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2014

30

Apr

Selena Gomez “Artistic” Student Film Quality Instragram Videos of the Day

I know people who know Selena Gomez and every single one of them has told that she’s fucking awesome. She’s funny, charismatic, a hard worker and and a entertainment industry genius….

Apparently, between her mom and her, they have this all figured out and that despite her chronic illness that may end up killing her, the one that gives her steroid face bloat, and that Makes her look like some kind of chipmunk…she may take the fuck over…

You know, producing Springbreakers wasn’t the peak of her artistic hustle, but rather the start, even though it was hardly art, unless you consider tween icons in bikinis having threesomes in a movie that made 100,000,000 dollars art..which I guess Hollywood does…

I guess that’s why she’s decided to get behind the camera, and jack up some filters, to make shit look all arty, if you consider film student smut art, and the whole thing is really fucking weird….

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2014

22

Apr

Selena Gomez Visible Panty Lines of the Day

The fun thing about Visible Panty Lines is knowing the girl in the panties is on her period…because when in shorts like this, knowing that the paparazzi follow her, would never allow this to happen, but then again, you can never really trust a bitch who doesn’t know her underwear size, you know not admitting her fat ass may be a medium,and squeezing into a small…

Now, the reason knowing a girl is on her period may not be erotic to you, but is to me, is because it means she’s not pregnant, and a pregnant bitch, is the kind of bitch, no one needs around….

Plus having a bedroom look like a murder scene after sex is always a bonus when you don’t have to dispose of the body.

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2014

28

Mar

Singing in Cars with Selena Gomez of the Day

I don’t hate Selena Gomez, if anything she’s the star of this post, and I mean the star of all kinds of other things, like Justin Bieber’s virgin popping repertoire that we all know is just a spin by her genius manager mom who knows how to spin stories proper to help Selena be the star she is convinced she is…and for some reason, Selena seems to get it, seems to know what’s up, plays it right thanks to Disney Training, and doesn’t offend me at all, if anything, I wish she was singing into my penis like it was a mic, but that’s not saying much, I wish that for all girls.

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2014

26

Mar

Selena Gomez Looks Good For Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez is into posting these semi erotic, not so slutty pics of herself in the position I assume she wants up to think Justin Bieber took her with his big Bieber penis on his Little Bieber Body in….because she’s been slitting up instagram, but unlike other girls, she’s doing it in this fashion style shoots that showcase her fat hispanic ass, and I think she’s a clever one. She’s managed to pull the Miley without being as obvious as Miley, she puts herself in the media because of her ex boyfriend who has gone off the rails…but no one hates her for it…she basically is the brain behind Springbreakers and made millions off it, but no one even notices because she played the Jesus freak…it’s like she’s a fucking magician…a master of media…and I appreciate a good good troll…and not only when they look like trolls…

Today, I am a Selena fan…

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2014

21

Mar

Selena Gomez Artistic and Naked on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez is very strategic in everything she does, that’s why she makes a lot of money. Whether it is a fake relationship with Bieber for the media attention, or producing Spring Breakers, to break free from Disney, without ever letting anyone know it was her movie, she’s just knows what’s up, has a good team, and is doing the borderline interesting enough for the media to talk about right…

That’s why her nudes on Instagram are all artistic, soft focus, through a sheer curtain, and not spread eagled in a selfie for a “boyfriend”…which is really too bad, because I don’t consider a nude a nude, unless there is labia.

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2014

11

Mar

Selena Gomez Dance Rehearsal of the Day

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If you’re wondering why these practice dance videos of Selena and Justin are being released to the internet by Selena Gomez’s mom, who is a genius Hollywood manager…even though it doesn’t take all that much to be a genius manager when exploiting her little baby…It’s pretty basic maneuvering that created Selena Gomez…

That said, she gets how this shit works, that Bieber is a great marketing hook, and that timing is everything, so maximize when you can, and the joke in all this is that Selena and Justin, may have never even had sex or dated, and it may all be some lie and if they did, it’s thanks to her mom’s pimping…but ultimately, the world is talking about them, so it worked…

I mean, these dance videos aren’t even erotic…but I am posting them anyway…

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2014

07

Mar

Selena Gomez and Bieber Went to Starbucks of the Day

OMG….SELENA GOMEZ AND BIG DICK BIEBER WENT TO COFFEE TOGETHER…

Who the fuck cares…oh right every 15-50 year old woman who is all about this bullshit celebrity shit cuz their lives fucking suck.

The fact is, when you make a girl cum proper, and you need media attention because you are dying of Lupus, and your mom is a genius manager, you make silly things like this happen and blow them up as hard as you can….

It’s how it fucking works.

Oh and they went to Starbucks, this is called product placement. They offered it to Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, and a few other brands, but the only one willing to pay a lot of money to get this union to happen for the hired paparazzi publicty stunt was Bucks…

Hollywood is all bullshit…

VIA THE ENEMY

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2014

05

Feb

Selena Gomez Legs in a Giant Sweater of the Day

Despite her Lupus face…that’s what I call her pudgy little cheeks, because she has Lupus and because I assume she on some kind of steroids to help manage it, since Lupus is reverse HIV and not sexually transmitted, which is too bad when you think of it, because stories that came out yesterday say Bieber devirginized her something I have a hard time believing considering she was on Barney and the whole kids TV world, like school bus driving, is filled with pedos, would mean he would have Lupus too, and with that, we could hope for a premature death..

That said, other stories have come out today saying she was in Rehab last month, saying she fell off the rails, was abusing prescription pills like she was Philip Seymour, you know a tormented young millionaire who’s mom exploited her at 6 and who has always been trying to do her best as people watch, never living a normal life, never really being allowed to screw up, while surrounded by Bieber’s team who probably got her hooked on the pills in the first place..to forget that she had Bieber’s 9 inch cock in her…

Either way, she’s in a sweater showing off her legs and I think she’s looking’ kinda cute, but I always like the broken down, damaged, tormented souls with horrible exploitative parents…

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2013

03

Dec

Today in Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

I guess someone told Selena Gomez that she had good tits…because something happened recently where all she wants to do is show her tits…

Is it a distraction from her weird chipmunk face with weird fake lips…or is it just because tits is what people want…I mean did she change her birth control pill and turn that A-Cup to a B-Cup or did she just eat her way to a B-Cup…who fucking knows what the strategy or reason behind it is…but it’s happening and I am watching even if cleavage bores me and I’m more into hardcore sexuality…if you know what I mean…like spread eagle ass shots…but Disney girls gone bad, always a good storyline, even when you know they’ve been polluted with Bieber’s dick, a dick that is rumoured to be huge, which makes the whole thing far fucking worse…

This is some Christmas event, seems like an appropriate outfit…nothing says Christmas at my house like tits

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2013

29

Nov

Selena Gomez Does a Halftime Cameltoe of the Day

I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options…

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While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…

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