Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life…

Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement…

Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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