These pictures of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez in a bikini were sent to me last night. The person who emailed them in was like “Justin Beiber’s Been Working Out!!”, when what really matters in the pics is not how many push ups Beaver Fever can do, it’s that 18 year old Statutory Rapist who hasn’t been charged as a sex offender even though she should, unless Usher Raymond doesn’t let them actually fuck cuz this is an arranged relationship for press, Selena Gmez, is standing next to him in a fucking bikini top, I think that person’s priorities are totally out of whack…

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