I guess this is the inaugural voyage for Selena Gomez and her subtle implants that she was rumored to get, because every girl like having a bit more tit, unless said girl has too much tit, and so many more girls than you think have implants have implants, so who fucking cares…

The shit is not for strippers anymore, it’s for everyone, especially vain hollywood types that are trying to give their otherwise shitty body more shape….

I am all for improving what you’ve got, even if I hate implants and think they are unnecessary, because improving what you’ve got shows a level of insecurity in who you are as a person, because when you really break it down, the size of your tits shouldn’t define the person you are inside girls…even if guys will be more willing to pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….

That said, implants or not, who cares, from everyone I’ve spoke to…Selena Gomez is a little slut, in a good way, she owns that shit. Disney Taught her Good…

All this to say…TITS! New Tits, Old Tits, Tits on Tits on Tits…who cares they are just tits.

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Selena Gomez went out in public rocking a massive camel toe because I get her labia are mangled thanks to being destroyed by Bieber’s giant penis…

People get so mad when I talk about Bieber having a giant penis. It makes me laugh and that’s why I do it.

It’s not like I’ve seen his Penis, but I’ve heard from at least one hooker who has fucked up, 3 pornstars who have fucked him, and one other random chick who fucked him, that motherfucker’s penis is porn level and dangerous…

Maybe that’s why Lupus Gomez goes back for more…she can’t fill the void, not even when she tries with her pants…

Who knows…who cares…

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There are some Rumors that Selena Gomez wants to get new tits to keep Justin Happy, because her current tits aren’t doing it for him, and I guess that’s why she’s wearing this push up bra and showing tit, because when you get a story in the media, you massage that shit to keep it going so that people like me act like we care whether she has implants or not, because really all we care about is her tits…and I don’t even really care about those that much…

I guess the good news in all this is that little girls everywhere who follow Selena Gomez’s every move, or even Bieber’s every move, will now think their tits are inadequate, and for the rest of their lives, or until they save up 5,000 dollars, they will never be satisfied with themselves..

Good job Selena, teaching the kids what matter…and I guess my only question in all this is…why hasn’t she gone full topless yet…I think the public is ready and won’t even care….she better do it quick before she dies of her LUPUS…

Live a little more on the edge…

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When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems…

Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants

I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses..

We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior…

No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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The rumor is that Selena Gomez is getting fucked by Bieber again. I like to think it’s more got to do with her having a tour to promote. It’s always good to keep people talking and wondering about your life because it means you’re still relevant…I mean I am not even sure these two ever fucked, Bieber’s been off fucking groupies and pornstars since he was 11, and Selena, well, she’s probably up to the same thing because kids these days grew up on porn and are all fucking freaks…which I endorse fully…I just assume it’s always been good for both their business…

That said, I don’t give a fuck who or what Selena Gomez is fucking, I just like when her bloated from LUPUS steroid treatment that makes her look like a chipmunk face, is busting out of her bikini top…because I am a grown ass man, why the fuck else would I even acknowledge Selena Gomez exists…cuz of her music, or cuz I’m a fan of her acting…shut the fuck up….look at her bikini top.

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As you go into your weekend, hopefully to live your own life…and deal with your own adventures, failures, fun, problems and disappointment…Know one thing…Selena Gomez and Bieber were on a couch together and the media wants you to think that’s important…even though it’s just marketing for his shitty selfie app that only his fans care about…and that I assume Selena has shares in…cuz investing in tech is the billion dollar way…

Kill yourself..

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Selena Gomez has made the news lately, I guess her new strategy of self-management without her mom overseeing has allowed the Disney star with a broken soul thanks to an exploitative mother who crafted this career for her daughter out of her own narcism, ego, and want to be famous growing up…plus it’s easy money…has decided it’s time to just have some fucking fun…

So she’s linked back up with baby daddy Bieber, she’s having cops show up at her house parties, she’s probably doing drugs and having a good time like a normal fucking sex offender who dated a 16 year old when she was 19 because it was good for business…

Well apparently, she’s also done a shoot with Terry, and has been posting some of the previews…Not as interesting as an actual rebellious teen, I mean Terry could have shot some actual interesting shit.

I’ve heard this girl knows the industry so well, everything she does is scripted and planned, and not based on her overbearing mother…so I don’t think anything crazy is going to happen with this one, except maybe a premature death from her Lupus, but she has no control over that…

Here are some of her pics…

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Selena Gomez is doing some vocal training, because I guess you can never be too good, not that Selena Gomez is that good, I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen or heard any of her shit…which I like to think is good thing…

I like to assume that her stage Mother coordinated this, since kids are lazy as fuck, and she doesn’t want the money that she could have used on her college fund but rather spent on moving to LA, to stage mom proper, putting in work, and sucking the right exec dick to get her in at Disney, the happiest place on earth to the people they market to, and the best vocational program in the entertainment industry, if you want to be in the entertainment industry, where they churn out starlets…

I am posting it because I find it kind of sweet and erotic, like a gentle whisper I can jerk off to because I am a high concept masturbator, and hardcore fucking doesn’t do it for me. I need black and white creepy erotica filled with face wide enough for even the biggest load…

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The fail in all selfie bikini pics is that they never get these shots from the right angle, I mean if you’re going for some high impact pictures for your fans, all you gotta do is get that camera jacked up your already on all four ass…I want this shot from behind, so I can see her pussy that Beiber desecrated hugged tightly by light coloured fabric…you know hanging between her legs in the doggy style position, because what it comes down to for Selena Gomez, and really any girl in a bikini, is that they are so concerned with how their ass, tits, stomach look….they are too distracted to realize their pussy definition is what fucking matters…and that you’re looking at labia…

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In doing what I do, I’ve become friends with pornstars, I don’t even watch or like porn. but the girls are the easiest going girls who don’t care if you do posts on them, teasing them for being sluts, or sex addicts just trying to increase their hooker rates…they laugh about it, love the attention and are a lot of fun about it…I mean they put things in their pussies for money, they get what’s up…

So all the porn girls post these on set, after getting railed by 10 dick, pics, all slimy and beat up…

THe best is when they do the before and after pics, you know made up and dressed, to tear soaked eyes, smeared make-up, wet hair, and all the other good stuff that comes with having your face fucked…

This pic Selena posted, reminds me of that….and I like it…

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