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2014

22

Oct

Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

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People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut.

But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed…

TO SEE HER AND ORLANDO BLOOM AT THE AIRPORT TOGETHER CLICK HERE

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2014

20

Oct

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life…

Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement…

Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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2014

16

Oct

Selena Gomez Whorin’ of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on some media blitz…

She did Ellen:

She Did Kimmel:

Apparently, she’s in some William H Macy directed movie starring his wife Felicity Huffman, in what I guess is her getting into projects that help legitimize her career. The kind of thing that takes her from teen pop tart sucking Bieber cock – to a serious actor…and she doesn’t annoy me…like the other pop tarts do….maybe because I like that she gets the industry, she plays the media, I feel like she’s got it all figured out and her bank account is the proof of that scheming…

There are so many hotter, more interesting, more deserving people…but she’s doing it…so based on that alone – I mean coupled with my perversion – I am willing to stare at her subtle implants…

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2014

15

Oct

Selena Gomez Listening to Her Own Music Porn of the Day

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NEW FETISH!!!

I’ve decided that my new fetish is popstars listening to their own songs, at least I assume she’s listening to her own song, why else would her caption read “awkward” as she makes semi embarrassed faces, as if she’s actually embarrassed and not some egotistical cunt who listens to her own shit everyday and thinks it is better than every other song on the radio, the kind of girl mad when she hears other songs in the radio because they aren’t her song on the radio, as she counts her royalty money…

NEW FETISH!!!

Now if only this New Fetish came with some of her new tits…

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2014

08

Oct

Top 10 Selena Gomez Implants at an Event of the Day

Here’s some Selena Gomez at some premiere in a red dress showing off her tits – that could be a push up bra – that could be implants – that could be chicken cutlets…or that could be implants she lets Beiber cum all over…

I think this is the biggest news of the day – so we can all go collectively kill ourselves now.

Sometimes 3 is the same as 10…when you’re lazy and half assed like me…

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2014

03

Oct

Selena Gomez has a Dad of the Day

Based on her attention seeking and overactive and involved manager mother, you would think that there was no dad in the picture. You know single mother and her daughter sucking dick to get famous and live their dreams…

But apparently – Selena Gomez has a dad and it seems like they are pretty close…

I’m talking the first porn I saw in the 80s that I remember was an incest porn about that dad fucking the daughter in a trailer park in Georgia…

It was called SHARON , it was about the sister jealous of her other sister who the dad fucked….you know the insecurity complex of being the daughter daddy doesn’t molest…pretty good stuff.

It was filled with great lines like “You sure didn’t learn from your mother”…and “that’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and during a threesome with his bowling buddy said “cum in her ass, I don’t want no bastard grand babies”…It was a film that shaped me as a person…and this picture of Selena and her daddy reminds me of that…

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2014

02

Oct

Selena Gomez Hooker in the Sint Maarten Airport of the Day

This is one of the more boring videos you can see of Selena and Justin on a romantic getaway in Sint Maarten before they broke up again and went to france…where Selena conspired with Bieber’s other girlfriend Miranda Kerr on how to get revenge on his weasel yet rich as fuck ass…

If you watch the video, the highlight is the song in the background…but you can probably get a few seconds of Selena walking around in heels like a little harlot that she may or may not be…and the fact is…this would be better if it was a sex tape.

TO SEE HER AT ANOTHER AIRPORT CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER BACK AT LAX AIRPORT CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER BIG CLEAVAGE IN PARIS CLICK HERE

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2014

01

Oct

Selena Gomez Cropped Out Titties of the Day

Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows…

But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous..

I get what she did here…clever little troll.

TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Sep

Selena Gomez in Car Cleavage Selfie of the Day

Selena Gomez is taking wholesome pics for her social media….because she is a wholesome girl. I mean you’re some kind of pervert to think there is anything inappropriate going on here. I mean its just a girl with some fresh implants, not the offensive kind, but the model kind, wearing a shirt on a hot fall day in California. To think this is erotic may make you a sex offender – you know the kind of guy who finds sex in everything things – like school girls, or mom’s with cameltoe, or girls with no bras and hard nipples…I mean it’s just cleavage people, and possible only the skin is hers….the rest is smoke, mirrors, plastic and harnesses….but for some reason…a reason i call perversion..I am all about it…

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2014

22

Sep

Selena Gomez’s Feet for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her feet on her instagram. I am going to assume that this was in response to her fans begging for pictures of her feet, you know the foot fetish fans, who are some of the weirdest people around. Sure I’ve fucked some feet during my lifetime, she was an armless hooker with a herpes outbreak, I did what we could…but I’ve never got hard over a pair of feet…but there are people who do, and those people are committed, paying 100 dollars a pop to random girls I know on Facebook, and begging for feet pics on instagram, and once, I was with a girl and a guy gave her 200 dollars with me there to videotape her fucking feet. They are committed to their fetish, and Selena is a good marketer who knows how to make different groups of fans cum from different non-sleazy but still sleazy if you know the backstory and underbelly, porn to some people hustle…

It’s just too bad she doesn’t cater to so many other fetishes worth exploring….incest, lesbian – which she touched on dating Bieber, gangbang, rape, scat, watersports…the list goes on and on…wrestling balloons, inflatables, etc…but I guess we can take this for now…

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