at least an honest one instead of this brainwashing fantasy shit that is fucking with the normal cycle of experimenting by turning girls prude, so that teenage dudes who want to get their first blowjob, get their first blowjob instead of getting rejection that could lead them into some kind of 40 year old virgin comic book/porn addicts who end up shooting up their school before shooting themselves, fucking up adolescents and in turn ruining the world.

Disney has a responsibility to be honest and deal with issues in an honest way, instead of denouncing teenage sex they should celebrate it in the public as much as they do as the producers cum in these girl’s faces behind closed doors. They should not throw the slutty behavior in the trash like it was one of the girls abortions and should just be straight up about the fact that they make girls grew up too fast and pretend they are ideal Christians while they have an abortion clinic on set and they should just treat these girls they are trying to make into idols like the whores that they are, the kind that you wouldn’t even talk to if you went to school with them because of the stench of cum and fetus dripping down their leg is gross, instead of waiting the 10 years it is going to take for them to fall apart, before they release the tell all book they wrote in rehab.

Point of all this is to say that I am already a target and blamed for perpetuating this shit. I am considered a rapist, pervert, pedophile, porn peddler with a Not Safe For Work Site. I can’t make money, get into events or cross the border with what I do and I am not going to get myself in more trouble or go to jail by getting on some pedophile list for pictures I don’t even think are hot.

The good news is that there are plenty other sites out there who disguise themselves as Safe For Work and make 200,000 dollars a month on stolen names posting it for you….and she looks fucking young in the pictures so the fact that you even wanna see this shit is messed up to me and this is coming from someone who has sex with 16 year olds.

Anyway, I am not posting the shit, but I will link to them GO

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